Beach Party Thread(Non-Canon)

[Gilgamesh]

Omni was sprawled out in the Oververse, frowning before an idea popped into his head. He sat upright with a grin and he moved the clouds that lay beneath him to reveal an uninhabited island in the Vasty Deeps. He snapped his fingers and instantly the beach was filled to the brim with festivities: DJ equipment, a Tiki Bar, Surfboards, and anything a Prime could ask for. The Omnipotent being giggled before snapping again causing a giant puff of smoke to appear.

The Emperor was there in the burning sun in his black cloak, he raised his hands to cover his eyes. His eyes were panicked in confusion before Omni snapped again and a giant smile came onto his face. Palpatine started to groove and boogied up to the DJ booth where he put the headphones onto his shoulders and took a long look at the equipment before him. He stretched his hands and cracked his fingers, gazing at the large expanse of equipment before him. He took a deep breath in before his eyes grew wide.

“Execute Order 66” he grinned as he put his hands onto the records and began to drop sick beats.

Omni smiled as he looked at DJ Unlimited Power and looked towards the empty Tiki Bar. He snapped his fingers once more and a Silver man was there with the gleaming symbol of hope imprinted on his chest. Pepsiman. The Destroyer of Thirst turned to see the massive selection of liquor before using his hand to wipe it all to the floor, each bottle shattering on the ground. He replaced each one with another refreshing flavor of Pepsi.

“Much better” He cracked open a can of classic Pepsi and began to guzzle it down. He smiled and turned to the sky, almost as if he were looking at Omni. “Have some Pepsi.” He flashed a cheesy grin and gave a thumbs up.

Omni’s gaze turned to the massive body of water and snapped his fingers again. A giant, wooden lifeguard tower appeared from the sand. King Aragorn was sitting on it with his silver crown.

“What is this? Where am I?!” Omni snapped once more and the King spontaneously ripped off his clothing to reveal a white tank top and red swimming shorts. A whistle magically formed on his neck and he pulled out a pair of shades out of his pocket. He sat down upon the large tower and put the shades on vigorously looking for people out in the ocean.

Omni couldn’t help but giggle. He snapped once more and the King of the Koopas appeared in an entrance of fire and badass music, thanks to DJ Unlimited Power. He emitted a low growl but Omni had a different plan in mind. He snapped and instantly a tuxedo and a pair of shades appeared on the King of the Koopas. A large rope maze appeared and he stood at the end with a clipboard.

Omni giggled, before snapping once more. Instead, all the hippest primes from the Omniverse were teleported here.

All primes have been teleported to the Island and are now free to RP along the island. Job’s that will be coming later with be Karl refereeing the Beach Volleyball and Dracula with photo’s. Have fun.

[Proto Man]

Proto Man blinked.

He was on a beach or something.

"The heck."

He heard someone walk over to him, and he turned to see a dude who was entirely white and seemed to glow a little bit.

"First!" Omni shouted as he held out his hand for a high five.

[Gilgamesh]

Sand? The usual…but water. This was new. The King smiled as he looked down and saw he was in a golden speedo. He admired his physique before hearing a familiar voice speak.

"First!"

"Mongrel! I should be the first of all thing's in the Universe!" The King stormed off at the nerve of such cur. He walked over to the Large Tiki bar to see a Silver Man as the bartender.

"Servant, fetch me your finest wine. The King of Heroes cannot be served swill!"

"Wine? You mean Cherry Pepsi?"

"WINE! You uncultured heathen! Fetch me wine this instant." The man rolled his non-existent eyes before pouring a glass of Pepsi for the King. Gilgamesh took it up in one hand and noticed the odd coloring.

"I asked for wine you insufferable dog!" He looked for Pepsiman but he was nowhere to be found. The King scoffed as his lips touched the beverage.

He raised his eyebrow. "This drink ain't half bad."

[Jak Mar]

Jak appeared in a flash of light wearing a blue pair of speedos and a pair of sunglasses, along with Daxter who had his own pair of orange trunks on with some sunglasses.

Beach...sand? Nothing new for the demolition duo, who had Torn appear near them with red trunks on, clearly embarrassed

Jak decided to lay on the sand and stare up at the sky while Daxter winced at the annoying man who called himself the "King of Heroes".

Daxter stomped over to the golden man and pointed up [b]"HEY PAL! Ya you! Ha~ You call yourself the King of Heroes? I don't see anybody ruling over us even though we are heroes here, pal."[/b]

[Mickey Mouse]

Mickey would never get used to being teleported.

Though, if every time he got teleported it was to something like this, he might have been able to at least deal with it. This place looked like a haven of sun, sand, and just in general everything you needed to have a rockin' good time.

Just across the beach, another anthropomorphic, bipedal mouse was rubbing the dizziness out of its eyes, except unlike Mickey, this one was decidedly female.

"Minnie!"

Mickey rushed over to his wife, hugging her. "I didn't know you were in the Omniverse, too!"

"Well, I am!" Minnie replied.

"Yippie! This calls for celebration!" Mickey shouted, using his powers as a prime to shift them from their normal royal outfits into more traditional beach wear. He turned toward the bar, eyeing his old friend who watched over it. "Hey, Pepsiman! Bro!" the mouse called out, grabbing his wife by the hand and crossing the beach. He and Minnie hopped up on bar-stools.

"Gimme some of that Pepsi stuff," he squeaked, "and everyone else too! Drinks on me!"

From just down the bar, a golden-haired man scoffed. "The drinks are free, mongrel." Just then, a little orange animal scurried up and started distracting Gilgamesh.

"Oh," Mickey shrugged, "Well... just gimme somethin' then! Hip-hip, hooray!"

[Omni]

Super Buu kickflipped across the sand. "Do a kickflip!" He said, kickflipping kickflippingly. He careened into the BBQ pit and onto the hot coals. "FUCK," he said in a way that indicated his pain.

[Omni]

Enel approached Gilgamesh.

"What do you want?" Said the golden guy.

The golden haired god tweaked his fingers. "I have words to say," he said. "I know I've been saying some shit in the chat box. I mouthed off a bit, and I wanted to… I wanted to apologise."

"Just stop," said Gilgamesh. He put a finger to Enel's mouth. "We both said some things we regretted. What's important is that today we have some fun. Right, Enel-sama?"

The God blushed profusely. "The truth is, Gilgamesh, I like you. And I wanted to ask you ... will you be my bf?"

By way of response, Gilgamesh kissed Enel full on on the lips because he was totally gay for Enel and they were gay together and would be gay forever together and it was canon.

[Blink]

Blink blinked, confused. Then she smelled delicious foodstuffs, so she quickly blinked over to the grill, took a hot dog, and blinked away.

[Guu]

Guu stepped out onto the beach, her feet nestled in the sand, no toes to dig in with as she didn't think to form them. She slowly came to her senses as she realized her surroundings.

"The beach? How am I at the beach?" She asked out loud.

Last she could remember, she was fighting Cthulhu at the edge of eternity. Was she suffering through a death dream? Was the Cthulhu thing a death dream? It was totally weird.

"Oh well, I'll just make the most of this."

Her clothing transformed into a pink one-piece swimsuit with yellow highlight and a little tutu like skirt hanging loosely from her waist. The skin tight outfit only detailed how incredibly scrawny like a stick figure she was. She ran out towards the ocean with no idea what the hell she was going to do first.

[Mickey Mouse]

Mickey's eyes turned from Minnie to the pink-haired girl that had just appeared on the beach.

"Sorry, Minnie, she's waaaaaaay hotter than you," he said, kicking his wife to the curb and going off to try and find Princess Guu.

[Shang Tsung]

Shang scowled from the periphery, his serpent-like eyes glaring across the collection of primes in swimsuits and speedos.

A disgusting display. The sorcerer looked down and noted that he was still in his usual robes. Fortunately for him, the Dataverse lacked a desire to picture him in a banana hammock, which meant he could probably pass the time with some shred of decency.

Walking toward the assortment of primes, Shang glared at a few tiny creatures as he walked by. He kept going until he bumped into a blue creature with a shell. The walking turtle growled and turned around, his eyes burning like the fire of the Netherrealm. "The fuck are you?"

"The fuck are you?" Shang snapped back as both primes heard the sound of heavy footsteps walking at them. They both turned to see a helmeted boy in red swim trunks staring up at them.

"The fuck are you guys?" Proto Man asked as he took a sip from a coconut filled with Diet Mountain Dew and crumbled Doritos.

[Guu]

Guu was running towards the ocean waves, but she stopped in her tracks when she spotted that hot man of a mouse running up to her. The sight of his exposed manly chest sent shivers down her spine as she glowed a red scarlet. As soon as the sexy mouse was within distance, she finally gained the nerve to speak.

"Hello handsome." She said bashfully.

Mickey immediately laid out the charms.

"Hello baby." He said all sauve. He snapped his fingers and a magic carpet appeared before them. "Would you like to go for a ride with me?"

"Y-Yes!" She said, both surprised and excited.

They both climb aboard and fly above the clouds, the beach so far down below. Suddenly, Mickey started to sing.

Mickey: I can show you the world
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your heart decide?

Mickey: I can open your eyes
Take you wonder by wonder
Over, sideways and under
On a magic carpet ride

Mickey: A whole new world
A new fantastic point of view
No one to tell us no or where to go
Or say we're only dreaming

Guu: A whole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here, it's crystal clear
That now I'm in a whole new world with you
Mickey: (Now I'm in a whole new world with you)
Guu: Unbelievable sights
Indescribable feelings
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an endless diamond sky

Guu: A whole new world
Mickey: (Don't you dare close your eyes)
Guu: A hundred thousand things to see
Mickey: (Hold your breath, it gets better)

Guu: I'm like a shooting star
I've come so far
I can't go back
To where I used to be

Mickey: A whole new world
Guu: Every turn a surprise

Mickey: With new horizons to pursue
Guu: Every moment red letter
Both: I'll chase them anywhere
There's time to spare
Let me share this whole new world with you

Mickey: A whole new world
Guu: A whole new world
Mickey: That's where we'll be
Guu: That's where we'll be
Mickey: A thrilling chase
Guu: A wondrous place
Mickey: For you and me

[Doomguy]

There were no demons or angry soldiers ahead of me, but when I felt the sea breeze across my unhelmted face I felt just about as safe. Once again pulled in from else where, only a set of green swimming shorts with the USSMC logo clothed me and let my well tones (and horribly scared) body for the world to see. You would think I would be far more upset about, but the serenic scene a pumping music gave me an impression of peace and I simply let it go to relax and let the stress melt away.

Or maybe it because of whatever mental magic Omni used to skullfuck us into submissiveness.

"Fuck it, whatever" I told myself, and went with the flow. Don't waste a perfectly good party. Or medkits, but that's a different discussion. I took patrol down the length of the beach until I reached a perfect good spot near the water and staked a claim with a recently summoned cooler and towel.

Happy with the set up, I walked to where the heaven smell of burgers and hot dogs waffed across the beach and headed there with the single minded mission to eat my weight in real american food.

[Omni]

"OUT OF THE WAY, I CAN'T STOP 'ER, I CAN'T STO-UUUAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" said Super Buu, his skateboard on a direct collision course with the magic carpet. It was moving extremely slowly but Mickey and Guu were also out of control. The airborne vehicles exploded into shrapnel.

[Mickey Mouse]

The explosion rocked Mickey's world in ways he never thought possible.

Uh, wait.

The explosion rocked Mickey off the magic carpet, sending him plummeting down to the beach below. Luckily, Guu was actually some really fucking goshdarn powerful girl, and she somehow managed to beat him to the ground and caught him princess-style. She lowered him daintily to the ground.

"You . . . you saved my life," Mickey said, his eyes wide with wonder, "How can I ever repay you?"

Guu's face turned way too intense for a thread like this.

"Kill Omni."

[Atelos]

Atelos saw the Omni-man and a flashback came into mind.

“My name is Omni. This is not the world you know. This is the Omniverse.-"

Atelos made a grim face as he walked to the Omnipotent God.

"Omniverse?! THIS! IS! SPARTA!" the crowd of people were staring at Atelos and he chuckled.

"Are you not entertained?! Is this not why you are here?!"

[Violet]

Violet shows up to the party, looks around and decides there needs to be more explosions. As she makes her way over to the grill filled with some bitchin' chicken wings, she leaves a trail of destruction that would make Michael Bay weep with envy.

[Omni]

Super Buu explodes.

[Violet]

"That's one way to get out of paying child support," Violet thought darkly as Super Buu exploded.

[Guu]

Guu teleported her and Mickey to the Oververse. They are standing on a cloud, not far from the gates.

"You... want me to kill a god?"

"He's my ex" She said. "And I want his shit. Do this for me, and I'm yours, for all eternity."

Mickey perked up at the concept.

"Would you even do that thing... I mean, you know..."

"Of course, eventually."

Mickey puffed out his chest.

"Okay! I'll do it!"

Guu hands him weapons once wielded by Kratos from God of War. Mickey charges towards the gates, prepared to take down a god.