Who are you. WHO ARE YOU

[Omni]

It was just one time! *sobs into Zelda's hems*
-a true canon situation

[Sarah_Kerrigan]

I t-told you I am bad with comebacks x.x

[Ganondorf]

*chuckle* I am amused.

Also... stupid Greg. Making everything canon.

[Nanoha Takamachi]

Oh man we have someone with Healing at join? Nanoha is going to have to befriend you (in the nicer, not beam-based, way).

[Ganondorf]

More like she's gonna get captured, kidnapped, brainwashed, and work for Ganondorf.

[Magus]

Psh. It's fun having this second-stringer running around trying to take things over.

Always good to convince the pawn he's a king so he waves his dick around in a firefight. Better his gets shot off than mine

[Ganondorf]

Agreed. That's why I'm eager for you to finally show your face. It'll be nice to have someone else taking some heat off me while I undermine the entire Omniverse.

[Magus]

Lamest comeback ever. And Kairi thought SHE had lame comebacks.

Ganondork, King of Lame Comebacks (and nothing else).

[Ganondorf]

Lame comeback and yet it took you ten minutes to come up with a retort to it? Who's lame now?

[Magus]

Someone who's got shit to do. And it took you TWENTY to come up with that insanely lame comeback!

WHAT NOW, GERUDO BITCH?!

[Ganondorf]

I was driving to the hospital so my wife can have babies. What's your excuse?

[Omni]

M-M-M-MONSTER KILL

now get off the website for the love of

[Ganondorf]

She's sleeping, at the moment. I'm good.

[Magus]

I was driving to the hospital so my wife can have babies. What's your excuse?

Textin a cute girl

Still... you're 'out' is better than mine. *Steeples fingers*

Hmm...

[Ganondorf]

So, once more, I have outdone you. Bow your head in shame, puny mortal.

[Magus]

More like for the first time ever. Feels good to not lose, eh?

Loss must be familiar for you, having been outmatched by a prepubescent boy like a dozen times. Feels good to finally have a win, don't it?

[Ganondorf]

At least I'm an entity with form, substance, energy, a soul, and sentience. You're literally nothing.

[Magus]

OOOOOOHHHHHHH SNAP. That... isn't a burn at all.

Anyway, I shall have to be the better man and bow out, as this is the introductions thread, after all

[Ganondorf]

I like how you started this and now you're blaming me for it.

[Kenshin Himura]

Oh, I'll be playing the girl up there -points to avatar- or down there if you'd rather look at my sig -points down.-

Your signature is awesome.