HAPEE BIRTHDAE HARRY

[Harry Potter]

IT IS NOT MY BIRTHDAY.

It is Harry Potter's birthday though.

[Amaterasu]

(imagine a clean-shaved Hagrid wearing a nice suit and a top hat saying this)

"Well Harry my fine boy, you are a homine magicus, or as it is known in layman's terms, a wizard. And as your, and please pardon my french on this, positively and spafflingly despicable aunt's family have taken it upon themselves to deny you access to your written correspondence informing you thereof, I have taken it upon mineself to hereby deliver to thee this admission letter, as well as a pastry for you to consume at your earliest convenience. I humbly apologize for the taste it may have however, as it may have been in contact with my Earl Grey tea bags during the journey here. I have, however, taken the utmost care not to allow any damage to come to it, though its structural integrity may have slightly suffered due to the lack of refrigiration during the transport. And please, do not mind the orthographical errors in the birthday wishes. I imagine, though this is in no way an excuse to make such atrocious mistakes, that the baker whom I acquired this pastry from did, at the time, not have an Oxford dictionary at hand to consult. Nontheless, I hope that it will please your palate."

[Harry Potter]

(imagine a clean-shaved Hagrid wearing a nice suit and a top hat saying this)

"Well Harry my fine boy, you are a homine magicus, or as it is known in layman's terms, a wizard. And as your, and please pardon my french on this, positively and spafflingly despicable aunt's family have taken it upon themselves to deny you access to your written correspondence informing you thereof, I have taken it upon mineself to hereby deliver to thee this admission letter, as well as a pastry for you to consume at your earliest convenience. I humbly apologize for the taste it may have however, as it may have been in contact with my Earl Grey tea bags during the journey here. I have, however, taken the utmost care not to allow any damage to come to it, though its structural integrity may have slightly suffered due to the lack of refrigiration during the transport. And please, do not mind the orthographical errors in the birthday wishes. I imagine, though this is in no way an excuse to make such atrocious mistakes, that the baker whom I acquired this pastry from did, at the time, not have an Oxford dictionary at hand to consult. Nontheless, I hope that it will please your palate."

PERFECT!!!!

[Jak Mar]

Happy wizardry birthday, Harry!