Dante's Abyss Power Rankings - Preshow Edition
42. Makoto Yuki – Can you really handle a sword that long?
41. Taloc – Swordfighting Omniversian #2312
40. Eternity Larvae – Shouldn’t you be Eternity Butterfly? My caterpillars don’t have wings.
39. Clownpiece – Fairies are the new black.
38. Lord Zedd – How’s your head?
37. Deadpool – Did he show up yet? Someone page Mr. Wilson that he has to participate in the first three rounds this time.
36. Yuuka Kazami – I once had an intern that smelled like plants too… do you taste like flowers too?
35. Kenpachi – I think he napped through the preshow.
34. Gildarts – Everyone always comes back to me wanting just one more ride. Tsk tsk tsk.
33. Kuzuru – Did your production company fold?
32. Kerrigan – Never trust a girl with too many pets.
31. Cerise – At this point, just don’t trust any girl.
30. Sasuke – Init strange when you blink away the seasons?
29. Whirda – Everyone loves the diseased female lead, amrite?
28. Pennywise – Do you also have fairy wings?
27. Cell – Did you grow from last year? (How many of these are there?)
26. Link – …not the same one? Again? Is this a joke?
25. Handsome Jack – Something tells me that’s not your real face.
24. Broly – When you want lessons on how to smash well, you know where to find me.
23. Harley Quinn – I knew a clown once in the Omniverse who was a serial killer with a flamin’ head. I wonder if I just mush you, the fairy, and the man-clown together, could I recreate that clown? Would you better company?
22. Amber Veritz – Do you have all your shots this time?
21. Dave Strider – Are your eyes pink behind those sunglasses?
20. Ok Dongja – I bet you I could lift your staff
19. Dane Reagan – Y’know, the actual Gipper was always early for everything.
18. Jibril – She’s got that look. Don’t trust that look.
17. Retane – Remember to read the manual. Even sleeping primes forget some stuff, y’know.
16. Violet – The weather’s a lot cooler here, isn’t it?
15. Jak Mar – *insert 3 to 5 dynamite puns here*
14. Skeletor – Nice bone.
13. Erik Vrell – Hope you sharpened that pitchfork.
12. Desman Black – Does it at least come with benefits? There are benefits, right? Dental?
11. Shantotto – I was told I needed to rhyme, but I unfortunately did not have the time.
10. Serraph Quarrere – Press ‘N’ to enable the Day/Night cycle
9. Gilgamesh – At least it’s not the robot again?
8. Ricter – Why don’t you have large shoes and comically oversized ears too? You need to work on your branding.
7. Ahana Varma – Can you kindly open your fight with the phrase “I wanna harm ya”? Can we make that your catchphrase? Too late.
6. Mickey Mouse – Oh man, who will do this good guy’s dirty work for him this time around?
5. Marisa Kirisame – Yeap, you’re not fooling anyone, either, with that poofy blonde hair and shiny blue eyes. Nope.
4. Victor Wolfe – Stick to the murder, your other talents are… lacking.
3. Ash, the [s]Horn[/i] Storm Demon – It took you that long to get out? Honey, let me tell ya, you were sleeping with the wrong people. (“Can we get that knight lady back? Wasn’t she sane? Or the cop fox? Or the rubber-armed lady.” / “That last one was like a transdimensional demon spawn thing.” / “…damn it.”)
2. The Bandit of Fox-Aran – Ahh, perfect, this will do perfectly? You are all for justice and truth and stuff but secretly are willing to enact genocide or enforce your non-existence police jurisdiction in a private country of another’s owning? (loves secondaries or something? Close enough) Please sign on the dotted line to receive your hand cuffs, foxy cop badge, and buster arm. Please self-righteously threaten Karl Jak at your earliest convenience.
1. Yu Kanda – It’s not easy to be the center of attention, but if you ever need help getting rid of that pesty card you're holding onto for dear life, you can always DM me.
42. Makoto Yuki – Can you really handle a sword that long?
41. Taloc – Swordfighting Omniversian #2312
40. Eternity Larvae – Shouldn’t you be Eternity Butterfly? My caterpillars don’t have wings.
39. Clownpiece – Fairies are the new black.
38. Lord Zedd – How’s your head?
37. Deadpool – Did he show up yet? Someone page Mr. Wilson that he has to participate in the first three rounds this time.
36. Yuuka Kazami – I once had an intern that smelled like plants too… do you taste like flowers too?
35. Kenpachi – I think he napped through the preshow.
34. Gildarts – Everyone always comes back to me wanting just one more ride. Tsk tsk tsk.
33. Kuzuru – Did your production company fold?
32. Kerrigan – Never trust a girl with too many pets.
31. Cerise – At this point, just don’t trust any girl.
30. Sasuke – Init strange when you blink away the seasons?
29. Whirda – Everyone loves the diseased female lead, amrite?
28. Pennywise – Do you also have fairy wings?
27. Cell – Did you grow from last year? (How many of these are there?)
26. Link – …not the same one? Again? Is this a joke?
25. Handsome Jack – Something tells me that’s not your real face.
24. Broly – When you want lessons on how to smash well, you know where to find me.
23. Harley Quinn – I knew a clown once in the Omniverse who was a serial killer with a flamin’ head. I wonder if I just mush you, the fairy, and the man-clown together, could I recreate that clown? Would you better company?
22. Amber Veritz – Do you have all your shots this time?
21. Dave Strider – Are your eyes pink behind those sunglasses?
20. Ok Dongja – I bet you I could lift your staff
19. Dane Reagan – Y’know, the actual Gipper was always early for everything.
18. Jibril – She’s got that look. Don’t trust that look.
17. Retane – Remember to read the manual. Even sleeping primes forget some stuff, y’know.
16. Violet – The weather’s a lot cooler here, isn’t it?
15. Jak Mar – *insert 3 to 5 dynamite puns here*
14. Skeletor – Nice bone.
13. Erik Vrell – Hope you sharpened that pitchfork.
12. Desman Black – Does it at least come with benefits? There are benefits, right? Dental?
11. Shantotto – I was told I needed to rhyme, but I unfortunately did not have the time.
10. Serraph Quarrere – Press ‘N’ to enable the Day/Night cycle
9. Gilgamesh – At least it’s not the robot again?
8. Ricter – Why don’t you have large shoes and comically oversized ears too? You need to work on your branding.
7. Ahana Varma – Can you kindly open your fight with the phrase “I wanna harm ya”? Can we make that your catchphrase? Too late.
6. Mickey Mouse – Oh man, who will do this good guy’s dirty work for him this time around?
5. Marisa Kirisame – Yeap, you’re not fooling anyone, either, with that poofy blonde hair and shiny blue eyes. Nope.
4. Victor Wolfe – Stick to the murder, your other talents are… lacking.
3. Ash, the [s]Horn[/i] Storm Demon – It took you that long to get out? Honey, let me tell ya, you were sleeping with the wrong people. (“Can we get that knight lady back? Wasn’t she sane? Or the cop fox? Or the rubber-armed lady.” / “That last one was like a transdimensional demon spawn thing.” / “…damn it.”)
2. The Bandit of Fox-Aran – Ahh, perfect, this will do perfectly? You are all for justice and truth and stuff but secretly are willing to enact genocide or enforce your non-existence police jurisdiction in a private country of another’s owning? (loves secondaries or something? Close enough) Please sign on the dotted line to receive your hand cuffs, foxy cop badge, and buster arm. Please self-righteously threaten Karl Jak at your earliest convenience.
1. Yu Kanda – It’s not easy to be the center of attention, but if you ever need help getting rid of that pesty card you're holding onto for dear life, you can always DM me.
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