Hawt Kings Hugging-R (Fanfic.Omni)

[Gilgamesh]

This is my story so if you don't like don't read. Constructive criticism only plox. 


Mickey’s hand accidentally brushed against Gilgamesh’s. The loud music of the room clouded their thoughts and the spark that they felt was both frightening and intriguing.


Yu Kanda glanced over, noticed the electricity bouncing between the two kings, and dragged Mickey away. “Mickey, girl,” the swordsman said, “Don’t do it. He’s a total dick.”


“Piss off, Kanda,” Mickey protested, spinning around and sauntering back toward Gilgamesh.


“You look amazing,” Gilgamesh said, with a smouldering look in his eyes, stroking Mickey’s remaining ear.


“Thanks, pal,” Mickey smiled coyly. He didn’t know how Karl Jak had turned the arena into a dance floor so suddenly, but in this moment, he was thankful. He chugged the rest of his whiskey neat and grabbed Gilgamesh’s hand, pulling him seductively to the dance floor as the music changed to a bass-heavy hip hop song.


Dancing to the rhythm of Rihanna's hit song “S&M”, their bodies subconsciously grew closer as the night went on. An accidental graze here and there became hands on hips (an incredible feat, since it required Gilgamesh to dance on his knees) and chests pressed close together. Suddenly the final call lights flooded the room, shocking both Kings. Mickey had a disappointed look written all over his face, but Gilgamesh was not done with this night.


The Golden King grabbed Mickey’s hand and placed it on his bare chest. Suddenly, he was thankful for the beam of yellow light that had destroyed his breastpiece. Mickey’s fingers traced the hot, burnt skin of the Diablo brand, and he bit his lip. It was very warm, but the fire in his little mouse loins burned more.

[Mickey Mouse]

Mickey looked up at Gilgamesh. “Bathroom?” he asked with a hopeful glint in his eye.

Without any words, Gilgamesh grabbed Mickey’s hand and began to weave around the still large crowd. Many people stared at the audacity of the two Kings but to each other, they felt as if they were the only people left in the world. Finally coming upon the men’s restroom, both of them practically dashed inside. Gilgamesh unable to control his lust any longer hoisted Mickey up onto the countertop.

“Be Gentle” was the only words that Mickey had said before hot and heavy panting filled up the bathroom.

Gilgamesh pressed his lips to Mickey’s and the mouse fell into the young man’s arms, running his hands along Gilgamesh’s bare chest. If the world knew, what would they think? Would they judge the mouse and his boy for their true, deep love?

They kissed for what seemed like hours before Gilgamesh broke it off. “Mickey, I… I’m sorry I called you a mongrel,” he whispered.

“You call everyone mongrel,” Mickey breathed into his lover’s ear.

“Not you,” the other king panted, “not anymore. Mickey, I… I love you.”

Mickey smiled, happier than he’d been in a long while. “I love you too, Gilgamesh,” he said.

Gilgamesh smirked.

Meanwhile, outside, a very flustered Karl Jak announced Mickey Mouse and Gilgamesh had left the ring and were therefore disqualified. Kanda, dumbstruck, punched Desman in the nuts. “Ow,” the robot said, “okay, okay.”

Desman jumped out of the ring, laid on the ground and pretended to be dead.

He almost wished he was.

A//N: thanks for reading guysss! If u liked it leave a review! If you didn’t gtfo xoxo

[Bandit With No Name]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha holy shit
this is the best shit
holy fuck
HOLY FUCK
yo im rewatching the stream from thier fite
and this is actully wut happened
i wuz there
that mouse got fckin railed by the golden king in the da bathrooms
evry1 herd it & were listning outside the door
this fanfic is tru 2 lyfe

ur <3ing fan
Ass Kicker Or Whatever It Is I Forgot

[Yu Kanda]

I need mind bleach! SOMEONE! Send help!

This collection of horse manure should have never seen the light of day, BE ASHAMED!!!!!@@@@@

YOu sir, should be ashamed of yourself, You need some Jesus in your life!

-Agoodchristianboy

[The Emperor of Mankind]

@Agoodchristianboy
I think I might have the product you need, it starts with a p and rhymes with socket socket. Meet me on the minecraft server.
You know the one.
-notashadychristianboy

[China]

Jesus?

Bah.

What kind of a wonky religion would ever condemn something this beautiful?

... Though it'd be even more hawt if Gilgamesh was in his demon form...

Oh yeah, now that would be amazing.

And anyone who doesn't realise that clearly needs more Slaanesh in their life... I'm looking at you, christianboy...


- NoiseMarine69

[The Emperor of Mankind]

@NoiseMarine69

++ATTENTION HUMAN, PLEASE SEND ME YOUR LOCATION AND BE READY FOR EXTERMINATION.++

++THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION++

- Nihilor Rad-Ulthus

[Angel Fisher]

@NoiseMarine69

I completely agree with you
Except for the fact that to make it hawt mickey would need to be a nobody
And obviously unlike Gil's hawt demon form (luv from your 50th biggest fan ~<3) not everyone knows heartless and nobodies exist

This brillient man obviously knew when he was writing this that something would be missing with the demon form, but didn't know what

So plz forgive him

- ~~TheDarkAndLightWithin~~

[China]

@Nihilor Rad-Ulthus

My location? The Underverse, of course. It's the closest this place has to a Warp...

And you're welcome down here any day, big boy. I'm sure our daemonettes would get a real kick out of meeting you.

Especially if you bring a chainsword or two. There's not much those girls/boys love more than being penetrated by a big, hard sword.

- NoiseMarine69

[The Emperor of Mankind]

@NoiseMarine69

++WHILE I MAY BE BIG I WAS NEVER ASSIGNED A GENDER AT BIRTH++

++I BRING NOTHING BUT THE OMNISSIAH'S FURY AND MULTIPLE ANTI TANK AND INFANTRY WEAPONS++

++I CAN NOT PENETRATE WITH A SWORD BUT I MAY RUPTURE YOUR SKULL AND/OR OTHER AREAS WITH MULTIPLE PUNCHES IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE WHEN I REACH THE OPTIMUM DISTANCE FOR MELEE COMBAT++

- Nihilor Rad-Ulthus

[China]

@Nihilor Rad-Ulthus

Hawt. I'll have to make sure to bring enough guys and gals to soak up your bullets until I can get into glorious melee combat. I wouldn't wanna miss out on that pummelling. <3

And don't be sad, plenty of our daemons don't have a specific gender either. I'm sure we can find something that'll turn you on, Mr Robot. It's what we do best.

Well, that and Rock Offs with Diablo.

"We are the D! We are the D! We are the D! We are the D! We are the D! We are the D!
We are the D! We are the D! We are the D! We are the D! We are the D! We are the D!
We are the D! We are the D! We are the D! We are the D! We are the D! We are the D!"

- NoiseMarine69

[The Emperor of Mankind]

@NoiseMarine69

++I HAVE NOT BEEN TURNED OFF SINCE I CAME INTO THE OMNIVERSE, IT SEEMS THAT AN UNKNOWN ENERGY SOURCE IS KEEPING ME ALIVE++
++ IF YOU HAVE DAEMONS THEN THERE IS NO CHANCE FOR SURRENDER FOR YOU, I HAVE BEGUN WALKING TO THE NEAREST BOUNTY HUNTER I CAN FIND TO BE BANISHED INTO THE UNDERVERSE++
++YOUR PLAN TO GET INTO MELEE COMBAT MAY NOT WORK AS YOUR LARGER FRAME WILL PROVIDE AN EASIER TARGET++
++SIDENOTE: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF <3, IT DOES NOT MATCH ANY KNOWN WORDS IN MY DATABASE++

-Nihilor Rad-Ulthus

[China]

@Nihilor Rad-Ulthus

Dayum, dude. You've been turned on the entire time?

Well, I see you're gonna fit in nicely down here.

Pity about not getting into melee, but I guess I'll just have to deal with it. It's not like getting a faceful of your load would be the worst way to go. ^_^

<3 means looove. Slaanesh is the friendliest Ruinous Power. Just give him/her a chance and I'm sure you'll see that yourself.

Looking forward to the meet-up, girlfriend!

xoxoxo

- NoiseMarine69

[Atelos]

Why would you write this?! Obviously the better ship is Kanda x Desman. They way they focused each other in the arena and the looks they gave one another? There is no way that they aren't boning. I hope Karl has that tape somewhere cause I would pay good money to see that.

-YaoiLover99

[Bandit With No Name]

u all can get fuked
this is living history
this is jsut a dutiful recounting of a beutiful love
if u dont like realiyt dont read it

poudning mice harder then mousetraps
hammering gold harder then blacksmiths

mickxgil4ever

-no name

[Mickey Mouse]

I reported this.

xoxo
- KweenMinnie

[The Emperor of Mankind]

@NoiseMarine69

++THE WORD LOOOVE DOES NOT MATCH ANY WORDS IN MY DATABASE EITHER ALTHOUGH THE CLOSEST MATCH FOR IT WAS LOATH++
++I HAVE ARRIVED IN THE UNDERVERSE, SEND ME YOUR COORDINATES AND PREPARE FOR DEATH++
++THANK YOU FOR SUPPORTING THE EFFORTS OF MANKIND++
-Nihilor Rad-Ulthus

[Bandit With No Name]

I reported this.

xoxo
- KweenMinnie

i have reported ur failure to appreciate this document of living history
im sorry ur husband was going to bone town with the king of nippur
but
its wut happened
i saw it with my own eyes

-ass kicker