04-05-2018, 02:53 PM
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Character name: Handsome Jack
Character source: Borderlands Series
Character history:
Hi! Handsome Jack here! President of the Hyperion Corporation, Hero to Pandora, Destroyer of the Destroyer, voted Sexiest Fucker in the Universe eight years running... you know, I could go on, but I won't. But I could.
I bet you're thinking to yourself: "Oh man! That Handsome Jack is so accomplished, I bet he has a killer backstory." And you'd be right. But, I'm a busy man and I don't have time to lay down the whole epic saga down for you, so we're gonna run through the cliffnotes, alright? Don't worry, my autobiography will be dropping at the end of the year, and you can read all about your favorite guy for only 500 Buckerinos. A steal, I know.
So, here we go. Dad died when when I was a wee lad, and Mom decided she'd rather get high and fuck around then raise a little scamp, so she pawned me off with Gramma. Now this chick, don't get me wrong I love her to death, but she was a grade-A bitch. That's why I had her killed. Not back then, later on. Try to keep up. Anywho, I get a little older and a little wiser and land this sweet gig working for Hyperion. Yep, you're right to be surprised. Once upon a time, I was just like all you losers. But I had bigger plans.
You know what? Let's skip ahead. Some stuff happens, I kill my boss, and now I'm the big cheese. I open the Vault and beat the Destroyer, enriching Pandora with all the Eridium you could ever want. But, I hear there's an even better Vault, a bit deeper in the planet. Now, I know I gotta get there first. Can't have no lousy bandits trying to grab the weapon before me, right? Well, good thing for me, bandits and Vault Hunters are a bunch of idiots. I'm killing em off left and right here, folks. Even get them to expose their little "Sanctuary" to me. Man, it's easy to outsmart these chumps.
But then they go and make me real mad. See, I can forgive idiocy. Post-mortem, but still. But kill my little girl? My Angel? Oh, now you done fucked up. I kill off one of the child-murderers and grab their precious Siren to charge up my Vault key, but it ain't enough. They need to suffer like I suffered. I needed to make them rue the day they decided to murder my Angel. They were gonna suffer... just as soon as I found the Warrior.
And then, I did find it. The Vault of the Warrior. God, it was glorious. With the Warrior's power, I coulda made Pandora into a paradise. No more bandits. No more suffering. Just perfect. But, just as I'm about to open the bad boy up, here come the Vault Hunters to fuck up my day even more. Oh, we have ourselves an epic battle, and I'm just about to kill them all good with the Warrior, when I'm suddenly whisked away by some whiter-than-mayonnaise kid talking about "Omniverse" this and "Anything you want" that. Bitch! I HAD what I wanted! Fuck you!
And that's about the short and long of it, folks. Now, I'm sure your little bandit pals are gonna tell you I'm "embellishing the truth" on some of this, but really? They don't even know what "embellish" means. Handsome Jack, out!
Appearance:
![[Image: Handsome-Jack.png]](http://www.cytokineindustries.com/chevereto/images/2018/04/05/Handsome-Jack.png)
Stats:
ATK: 5
DEF: 5
SPD: 1
TEC: 1
Starting Stat Upgrades: (3000) Stat Upgrade I(1000), Stat Upgrade II(2000)
Starting Proficiencies: (2800) Ranged Proficiency(1000), Area Attack(600), Ranged Materialize Proficiency(600), Remote Control Proficiency(600)
Starting Powers: (1200/8000) Stealth(1200)
Starting Moves: (1500)
Acid Pain; Ranged: (300)
![[Image: SMG.png]](http://www.cytokineindustries.com/chevereto/images/2018/04/05/SMG.png)
"I never meant to cause you any sorrow..."
Jack's custom Submachine Gun, complete with Corrosive modification. It possesses an extremely high-rate of fire, but while it has a range of about 100 meters, it's far too inaccurate to use beyond 20 meters and it's damage is subpar at best. The Acid coating each round of its ammunition allows Acid Pain to penetrate barriers and shields less than a meter thick (other than Super Defenses), dealing its normal damage to targets beyond them. Its magazine boasts an impressive 50 round capacity, which it can empty in about 10 seconds of sustained fire, and it takes about 3 seconds for Jack to reload after expending the last round. Like all of his weapons, Jack can summon Acid Pain to his hand in about 1 second, and it likewise vanishes about 5 seconds after leaving his grip. Both the appearance and disappearance is accompanied by a strange digitizing of the air where it will appear or disappear.
Finger-Bang; Ranged: (300)
![[Image: Pistol.png]](http://www.cytokineindustries.com/chevereto/images/2018/04/05/Pistol.png)
"Nothing like a good one."
Jack's custom semi-automatic Pistol. This beauty sports a 500 meter range, though it's only reasonably accurate within 100 meters, and deals an average amount of damage to anything it hits. As a semi-automatic, it fires as quickly as Jack can pull the trigger, or about twice every second or so. It possesses a fair amount of ammunition at 13 rounds, and it takes about 2 seconds to reload after expending the last round. Like all of his weapons, Jack can summon Finger-Bang to his hand in about 1 second, and it likewise vanishes about 5 seconds after leaving his grip. Both the appearance and disappearance is accompanied by a strange digitizing of the air where it will appear or disappear.
The Nukestick; Ranged, Area: (300)
![[Image: Shotgun.png]](http://www.cytokineindustries.com/chevereto/images/2018/04/05/Shotgun.png)
"Alright, you primitive screw-heads..."
Jack's custom semi-automatic Shotgun, complete with Explosive modification. Though it only has a 5 meter range, its area of effect is a 90 degree cone and each of the 50 pellets it fires is a small explosive with a .5 meter radius. At point-blank range, the damage this baby can dish out is massive, though too close and Jack risks exposing himself to the damage as well. At the maximum range, the pellets explode whether they've contacted an obstacle or not, though at this spread the damage is significantly lessened. The Nukestick may be semi-automatic, but the recoil means it can only be fired about once every two seconds. It's magazine is a paltry 6 rounds, and it takes about 4 seconds to reload after expending the last round. Like all of his weapons, Jack can summon The Nukestick to his hand in about 1 second, and it likewise vanishes about 5 seconds after leaving his grip. Both the appearance and disappearance is accompanied by a strange digitizing of the air where it will appear or disappear.
Thot Potato; Ranged, Area, Remote Control: (300)
![[Image: Grenade.png]](http://www.cytokineindustries.com/chevereto/images/2018/04/05/Grenade.png)
"Better have protection..."
Jack's custom grenades. Unlike normal grenades, which are thrown at their targets, these grenades are controlled via a device mounted on Jack's wrist. Using a series of small thrusters, Thot Potatoes can be directed to a target within 60 meters of Jack; though, if he's unable to control it for whatever reason, they simply continue on in the last direction he entered. Each of the 4 grenades Jack carries has a 10 second fuse, with 60 meters being the maximum distance they can reach within that time-frame, and deal substantial damage to targets caught in their 2.5 meter radius explosion. Like all of his weapons, Jack can summon Thot Potatoes to his hand in about 1 second, and, if inactivated, they vanish 5 seconds after being released. Both the appearance and disappearance is accompanied by a strange digitizing of the air where it will appear or disappear. After using the 4 grenades Jack carries into a fight, he needs to spend time outside combat to summon more.
The Sequel; Ranged, Area, Materialize, Remote Control: (300)
![[Image: Holo-Projector.png]](http://www.cytokineindustries.com/chevereto/images/2018/04/05/Holo-Projector.png)
"The best thing about being me..."
A special device created by Jack which creates holographic dopplegangers of himself. It takes about 5 seconds to power up The Sequel, after which it will project up to 10 copies of Jack within a 10 meter radius. These duplicates look and sound like the actual Jack, and are controlled via a series of conductors embedded within his left hand. As they aren't physical copies, they're unable to interact with the environment like he would, and savvy combatants may notice small errors such as duplicates moving through obstacles or their weapons not actually firing anything. Jack cannot maintain The Sequel for extended periods of time, due to its energy drain, and they will abruptly disappear after about 30 seconds. It takes about 3 minutes for the battery within the device to recharge and allow its use again.
Character name: Handsome Jack
Character source: Borderlands Series
Character history:
Hi! Handsome Jack here! President of the Hyperion Corporation, Hero to Pandora, Destroyer of the Destroyer, voted Sexiest Fucker in the Universe eight years running... you know, I could go on, but I won't. But I could.
I bet you're thinking to yourself: "Oh man! That Handsome Jack is so accomplished, I bet he has a killer backstory." And you'd be right. But, I'm a busy man and I don't have time to lay down the whole epic saga down for you, so we're gonna run through the cliffnotes, alright? Don't worry, my autobiography will be dropping at the end of the year, and you can read all about your favorite guy for only 500 Buckerinos. A steal, I know.
So, here we go. Dad died when when I was a wee lad, and Mom decided she'd rather get high and fuck around then raise a little scamp, so she pawned me off with Gramma. Now this chick, don't get me wrong I love her to death, but she was a grade-A bitch. That's why I had her killed. Not back then, later on. Try to keep up. Anywho, I get a little older and a little wiser and land this sweet gig working for Hyperion. Yep, you're right to be surprised. Once upon a time, I was just like all you losers. But I had bigger plans.
You know what? Let's skip ahead. Some stuff happens, I kill my boss, and now I'm the big cheese. I open the Vault and beat the Destroyer, enriching Pandora with all the Eridium you could ever want. But, I hear there's an even better Vault, a bit deeper in the planet. Now, I know I gotta get there first. Can't have no lousy bandits trying to grab the weapon before me, right? Well, good thing for me, bandits and Vault Hunters are a bunch of idiots. I'm killing em off left and right here, folks. Even get them to expose their little "Sanctuary" to me. Man, it's easy to outsmart these chumps.
But then they go and make me real mad. See, I can forgive idiocy. Post-mortem, but still. But kill my little girl? My Angel? Oh, now you done fucked up. I kill off one of the child-murderers and grab their precious Siren to charge up my Vault key, but it ain't enough. They need to suffer like I suffered. I needed to make them rue the day they decided to murder my Angel. They were gonna suffer... just as soon as I found the Warrior.
And then, I did find it. The Vault of the Warrior. God, it was glorious. With the Warrior's power, I coulda made Pandora into a paradise. No more bandits. No more suffering. Just perfect. But, just as I'm about to open the bad boy up, here come the Vault Hunters to fuck up my day even more. Oh, we have ourselves an epic battle, and I'm just about to kill them all good with the Warrior, when I'm suddenly whisked away by some whiter-than-mayonnaise kid talking about "Omniverse" this and "Anything you want" that. Bitch! I HAD what I wanted! Fuck you!
And that's about the short and long of it, folks. Now, I'm sure your little bandit pals are gonna tell you I'm "embellishing the truth" on some of this, but really? They don't even know what "embellish" means. Handsome Jack, out!
Appearance:
![[Image: Handsome-Jack.png]](http://www.cytokineindustries.com/chevereto/images/2018/04/05/Handsome-Jack.png)
Stats:
ATK: 5
DEF: 5
SPD: 1
TEC: 1
Starting Stat Upgrades: (3000) Stat Upgrade I(1000), Stat Upgrade II(2000)
Starting Proficiencies: (2800) Ranged Proficiency(1000), Area Attack(600), Ranged Materialize Proficiency(600), Remote Control Proficiency(600)
Starting Powers: (1200/8000) Stealth(1200)
Starting Moves: (1500)
Acid Pain; Ranged: (300)
![[Image: SMG.png]](http://www.cytokineindustries.com/chevereto/images/2018/04/05/SMG.png)
"I never meant to cause you any sorrow..."
Jack's custom Submachine Gun, complete with Corrosive modification. It possesses an extremely high-rate of fire, but while it has a range of about 100 meters, it's far too inaccurate to use beyond 20 meters and it's damage is subpar at best. The Acid coating each round of its ammunition allows Acid Pain to penetrate barriers and shields less than a meter thick (other than Super Defenses), dealing its normal damage to targets beyond them. Its magazine boasts an impressive 50 round capacity, which it can empty in about 10 seconds of sustained fire, and it takes about 3 seconds for Jack to reload after expending the last round. Like all of his weapons, Jack can summon Acid Pain to his hand in about 1 second, and it likewise vanishes about 5 seconds after leaving his grip. Both the appearance and disappearance is accompanied by a strange digitizing of the air where it will appear or disappear.
Finger-Bang; Ranged: (300)
![[Image: Pistol.png]](http://www.cytokineindustries.com/chevereto/images/2018/04/05/Pistol.png)
"Nothing like a good one."
Jack's custom semi-automatic Pistol. This beauty sports a 500 meter range, though it's only reasonably accurate within 100 meters, and deals an average amount of damage to anything it hits. As a semi-automatic, it fires as quickly as Jack can pull the trigger, or about twice every second or so. It possesses a fair amount of ammunition at 13 rounds, and it takes about 2 seconds to reload after expending the last round. Like all of his weapons, Jack can summon Finger-Bang to his hand in about 1 second, and it likewise vanishes about 5 seconds after leaving his grip. Both the appearance and disappearance is accompanied by a strange digitizing of the air where it will appear or disappear.
The Nukestick; Ranged, Area: (300)
![[Image: Shotgun.png]](http://www.cytokineindustries.com/chevereto/images/2018/04/05/Shotgun.png)
"Alright, you primitive screw-heads..."
Jack's custom semi-automatic Shotgun, complete with Explosive modification. Though it only has a 5 meter range, its area of effect is a 90 degree cone and each of the 50 pellets it fires is a small explosive with a .5 meter radius. At point-blank range, the damage this baby can dish out is massive, though too close and Jack risks exposing himself to the damage as well. At the maximum range, the pellets explode whether they've contacted an obstacle or not, though at this spread the damage is significantly lessened. The Nukestick may be semi-automatic, but the recoil means it can only be fired about once every two seconds. It's magazine is a paltry 6 rounds, and it takes about 4 seconds to reload after expending the last round. Like all of his weapons, Jack can summon The Nukestick to his hand in about 1 second, and it likewise vanishes about 5 seconds after leaving his grip. Both the appearance and disappearance is accompanied by a strange digitizing of the air where it will appear or disappear.
Thot Potato; Ranged, Area, Remote Control: (300)
![[Image: Grenade.png]](http://www.cytokineindustries.com/chevereto/images/2018/04/05/Grenade.png)
"Better have protection..."
Jack's custom grenades. Unlike normal grenades, which are thrown at their targets, these grenades are controlled via a device mounted on Jack's wrist. Using a series of small thrusters, Thot Potatoes can be directed to a target within 60 meters of Jack; though, if he's unable to control it for whatever reason, they simply continue on in the last direction he entered. Each of the 4 grenades Jack carries has a 10 second fuse, with 60 meters being the maximum distance they can reach within that time-frame, and deal substantial damage to targets caught in their 2.5 meter radius explosion. Like all of his weapons, Jack can summon Thot Potatoes to his hand in about 1 second, and, if inactivated, they vanish 5 seconds after being released. Both the appearance and disappearance is accompanied by a strange digitizing of the air where it will appear or disappear. After using the 4 grenades Jack carries into a fight, he needs to spend time outside combat to summon more.
The Sequel; Ranged, Area, Materialize, Remote Control: (300)
![[Image: Holo-Projector.png]](http://www.cytokineindustries.com/chevereto/images/2018/04/05/Holo-Projector.png)
"The best thing about being me..."
A special device created by Jack which creates holographic dopplegangers of himself. It takes about 5 seconds to power up The Sequel, after which it will project up to 10 copies of Jack within a 10 meter radius. These duplicates look and sound like the actual Jack, and are controlled via a series of conductors embedded within his left hand. As they aren't physical copies, they're unable to interact with the environment like he would, and savvy combatants may notice small errors such as duplicates moving through obstacles or their weapons not actually firing anything. Jack cannot maintain The Sequel for extended periods of time, due to its energy drain, and they will abruptly disappear after about 30 seconds. It takes about 3 minutes for the battery within the device to recharge and allow its use again.




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