Conversation fragments you overhear

[Jade Harley]

I thought it would be fun to post the bits and pieces of conversations I hear sometimes, because I'm a creepy listener. I also figured this type of thread could be useful when developing natural dialogue in writing. Feel free to post some of your own?

"When do you think I should tell him?"
"That's scary-merry... [incoherent]"
"I think it's 314 or something. I dunno."
"[under breath when working on computer and with headphones on] I have a quiz today..."
"You guys waited on me? Aw. Friends."
"I didn't mean to hurt him, mom. But it's not my fault if he's... [walked too fast, cellphone convo]"
"Hoooo my god. Oh jesus. I'm so nervous."

[Kopaka]

"You need. To stop."
"Haha, yeah. Not a problem."
"You smoke last night?"
"I didn't want to see it again, but everyone else went, so..."
"Oh my god it corrected to bowels instead of bowls..."
"Limes are like lemons that didn't try hard enough."
"Why would we sent rockets to Jupiter when we can't even feed our soldiers?"
"Welcome to Chipotle. White rice or brown?"




tare: fite me

[Hecate Rothchild]

"I swear he is like the write up troll, only shows up when someone is gonna get a write up." (co worker regarding me) "Did someone say...... Write ups?" (me, popping up from behind a cable trunk)

[Angel Fisher]

“Hello, you have been murdered. Goodbye.”

“We need an assassination attempt on the prime minister.”

“Would you stop moaning, it sounds like your in a prono with an olive tree.”

“You still have 14 minutes, you might die in those 14 minutes.”

“No one likes you anyway so don’t come back.”

“I was between this weirdo chick and this goth girl.”

“Trump has not actually done anything wrong.”

“I need to wear a bra.” (Spoken by a male)

“Please do not make an ice cube…”

*Terrified High-pitched screeling*

“Where gonna...[Unrecognisable Mumbling]...kill others.”

Edit: This is all in a high school by the way :froggonk:

[Jade Harley]

"It's the most clutch spot ever."
"Won't you get a ticket for that? That's like shopper parking."
"No. They probably won't notice. Who's to say... I'm not buying something on campus."

"It's amazing. It's such high intellectual stuff and I'm just there. I'm just sitting there. It's way above my head, their conversation."

"She's the number one debater in the nation. In the world. She's in the professional division. She's amazing."
"Shut uuuup. I'm number one in the nation."

"Sooooo I need to decide if im gonna run or not. Everyone else who is running is like thirty seven. The city's population is like 90% youth. There's like one democrat candidate and a few republicans. I shouldn't have to have a party tag, this is a human issue. We need a liquor store."

"We always order, like... A couple teddy bears."

[Jade Harley]

"You can sleep when you're dead!"
[sadly] "that's too far away..."