Nanoha: currpt nazi space girl

[Omni]

Writin' right now

He's lying, he's nerding out to me about buster buster divine shot energy cartridge systems on skype. Proof:

[19:03:19] Ben White (Anzekay): The furthest Nanoha has gone now is having a set of flying shield barriers with plasma cannons in them, some of which are set into her barrier jacket, called 'Fortress' and the Strike Cannon which is a massive Railgun powered by magic
[19:04:04] Ben White (Anzekay): for use against mage killers
[19:04:54] Ben White (Anzekay): magic doesn't affect them? shoot projectiles at the speed of light then
[19:05:06] Greg Harris: what would that be called?
[19:05:28] Greg Harris: the super kawaii magical nanoha S dreams and love railgun of magic destruction cartridge mode?
[19:05:39] Ben White (Anzekay): The Strike Cannon
[19:05:43] Ben White (Anzekay): I said that you foo'
[19:05:45] Greg Harris: I prefer my name
[19:05:55] Greg Harris: *crosses arms*
[19:06:42] Ben White (Anzekay): yeah well Samus' grapple beam is now the super fruity groping beam of major pedantry super top molestation
[19:07:04] Greg Harris: no, that'd be the beam whip
[19:07:14] Greg Harris: beam whip is the codename
[19:07:15] Ben White (Anzekay): and her block beam is the I like lego bricks but I'm too pussy to make them beam
[19:07:28] Greg Harris: that doesn't even make sense
[19:07:32] Greg Harris: if they're lego bricks
[19:07:34] Greg Harris: and she's making them
[19:07:35] Greg Harris: I
[19:07:46] Ben White (Anzekay): but they're not
[19:07:48] Ben White (Anzekay): they're blocks
[19:07:49] Ben White (Anzekay): not bricks
[19:07:55] Ben White (Anzekay): you hack
[19:07:59] Greg Harris: *throws block at you*
[19:08:04] Greg Harris: hack that
[19:08:07] Ben White (Anzekay): Divine.... BUSTER
[19:08:22] Greg Harris: you miss because the block blocked your vision
[19:08:29] Greg Harris: now I'm behind you and I use charge beam
[19:08:30] Greg Harris: your dead
[19:08:35] Ben White (Anzekay): the block didn't block my vision of the block
[19:08:38] Ben White (Anzekay): the block is gone
[19:08:43] Ben White (Anzekay): victory is mine
[19:08:52] Greg Harris: you just hit the block you didnt hit me
[19:08:56] Ben White (Anzekay): you had mind melded with the block
[19:08:59] Ben White (Anzekay): so you die
[19:09:05] Ben White (Anzekay): you fool
[19:09:10] Ben White (Anzekay): was the extra 1 hp worth it?
[19:09:18] Ben White (Anzekay): even though you only had half cover?
[19:09:21] Greg Harris: I cancel mind meld because my best friend is a telepath and he just happened to be around to help out at the last second
[19:09:30] Ben White (Anzekay): no that's not him
[19:09:32] Ben White (Anzekay): that's yuuno
[19:09:34] Greg Harris: I cut you in half with beam sword

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[Nanoha Takamachi]

just had to get my weirdo down with you, bud, while thinking about some shit to write

[Omni]

your write a shit

[Nanoha Takamachi]

I did kinda squeeze it out