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I walked into a school. Stark naked...
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While we were on the phone, I asked him why he was standing outside my house. The figure never moved as I heard him laugh and say: "I am with a friend at a bar, were nowhere near your place."
Warning: Anything that involves Ash should be rated M. Possibly higher.
Erik Vrell : Ash has a 'love' fourth dimensional shape
Erik Vrell : As in its wide and unfathomable for us mere mortals
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Don’t hop on the creepy school bus for it takes you to where you can never be found.
Don’t look through the peephole of a haunted hotel room, you may find something is looking back.
Reports of government experimentees who signed up for a test to see what happens when people don’t sleep enough, everything seemed fine until one day the experimentees suddenly turned on one of their own violently murdering him. The experimentees were immediately arrested. When questioned the experimentees thanked them for they were grateful for the longer the men remained awake the more THEY gained control.
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I love Halloween, because I feel like I can really just be myself. I can finally take off the costume I wear all year.
And, we dream of home I dream of life out of here Their dreams are small My dreams don't know fear I got my heart full of hope I will change everything No matter what I'm told How impossible it seems We did it before And we'll do it again We're indestructible Even when we're tired And we've been here before Just you and I
Don't try to rescue me I don't need to be rescued
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I stubbed my toe today, and said "God Dammit All."
God said, "Yes."
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My friend said that my face looked particularly scary today, "Like you're going to murder someone." Did she really know?
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Gamzee Makara Wrote:S’aight. After all, dogs have a tendency to motherfuckin’ bite.
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"The patient is sedated, let's begin the operation", they said. Nobody realized that I was only paralyzed.
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undoge: Credit & Hugs to Ruby for the sign, and to Guu for the smileys!
undoge:
Hide your chicken nuggers, hide your heads, the Sundoge is coming and she'll hat everyone!
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I called the number to a hotline to help an AI Takeover fear. It was automated...
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"Hey, I'm Jeff," the man said as he set down his bag. "Glad to be your new roommate."
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"You'll enjoy working in this company", said the interviewer. "We're like a family here."
undoge: Credit & Hugs to Ruby for the sign, and to Guu for the smileys!
undoge:
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In the future, there will be five thousand channels... but nothing to watch.
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