I judge which 40k chaos god you will sell your soul to

[13-Jzall]

I judge which chaos god your prime would join. Note, I don't know everything about 40k since I haven't read the novels but I know most of the major battles and some of the stupid stuff as well. If Okor or anyone else wants to come over and kick me in the shin for getting things wrong feel free to. Just say in your reply if you also want some basic information on the god that I give you when I give it to you.

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

Do your worst kiddo.

Gimme the coolest god thing.

[Desman Black]

I want basic info :3

[13-Jzall]

@Ebony

Slaanesh is.... Slaanesh and Khorne hates psykers, that leaves Tzeench and Nurgle. Seeing how Ebony died and that she would probably to change her fate or go home Tzeench would strike up a deal and you no longer own a soul. Nurlge just doesn't really fit Ebony's style in my opinion.

[Schwi Dola]

None, Desco would not stoop so low as to serve a lesser being. None can measure up to she who is Desco's purpose, Big Sis.

(Also Valzy is totally stronger than those guys)

[Asriel Dreemurr]

I'm curious which chaos god my naive, kind little goat will serve.

@Desco: Even one chaos god has the abilities to destroy at least a million universes.

[Schwi Dola]

I was half joking, they are pretty silly in power.

Desco already has sensei, Valvatorez. Desco would only serve a chaos god that embodies the aspects of Final Boss to their fullest.

[Gaston]

I'd like to know. Basic info on them too, please.

[Amaterasu]

I mean, Undyne is fairly obvious, but what about Amms and Malon?

[Omni]

For Samus and/or Enel?

[Handsome Jack]

Fer Cell.

[13-Jzall]

Desman: [spoiler]Desman is a toss up between Khorne and Slaanesh, Slaanesh would be because your motives were for your love which is what Slaanesh would exploit you with. Khorne though I think wins this because Desman is also driven by his anger of losing A.N.N.A and he also gets triggered easily.
Khorne makes it so you now get extremely angry all the time and constantly participate in glorious melee combat. It would also make it so that Desman would no longer use 'magical' or highly technological powers since that wouldn't mirror his new trait of being highly honourable, if someone challenged him to a fight he would accept and fight to his last breath.[/spoiler]

Desco: [spoiler]Well if Malal wasn't retconned your prime would look like his daemons would've looked like exactly and Malal was the 'final boss' of chaos. He was essentially the chaos of chaos, wanting nothing but the other gods of chaos to fuck off and die.
Out of the 4 that exist ATM (big E in a few years and editions possibly) I would say Tzeench, Khorne's endgame is a stalemate, he wants eternal war. As long as Nurgle doesn't make his 'Kill Everything More' (patent pending) disease then he's just content to see the circle of life do stuff.
Slaanesh doesn't have an end game apart from eating the Eldar's collective souls which I half support but then again I don't like Slaanesh and the less talked about him/her the better. Tzeench is eternally scheming and plotting from the shadows.
When the time is ripe he will take over the universe and become supreme leader but only at the time that he sees fit, along with his powers to play a children's card game and tell the future and/or read minds when he wants to be he will be one of the biggest threats to the 40k universe.[/spoiler]


Asriel: *gets out drink* [spoiler]If I honestly had to make Asriel join a chaos god it would be Nurgle. This is mainly because of how incorruptible Asriel is and Nurlge has perhaps the best persuader out of all the gods, Nurgle's rot. If he wants you to join him he will infect you with one of the worst diseases known to anyone and just wait for you to pledge your allegiance to him. The only other way I can see Asriel joining Nurgle's army is Asriel not wanting to die of old age and then he just sort of joins Nurgle out of fear of death. You then get infected with every other disease ever but you don't die from them so there's that?[/spoiler]

[Ash]

Yours truly would like to know what god smiles down on her.



And my little dog too. (Dust)

[13-Jzall]

@Gaston [spoiler]This one is quite obvious, Slaanesh. Gaston is vain and constantly wants to be perfect which is the main way that Slaanesh tricks you into joining them.
Gaston would gain the icon of excess and his kin would look slightly more pink or purple. He would move a lot faster and be more precise with his attacks.
His personality would change as well so that Gaston would become more charming and seductive, constantly looking for new ways to pleasure himself until he turns to things like ritualistic sacrifice.
This is because Slaanesh represents those things, perfection and 'happiness'. S/he has the power to steal your soul from you just by having eye contact and even if Slaanesh does do that you'll probably just do nothing until the next black crusade.
To put it crudely, Slaanesh represents what happened when he was 'murderfucked' into existence, constant pain and pleasure whatever the cost.[/spoiler]


@Amaterasu [spoiler]Ama is kind of simple seeing as the biggest personality trait I could see by reading her roster sheet was honour.
Khorne is the way to go, just get rid of ALL your magical things before you sell your soul. Malon is similar, she seems to be a genuinely good person who is honourable not just with their fighting but with the way that they act.
If she genuinely wanted to she could probably join Khorne's armies.[/spoiler]

@Omni [spoiler]Enel would probably be Tzeench, he wants to be a god and knows he is powerful enough to be one but he still isn't, one of the logical steps between being a normal human and a god would most likely be controlling your own destiny and that's where Tzeench comes in.

Samus is very honourable and trusts people with lesser positions than her, Khorn. Samus is now more red, extremely angry but always honourable and is much more physically powerful.[/spoiler]

@Cell [spoiler]Cell is constantly looking for perfection, he's going to go to Slaanesh. Cell is now purple, seductive and gets off to pain. [/spoiler]

@Ash this one doesn't need a spoiler, Slaanesh. [spoiler]Dust does though. He is kind of hard to give one specific trait seeing as he doesn't have any.
Of course, this means that we can eliminate Slaanesh and Tzeench because they don't have something that he wants. This leaves Khorne and Nurgle.
Dust doesn't seem like the person who would get extremely angry though, so probably Nurgle.
Dust is now always happy but incredibly bloated and infected with every disease ever. On the bright side though he is now incredibly hard to kill and won't feel pain. Also, Nurgle has a fidget spinner as his icon.[/spoiler]

[Jade Harley]

Me me meeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[13-Jzall]

@Jade [spoiler]It was between Khorne and Tzeench, I think Tzeench wins this because the raging part of Jade is quite small and she isn't that good at melee combat. With Tzeench Jades already 'psychic' strength would be amplified to a degree where she could probably go toe to toe with a lord of change and win. Jade is also a lot smarter but becomes kind of a prick.[/spoiler]

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Do weissuuu and kerrigan!

[Cirno]

Do Chara and Cirno (does someone without a soul count? and does a nature spirit also count?)

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Do Chara and Cirno (does someone without a soul count? and does a nature spirit also count?)

Even deities and machinery can be corrupted. Chaos could do the thing

[Jak Mar]

Oh OH! Do Jak and Marcus?