Corrupt a Wish!

[All Might]

(edit: didn't see like, half of these, should have updated the page first. Just ignore me)

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

You're frozen into an indestructible statue. Nothing can destroy you, but you're stuck there forever.

I wish we had genetically engineered catgirls.

[Gaston]

Granted. They're suicidal and salty and wanna kill humans for creating them.

I wish I could have a bag with infinite currency of all kinds within. 

Ignore

[All Might]

Granted, but they're abominations of science that start cat-zombie armeowgeddon

I wish I was indestructible!

(Dammit, next person just answer Gaston's wish)

[The Vision]

Granted. You remain exactly as you are for all eternity, unable to move lest an atomically small part of you get destroyed, unable to think lest you wear down brain cells, unable to die because obviously.

I wish my mother was less on my case.

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

Your mother decides to sit on your couch instead of your cases like a normal person. She is, however, glued to the couch eternally.

I wish we had catgirls with the same personality as average humans, just with occational cat antics or noises.

[King Ghidorah]

Granted. They want nothing to do with you.

I wish the person below me had a delightful ice-cream sandwich.

[Gaston]

Granted. I don't want it.

I wish I had a bag with infinite currency of all kinds.

[Handsome Jack]

Granted, but society is destroyed and currency no longer has any value.

I wish I were Greg.

[Gaston]

Granted. Everybody starts pressuring you non-stop, messaging you any way they can to get you to add broken features. Some even stalk you in real life.

I wish I had a bag that had an infinite amount of all currencies that doesn't cause inflation.

[Desman Black]

Granted, society was ruined by a zombie appocalypse

I wish I could deside on my 2nd charater

[Handsome Jack]

Granted. Your character is a rock. A normal rock.

I wish someone had a neck as incredibly thick as Gsston

[Cirno]

Granted Though you may not change your character and you gain a deep seeded hatred for them after a week.

I wish I could beat Clownpiece up in the next touhou game

[Gaston]

Granted. A puppy containing her soul comes to your house while playing the game and you are forced to beat it up while it cries to continue.

I wish people would just let me have my bag of currency without the destruction of society.

[MADBULL34]

I wish I had a bag with infinite currency of all kinds.

Your wish is granted. Now with infinite money at your finger tips, the toil of the ordinary man becomes beneath you and the value of objects and service becomes meaningless. You exist within a void where your life has no purpose or point when all problems can be solved by reaching only into your bag. You become dependent upon the magic bag and the many servants and advisors you employ through it, ultimately devolving into a god-like mass of non-consciousness that needs not even make rudimentary decisions as you have already paid people to make them for you. Your unlimited supply of money, over time, devalues the currency of not only this earth, but the universe which your existence holds sway over. After a millennia of being sustained through this infinite supply of money by the universe's top scientists, galactic economies have collapsed by over use of the bag, yet you do not even register it, or anything.

Finally, after 2000 years of subsisting in a vegetative god-state, you are torn away from your palace dais, the tubes which you survive in shattered to the cobblestones by a rabble of people who have finally rejected the capitalistic system which you have ruined through this wish. Centuries pass, and finally your ancient body parts have become relics with which people barter for to obtain "good fortune," thus planting a seed of commerce which will one day destroy the anarcho-communist dictatorship which your wish brought forth.


I wish the-powers-that-be would release a remastered version of the Ocean dub for Dragon Ball Z.

[MADBULL34]

Damn, I guess Cell beat me on that one. :'(

[Sans]

Granted. You're also deaf.

I wish for Sans to be my waifu.

[Desman Black]

Wish granted, but it's ERROR!Sans, he think your a glitch so he destroys you.

I wish to be the very best like no one ever was...

[Beta Ray Bill]

Your wish is granted but you are only the best at mediocre and meaningless tasks.

I wish to rule the world.

[All Might]

Granted, but the job is incredibly stressful, thankless, and you go down in history after your death as a tyrant, no matter how hard you tried.

I wish for the end of world hunger, without anyone dying in the process.