How Manly Are You?

[Gaston]

Greetings, people of the Omniverse! My name is Gaston, the machoest, manliest, most impeccable specimen of man of them all! I've been told that many people in this place have been rating their fellow people; but none in manliness! No more! Here, post your character, and I shall rate them in manliness! As an example, I shall now rate myself:

Gaston-12/11
Wow! This guy's so manly! Look at those giant muscles! And he killed a monster! All the women fall for him! The paragon of manliness!

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

Ebony is really cool! Manliness can also be really cool!

So therefore Ebony is super manly, right?

(And Dane too)

[Desman Black]

No one Rates like gaston

[Sylvan Ravenhead]

None is allowed to rate wolves but Gaston.

[Asriel Dreemurr]

I bet I'll get a 0 since Asriel is an adorable goat kid.

[Handsome Jack]

Cell is at least 30% man, so there ya go.

[Dust]

*Flexes his manly muscles*

[Morene Fellon]

morene's got a girly face

'cept then you look at how fucking buff she is


not even gaston can compare no she's LITERALLY just about as built as gaston


((now I want to see how gaston would react to that tbh))

[Amaterasu]

Ammy will probably get a negative score
And Undyne?

[MADBULL34]

I can relate to the bulging biceps. We should go lifting together. We'll lift at least 10 wenches.

[Gaston]

Ebonywood Hellscythe- 0.5/11
Little girls are the weakest specimen of machoness. The explosions are sorta manly, so you get a bit for that.

Dane Regan- 4.5/11
Seriously? Look at those weak muscles! They're so tiny! And you use stealth? What kind of manly man uses stealth! Real men attack up front. The sword is sorta macho though, plus you can light stuff on fire, so that gets you some points.

Desman Black- -10000/11
Now, this guy's pretty macho. He's got some cool explosions, not much muscles but that's excusable since he's a robit. But he rated Gaston a negative score in edginess.

Sylvan Ravenhead- 3/11
Now, this guy seems pretty macho. He's got swords, vicious attacks-all of it. But if I learned anything from Beast, he's actually a sensitive wimp who kidnaps people for "love."

Asriel Dreemur- 0/11
He's basically a tiny fluffy Beast. Terrible.

Cell- 6.6/11
What? This guy's like, a scaly monster. Hm... those are some pretty big muscles. And he can blow stuff up? Nice. Pretty macho.

Dust- 9 .5/11
THOSE ARE SOME AMAZING MUSCLES! So big, so stronk. But you can turn into a Beast? So much potential. 

Morene Fallon- 7.8/11
Wow. Those are some amazing muscles! Wait... it's a woman? What the fuck? Okay, that's a high rating but... what.

Amaterasu-. 5/11
Floofy babbies are not at all manly. Fire is sorta manly though, but the sun is the weakest form of fire; life giving? Take away life, fool.

Undyne- 7/11
Pretty good muscles, and some macho weapons. But you're both a woman and a fish. Lame.

MADBULL34- 11/11 PERFECT SCORE!!!
LOOK AT THOSE BULGING BICEPS! LOOK AT THOSE GIANT EXPLOSIVE BOMBS! LOOK AT ALL THAT MACHONESS! NO BULLSHIT, JUST MANLINESS! AMAZING!

[Gamzee Makara]

I once ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.

without any milk

[Professor Sunshine]

Oh rate how manly Syn Shenron is for fighting three people at once and living so far.

[All Might]

I submit my proof!

“Are you-“ Might flexed himself out of the wall, “-holy shit.”

And for good measure!

One of the orcs had almost reached him, readying a knife, when Might's smile turned sharp, "Detroit Smash!" his fist shot forward in a blink, his fist burying itself in the orc's huge chest, before rippling out in a shockwave. 

The orc was flung backwards at high speed, crashing into two of his fellows before slamming into the wall, an angry red and violet welt covering his chest, where the imprint of a fist was marked. The shockwave had shoved five more of his opponents down as well, and Might stepped forward. He shook one hand to get the pins-and-needles feeling out of it, before reaching over and grabbing one of his downed opponents. Taking the orc by the ankles, he began to swing the lughead around, before letting go and sending him crashing into two more orcs. 

[Guu]

Guu - Threw down with Gilgamesh and won. Runs a kingdom. Has a gatling gun in my arm. Wrestled a bear and won. Manliest of men Gildarts is my side bitch next to god.

(Much apologies to Gilgamesh, Gildarts, and Omni. Trying to imitate the attitude of the thread.)


Isabelle: Competed in F Zero racing and won second despite never doing it before. Survived a bullet to the head through sheer endurance. Received a lapdance from a genuine catgirl stripper and took her home to her penthouse suite.

Top that! (0:31 to relevent part)

[The Vision]

I can make my fists as hard as diamonds JUST FOR PUNCHING

[Amber Veritz]

Ey, Amber is more manly than half the men in the Omniverse and Erika has no sense of what gender means, so brute force and ignorance is manly, right?

[Alexander Blakesley]

Time to throw Alexander into this for shits and giggles.

[MADBULL34]

Gaston, some mistakenly believe your skills amount to only being handsome, strong, and expectorating. I would answer in reply on behalf of us both... what more is there to life?!

[Handsome Jack]

Don't forget eating 60 eggs for breakfast daily.