How Cool Are You? Could YOU Be MY Sidekick?

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

How Cool Are You? Could YOU Be MY Sidekick?

Is your character really cool?

Do you have an awesome moveset or a totally epic backstory? Maybe you've got a cool outfit to go with it.

Do you want to know exactly how cool you are? Of course you do.

And as an added bonus, you get to find out if you're cool enough to be my sidekick, or even my equal!

Note: The coolness ratings are based on Ebony's opinion and are highly arbitrary.

Note2: If you think a particular part of your roster is really cool, please draw my attention to it so I don't miss it out by accident. Particularly if it's backstory or personality related. Generally I mostly look at appearance + moves + powers + transformations/assists.

Edit: If you are unhappy with your score and have a reason for it to be raised, go ahead and post. If you update your roster, or draw my attention to something specific, or get a new move, then sure. I'll reconsider.

[PepsiYuuka]

How cool is my middle aged flower lesbian (with lasers)?

[Desman Black]

Hello there, I am here to apply for the role of 'sidekick'.

[Amaterasu]

:frog: Amms is the best sidekick hands down, she'll bite the ankles off any fleeing opponent for you and warm your head the rest of the time. Very low maintenance too: she washes her outfit herself and can sleep on the foot end of your bed.

Also, what about Malon?

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

Yuuka:
Being able to use a parasol as a weapon is really cool, and having some control over the wild nature is as well. But light colours? Petals? Your outfit is all wrong. You look like a boring old lady ( although I guess you kind are...). Try some black, silver, gold, red or purple. Those are cool colours - but others can work as well. Your laser shot is kinda cool though, but needs flames and stuff like that to get the proper awesome impact. Maybe even have your parasol burst into flames.

In conclusion: 4/10 - Could be cool but your old lady style makes it kinda lame.

Desman:
You're a robot? That's pretty cool. I don't really like the blue though. For the proper effect you need go-faster stripes. And you're also pretty short. BUT YOU HAVE AN ELEMENTAL SHOT! I've got one of those. We could totally be buddies.

In conclusion: 7/10 - A robot without cool robot things, but your attacks would totally make you fit in as my sidekick.

Amaterasu:
First off, I'm more of a cat girl really, and the white is a bit of a boring colour. Ignoring that, you've got some really good style going for you. I didn't think that was even possible for someone who represents the sun. With regards to moves and stuff, you can jump and flip about and yet still hit people. So basically, you can win a fight and look cool while doing so. The general move appearances are kinda lame though, but the lightning one is total awesome. Your reasoning for being a sidekick is kinda cute I guess, but it's not good enough. I need someone cool.

In conclusion: 4/10 - Limited heavily by the light colours and the fact you're a Sundoge. The sun and the doge parts also limit you here a lot. You would have been lower but your general style raised you up. Needs more flames. And maybe the ability to summon and army of wolves.

Malon:
Whoooah. You can shape shifting! You can copy other people's moves! That's so awesome. You can basically be as cool as you want to be. And we me with you, you'll be able to copy from the best! Of course, you won't quite be my equal, of course. Sickles are sort of like a scythe, maybe with an upgrade you could be as cool as me!

In conclusion: 9/10 - Won't quite make my equal due to the lack of your own super cool moves and stuff; but with me with you, you can basically be a near-perfect sidekick.

[Ash]

Ash knows she's cool, but I want to know what you think. Since you are so cool. ^ ^

[The Vision]

I'm a flying android originally created to destroy the most powerful beings on Earth, then joined them instead. I can hack things, give logical analyses, and also give funny quips like only a robot could.

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

Ash:
Lightning! Demon horns! And while blue isn't typically the best colour for looking cool (in the non-cold sense), you've got a darker shade with a purple tint so it totally works. While flames are cool, burn scars are kinda lame, but I'm not gonna judge you for it. And, as added bonus points, you're pretty fast and really good with your weapons, even if you're not super strong like me, so added points to the sidekick factor.

In conclusion: 8.5/10 - You're almost there, but you need a bit more diversity. Flames! Darkness! Magical blast things! You just need more of what you've got already so it doesn't get repetitive. Maybe this time with explosions! As a sidekick, you're almost perfect, but you need more abilities to keep people off of me so I can cast my super cool spells in peace.

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

Vision:
You're cool. Really cool. You're a robot with super cool robot things. You've got lasers, and in the future you're even getting a big explosion move! Green is a lame colour though, but I'll overlook it since you can fly. And, you can even learn my moves as well with your mimic! Your conversation abilities and hacking only serve to increase your score further.

In conclusion: 9.5/10 - Go learn all those awesome moves you've got planned. Maybe get some flame decals and a paint job. Then you're set. I'm a bit concerned how frail you are for a robot though. Even I can tank better than you, but I guess that's the trade off you had to make when gaining the ability to fly. Heck, if you did all that I'd have to give you a score above 10! (not the factorial, you're not that good)

[Asriel Dreemurr]

How cool am I?

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

Asriel:
You're a goat thing, so I guess you get some points for the horns. But, I dunno. They're not proper demon horn style or anything, just plain straight and white. The purple robe and fire give you points in my book, but they're a bit generic. You need more flair, more wow.

In conclusion: 3/10 - You might have some fire, but outside of that nothing really stands out to me. But, at the moment you're a blank slate with plenty of ways to improve. More of a protégé (at best) or trainee than a sidekick. And not particularly cool.

[Yukika Inoue]

Dawn is basically a master edge lord. She's so cool she makes YOU look like the sidekick! Hahaha jk what about Dawn?

[Asriel Dreemurr]

Asriel:
You're a goat thing, so I guess you get some points for the horns. But, I dunno. They're not proper demon horn style or anything, just plain straight and white. The purple robe and fire give you points in my book, but they're a bit generic. You need more flair, more wow.

In conclusion: 3/10 - You might have some fire, but outside of that nothing really stands out to me. But, at the moment you're a blank slate with plenty of ways to improve. More of a protégé (at best) or trainee than a sidekick. And not particularly cool.

Yeah, I agree. However, that image was of his mother Toriel. This is what Asriel looks like: [spoiler][/spoiler]

[Handsome Jack]

Throw in Cell.

[Aquamarine]

Hey can you try Aquamarine? She's going to be getting a cold gun soon, and that will give her a good elemental shot for a sidekick.

[Dust]

*Pushes Dust into this too.* ^ ^

[Jak Mar]

How about Jak and Marcus

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

[spoiler]

Asriel:
You're a goat thing, so I guess you get some points for the horns. But, I dunno. They're not proper demon horn style or anything, just plain straight and white. The purple robe and fire give you points in my book, but they're a bit generic. You need more flair, more wow.

In conclusion: 3/10 - You might have some fire, but outside of that nothing really stands out to me. But, at the moment you're a blank slate with plenty of ways to improve. More of a protégé (at best) or trainee than a sidekick. And not particularly cool.

Yeah, I agree. However, that image was of his mother Toriel. This is what Asriel looks like:[/spoiler]

My apologies, I couldn't find any other descriptions or pictures on your roster. Adjusted coolness rating:

Asriel:
You're a goat thing, sorta. That doesn't really give you any points though, maybe once you grow super cool horns. But, I dunno. You're basically a little kid. Your clothes are bright and boring colours, and they're a bit generic. You need more flair, more wow. Some points for the fire though, I guess. You're cute, not cool. 

In conclusion: 1.5/10 - You might have some fire, but outside of that nothing really stands out to me. But, at the moment you're a blank slate with plenty of ways to improve. More of a protégé (at best) or trainee than a sidekick. And not particularly cool. Grow up a little and come back - age isn't a limitation here, you could totally be a cool kid if you worked for it. I wanna see explosions! An awesome outfit. Better fire that's unique to you, and not just a generic fireball. That comet thing you're working on is a nice start.

[Serraph Quarrere]

Too much coolness in here. I am so unworthy :poop:

[Marisa Kirisame]

Cirno and Chara would like there coolness levels given. Also Asriel your 10/10 best brother