Make-Out Master

[The Future Warrior]

Well, yeah, sure. I'll go for it. And the other two losers I got, if you can stand them.

[Dust]

Jak Mar
He came with a note giving me permission for one kiss by someone named Ash. I don't know who this Ash is, but thank you for the permission slip, keeps me out of trouble. He didn't seem very amused...

6/10 - Would kiss again. (3+ seconds)

You just need to work on getting into it, my dude.


Macus
He seemed lost but humored me for a kiss. Seemed like he has kissed before, didn't really get into it with me.

4/10 - Would only kiss again if I had to.

Loosen up.


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THE FUTURE WORRIER
She was pleasantly optimistic, but wasn't even sure what a kiss was or what it meant. I explained as best as I could, but felt strongly that I needed a permission slip for this one.. [Edit: Kind of sticky]

2/10

Again, didn't seem to know what a kiss was. I don't feel like I should advice you on anything, I think you need some growing.


ALBERT WESKER
He seemed more curious about what was going on than interested, but he kissed me none-the-less to prove he was superior.

9/10 - Would kiss again, if given permission. (PERMISSION MEANS NO SHOOTING ME, please!)

Work on pillow-talk and bed-side manners. I suggest some chap-stick as well.


Alexander Anderson
Did not feel the need to come in.. He felt the need to throw a bunch of slang at us and make me feel dirty.

0/10 - Will not be kissing him.

[Gildarts]

Gildarts and my Prime NPC Christa (she does have a boyfriend but she doesn't currently remember... and is technically stone so she's free game).


For more info for Christa http://omniverse-rpg.com/showthread.php?tid=1643

[Ash]

"Dust has stepped out for the duration of exactly one kiss... Something about foresight? They grabbed me and told me to kiss someone, so I did."

GILDARTS
Oh, I remember this stud~! He was all kinds of hot, and I was ready!!

10/10

I'd say I WOULD kiss him again, but trust me I did. Man's got mad skills, and that peach fuzz is working for his older-self~! I dig the arm, too. Reminds me of that other guy. My advice, come see me later for some more fun~! ;3


"What do you mean I can't grope the volunteers!? Kissing strangers is okay but you put your hand down a mage's pants and you get kicked out?"


((Will judge other contestants after work))

[Guu]

Kiss me dammit!

Either child or adult form. up to you.

[Dust]

"Okay, I'm back. Had to go get more note cards."

Christa Adams
I thought it was a joke.. This statue in front of my desk. The crew joked about how my kiss might turn her back.. They also said refusing to kiss her would be violation of my contract. T-T

7/10 - Would Kiss again.

Great kisser for a statue, would love to re-rate once you fix that whole stone thing.

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GUU (Adult)
[incoherent scribbles] ... I was hooked. Then I remembered Gildarts and Molly mentioning Princess Guu. Crud..

10/10 - Will always kiss again. (For 15 plus seconds)

So that's where Molly gets it..

[Ezrihel]

I'm all up for throwing Ezrihel into this. Do it. Kiss the fallen angel of Lust and Pride.

[Dust]

Ezrihel
Admittedly I thought he was a she, and as embarrassed about that as I am, he really showed me. I'm noticing a trend... Either they shy away or they come at me. I am okay with this, but it's really getting hard to guess one or the other. Anyways, a kiss like that? Yeah, he's experienced. Probably kisses people about as frequently as I do...

9/10 - Would Kiss again! (15+ seconds)

Don't change a thing, just take care of those lips buddy.

[Professor Sunshine]

Take a kiss of death from Syn Shenron, if you dare.

[Dust]

Syn Shenron
Like the guy before him, this guy just stepped up to the plate and grabbed me. Except, it was pretty cold and listless. There was some natural talent there, but I didn't like it. Had to tell him his score was a 10/10 because he looked like he was going to kill me...

Actual Rating: 2/10 - Would kiss Illidan before I kiss him again..

Suggestion: Leave the kissing to me. (Please don't come back..)

[Gaston]

No one kisses like Gaston!

[Victor Wolfe]

throwing Vic into this, that man slut would try anything once.

[Dust]

Gaston
I barely had time to recover when in walked another guy. With the swagger of a man and the weapons of a hunter at his side, he walked in, picked me up to my feet, and then dipped me like I did Tamsin. Although.. Less awkward because he twirled me around and next thing I realize I'm back in my seat. ._.

9/10 - Lots of style and confidence, would kiss again..

...but prefere not to because it left me confused..

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Victor Wolfe

This one snuck up on me, I can't decide if it was because I was still writing for the last guy or because he's just that good. He planted a kiss on me so fast and so willing I didn't even get my name out. Next thing I remember I had him on the table.

10/10 - Will definately be kissing again, given the chance. (15-Seconds Plus)

Keep it up.