Make-Out Master

[Dust]

Dust pulls out some note cards and taps them against the oddly similar booth. "Yo~!

Dust here. Since my Kissing Booth mysteriously burned down I have to do something else to earn some money.

So..

Uh.. Someone's asked me to sit here and make out with random people to rate their kisses..

..Huh..


Ok, well. I guess let's get started.

Standard x our of 10 rating. Comment. Maybe even some tips. So.. Who's first?" Nervous smile.

[All Might]

hit me!

[Dust]

>.>;

Ok!! Well as a hero and the symbol of Peace there were high expectations. But even when he humored me with a kiss, I couldn't help but feel he wasn't too into it. I won't take too many points out for that because I understand. Nice smile.

4/10

I suggest you take a day off for a date.

[Beta Ray Bill]

Doom shall indulge in this only once.

[Isabelle]

Please, rate me x.x

[Aquamarine]

Aquamarine would probably slap you afterwards, but rate her.

[Desman Black]

Yes, now I can use bandwagon as an excuse instead of having to pretend to be drunk...
Why are you staring at me like that for... I didn't say anything >_>

[Moon Knight]

Rate me.

[Dust]

DR. DOOM
The mask made it really difficult to judge but I didn't feel like it would be right to ask him to remove it. Cold to the lips, and a bit rough.

3/10 - No lip-contact, no power

I would suggest removing the mask, but by now I'm afraid to know what's under it.


IZZY
I've already had the great pleasure of kissing this woman before, but I did a second test to reconfirm. Super warm and super cute. She is kind of ticklish.

10/10 - Would kiss again. (For 15+ Seconds.)

Don't change a thing~!


AQUAMARINE
Slapped me for kissing her, but thankfully was willing to listen to my explanation. Until further notice, she does 'not appreciate' my 'advances'. Still, pretty good kisser.

7/10 - Would kiss again, if given permission. (For 3 Seconds)

I suggest reading the fine print, and a blue or clear lip-gloss.


Desman Black
Was pretty eager to try this kissing thing, I approve of his enthusiasm. I didn't want to, nor could I  due to contract, tell him that I could not kiss him due to the lack of actual lips.

6/10 - No lip-contact, but would kiss again.

Keep dreaming big, buddy!!



Moon Knight
After assuring him his identity would be safe, the kiss was rather pleasant. A little scruffy, but some girls are really into that. Seemed like the experienced type.

6/10 - Would kiss again. (For 6+ Seconds)

I suggest saying yes to the next girl who wants a kiss.

[Clownpiece]

:frog:
:frogbon:

Also rate the super domineering spirit of storms.
Provided he doesn't bite your face off for it.

[Dust]

Clownpiece
Pretty confident, came straight in and gave me a solid kiss on the lips. Wasn't sure if it was that or something else that got me feeling pretty warm, but I approve of her spunk. Got flashbacks from Molly though, and I have to keep looking around for Gildarts.

7/10 - Would let her kiss me again. (Only 1-second kiss, no power.)

I welcome you back when you are a bit 'older'.

Somerled
Tall, dark, and agitated seemingly had been dragged her. He said I could kiss him, but if I touched him I would feel the wrath of the storm... Seemed new to this, but a bit of a natural.

6/10 - Will kiss again when Lighting strikes the same place twice. (6+ seconds)

I suggest relaxing, preferable with a cute girl.

BONUS!!
[spoiler]
Sonny (Hypothetical)
Pleasant. Nice kid.

7/10 - Would kiss again. (For 15+ Seconds)[/spoiler]

[The Vision]

What's up.

[Amaterasu]

Ooo, what about Ammy, Undyne and Malon? (Also, just to be 100% clear: the human Amaterasu from my Roster, not Doge-Amms from the CBox)

[Handsome Jack]

Cell and Usopp

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

Do Dane.

...and Ebony I guess...

[Dust]

THE VISION
What is with all the cold lips? Well.. Okay. So he's actually a really good kisser! Took a bit for him to get into things, and I think even he was surprised.

9/10 - Would not kiss in the snow.

No real advice I can give.

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AMMY(The Hoomanz)
[Insert incoherent scribbles as Ammy walks in]

10/10 [more incoherent scribbles]

Writer's advice Advice: Go get that Dust, GO GET THAT!!!

UNDYNE
Very intimidating, kind of scary. But really passionate! No words just grabbed me and kissed me. Pretty sure she gets me, a kiss is just a kiss. That or she has no idea what's going on.

7/10 - Would Kiss again. (15+ Seconds)

Get a little experience under your belt, technique is key but keep that attitude.

MALON
Real cute, really shy. High expectations.

4/10 - Can kiss again.

I blame myself for thinking she was going to be great. Get some experience, I am available for lessons.

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CELL
Not... Sure what happened. Just starting to get into it when the guards had to pull him off and take him away. Super confident though. His opening line was 'Are you ready to kiss Perfection?'

4/10 - Awkward kiss. Not sure if I would kiss again.

Usopp
Kind of odd, seemed nervous and seemed almost forced to do this either through a dare or bribe. Really good kisser.

8/10 - Would kiss again. (15 Seconds max)

Go get a girl or like 5. You are wasting your potential on me.

-

Ebondywood
Another shy girl and hot girl, but no expectations made because of last time. She seemed very surprised by my approach and I felt bad because I think this is her first kiss.

5/10 - Would kiss again. (for at least 3 seconds)

Your technique feels like it comes from a romance novel, which I can match all day and give you that. But other guys would wonder what you are doing. My advice is read fewer books and live more life.

Dane
So this manly guy who looks like he belongs on one of those romance novels strides up and gives me a good one on the lips. I am thrown off a little bit, but I have a job to do.

9/10 - Would kiss again (15+ Seconds please)

I have no idea what just happened, but I approve.

[Dane's Sexy Rating(See Ash for details) goes up to a 6/10]

[Ada Wong]

;D ??

[Tearen Wover]

Oh...

FINE!

Just Tearen though. If Dust tries to kiss Kopaka it'll put him out of business for weeks.

[Dust]

ADA WONG
Hawt. Just.. Straight up hawt. And she knows how to work those lips.

10/10 - Would kiss again. (15 Seconds plus!!)

The only advice I have is for myself, count yourself lucky.


Tearan
Did not recognize him until afterwards, he was a fellow member of Dante's Abyss and I could have very easily kissed him had we met. I would have liked to have met. I wasn't really thinking, but it was like he could read my mind.

10/10 - Would Kiss again. (Up to 15 Seconds)

Keep that power under wraps, and come again.

[Jak Mar]

Jak and marcus