Whine Tasting

[Aquamarine]

Can you try tasting The Viper?

[Handsome Jack]

Tastes like snek.

7/10

[Xana Tanoshimu]

Do Xana, please~

[Aquamarine]

Oh try to drink Bowser? I wonder what Cell thinks of turtle soup.

[Handsome Jack]

Xana? Sounds foreign. Exotic taste, like dragon fruit and kimchi. A bit too weeby for my tastes.

4/10

Bowser is the King of the Koopas, and rightfully so! The taste is exquisite. Only issue is that he's a bit overcooked.

9/10

[Bobby Worthing]

How diabetic does Bobby taste?

[Handsome Jack]

Bobby tastes like a mix between a virgin daiquiri and a Shirley Temple. Can't complain too much. Just wish he had a little more substance to him.

7/10

[Ezrihel]

Do Ezrihel and Demetri you lush

[Omni]

Samus and Enel?

[Aquamarine]

How would Diablo taste to you?

[Handsome Jack]

Ezzy has hints of sulfur and antibiotic cream, under a strong robust taste.

7/10

Demmy would taste better if I hadn't needed to wash the fecal matter off him first. And if he hadn't tried to steal my tastebuds.

4/10

Samus is a real treat. Part human, part chicken, part space jellyfish, all woman. Highly recommend.

10/10

Enel's got that gross Devil Fruit taste to him, souring what would have been an electrifying drink.

2/10

As powerful as Diablo is, is still pretty much just a demon. A filling drink, and full of flavour, but nothing special.

8/10

[Amaterasu]

Amaterasu: An exotic sun-dried eastern deity with a side of lupine blood?
Undyne: A south-american freshwater fish, probably tastes like sushi?

[Handsome Jack]

Another god dog? And foreign as well. Noice. A solid flavour profile, but can't get rid of the wet dog taste.

9/10

Some kind of fish monster, with a penchant for justice and fighting. Reminds me of Goku. Keep away from heat.

8/10

[Sarah Kerrigan]

How do I taste, my green compadre? How does my alt taste, for that matter?

[Handsome Jack]

Kerrigan is the whole reason this thread exists. A true superior being, each sip is an explosion of flavour. It's like she's took the best parts of every drink and combined them into one super drink.

11/10

After Sarah, everything else is a disappointment. Especially what... wait. Is your alt still Weiss? If so, enjoy a 6/10. Otherwise, tell me who it is.

[Makoto Yuki]

Tell me I'm not the weebiest. No really, tell me it's so.  :froggonk:

[Aquamarine]

Oh try drinking Abraham Van Helsing.

[Ebonywood Hellscythe]

How well does Cell taste?

[Cell]

Illidan, Jim, Venom.

[Trixie]

Trixie?