Posted
(1,199 words)
Here's what happened:
[spoiler]
Had both fun and difficulty writing the post, Jaco integrates his surroundings a lot so I tried my best to keep into character.
*Jaco is off defeating skybound armies while you scrubs forgot ALLLL about him. Sam referenced Alfred hitchcock and then used some fighter moves to dodge them, distract them, and make some of them slam into each other because they were tooooo hordy.
*super elite “rounded up” a lot of the aerial enemies, then used his savvy af alien mind to crash them into a cliff/wall. His glass podlike protector at that point had gone back into the ship, which means basically he doesn’t have a windshield in order to fit through the crevasse. (his eyes are kind of like goggles so I figured they wouldn’t burn from the wind, lol)
*In a tunnel, Jaco is still being chased by one particularly persistent corrupted VD inhabitant, Pokemon Staraptor! #NFOD
*Staraptor warms up “brave bird” and jaco fires lasers at the top of the crevasse/tunnel #a smart version of kamikaze
*Staraptor is crushed, killing only one bird with one stone
*Jaco finalizes his post by slamming into Hornet guy head-on. Only thing though was that it wasn’t intentional… Buzz buzz. #herosuperelite? There’s a ding in his ship now and hornet man will probably be after jaco now. You can use j-dawg as a super elite decoy my homies?
(Side note: Jaco would probably put up his protective barrier again seeing how he is in the thick of battle and a giant bug is chasing after him.)
-“Will protoman sign my spaceship… I mean, once I get it repaired?”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basic_figh...s#Wingover Here’s some cool maneuvers.
[/spoiler]