The Person Below Me

[Inlumia]

Only when someone tries to use them on me in bed. Don't ask; let's just remember Hilter's punishment in Little Nicky

TPBM is a actually an alien using this to infiltrate human society and learn our ways.

[Omni]

ALLEGEDLY! :iiam:

TPBM knows where I hid the bodies.

[Inlumia]

You didn't bury them! You sold them to a butcher. I know because I poisoned one with radition before you got to him and I tracked it!

TPBM wonders why I am allowed contact with people online

[Omni]

No I don't. We all decided it was ... safer if your activities were restricted from the real world. We continue to observe closely.

TPBM wouldn't dare defy the shadow ones.

[Inlumia]

False, I defy them when they tell me to stop my perversions and stop abusing them.

TPBM wants pics of that.

[Atelos]

True I love pictures of puppies!!!!!!!

TPBM has less than an hour of sleep daily

[Guu]

False, though I often get 5 hours or less which can feel like 1 hour of sleep.

TPBM has been in more than one country.

[Schwi Dola]

Japan and the US.

TPBM plays Settlers of Catan

[Mr. Champloo]

False : I don't know what the hell that game is.

TPBM hates 3 meat pizza.

[Rand al'Thor]

False: Three-meat is one of the three types of pizza I can actually stand, the others are pepperoni and cheese.

TPBM has ran the mile in under 7 minutes.

[Magus]

TBMU would have literally fallen apart trying.

TPBM is actually super humble about something awesome they did.

[Atelos]

False, what kind of person would do such a thing!!!! HERESY

TPBM loves Sushi

[Guu]

True, though that's largely upbringing. My dad makes magnificent sushi!

TPBM once attempted to learn a martial art.

[Atelos]

True, took 13 years of TaeKwonDo

TPBM can do a backflip

[Guu]

False. I'd throw my back out.

TPBM was once EVIL!

[Mr. Champloo]

False, or I like to think so. Then again, that would explain my devious behavior in Skyrim...

TPBM has never beaten Demon's Souls.

[Guu]

True. Never even played. Never even had the original Playstation. Though it is going to be ported to the PS4. Is it worth picking up?

TPBM has never played a Pokemon game.

[ToaMakuta]

False! I was first introduced to the series with Pokemon Ruby, and I've played at least one game from every generation sans Gen. 4.

TPBM doesn't have or has ever owned a Bionicle set.

[Rand al'Thor]

False, I have done it a lot. Its great if you haven't had good sleep for a couple days (which happens to me often).

TPBM has never gotten in a fist fight.

[Atelos]

Does getting punched count as a fist fight? No? Then true

TPBM likes to dance, like a white boy