Event: Rage of the Rathalos

[Harry Dresden]

Aren't you a little young to be overthrowing dictators?

[Samus Aran]

Dude, I will totes help you overthrow that dictatorship Proto! We can BOTH do it. From atop my dragon. Firing lasers. Doesn't that sound awesome?

[Ganondorf]

I'd probably vote for Samus if I could get a ride on her, now that I understand the dirty places that Greg's mind goes.

Also, comon! I'm like the only real villain running around this place. I need all the help I can get. A vote for Ganondorf is a vote for equality!

[Ganondorf]

Also, my wife is black and my kids are mixed. Anyone who doesn't vote for me now is a racist!

[Omni]

You're really milking that, Jeff.

... I don't want to be racist, though, so my vote now goes to Ganondorf.

[Enel]

Dude, only villain? More like only SCHMILLAIN. You suck, Ganon!

[Omni]

Enel makes a good point. Vote retracted.

[Ganondorf]

Enel? Mo' like Anal! AMIRITE!

Who sucks now?

[Enel]

you

[Ganondorf]

Your ears look like saggy ballsacks.

[Enel]

You're ginger.

[Ganondorf]

You look and sound like a member of the Jersey Shore.

[Enel]

That's IT. Villain fight. At some point in the future.

You just motivated me to post. I hope you're happy, bitch, because by the time we fight I am gonna have ALL THE POWERS.

[Ganondorf]

I look forward to it.


Also we should just give up this charade and stop hiding our undying love for each other.

[Enel]

We should get one of those sex scene forums like other RPs have.

[Ganondorf]

Definitely. Also, totals as follows:

Samus: 13
Ganondorf: 10
Protoman: 7
Inlumia: 4 pts
Link: 4 pts
Magus: 1 pt
Artorias: 1 pt

[Ganondorf]

Just want to mention this, Harry: Samus has no appreciation for what you do. She thinks you're just some hick who's not cool enough to have his own lasers. She told me specifically: "Lol! That Harry guy is such a loser. What kind of guy thinks card tricks are better than technology? Ancient spells and hokey religions are no match for a good blaster by your side."


She said that. I, on the other hand, appreciate the value of sorcery. While our paths might diverge, we both respect the hallowed arts. We both have the strength of will necessary to bend the laws of the universe to our design. Samus has no respect for that. Vote for me, friend. You know in your heart it's the right thing to do.

[Harry Dresden]

I won't let you have the Artefact, Ganondorf, but if you ever wish to stop using dark magic I'll help with your addiction. I struggled with it too, before. The first step is admitting that you need help.

[Ganondorf]

Heh... it amuses me to no end that you believe that you could prevent me from simply taking what is duly mine. I seek to resolve this in a peaceful manner, Wizard. But if you and your allies force my hand, I will not hesitate to snuff you out like a flickering candle.

[Omni]

If you've got time to argue about this, you should finish your post, warlock!