Omniverse: Sims 3 Edition

[Athena Myaló]

So many very dramatic plot twists! But mostly more wacky Sim misadventures. ||p

On a related note, goodness me. There are now, what, 10, 11 Primes waiting for entry? I think we need another giant house. =o=

[Roger Smith]

I am incredibly confused but also incredibly amused. Never stop.

[Tearen Wover]

OMNISAMS SESSHUN 5

Right, so, anyway, Demetri, how's that reconnaissance at Tartaros' house going?




Princethief this is no time to be watching Jeopardy but I guess it's nice you're getting along with Tartaros after **** blocking his booty call.








Whatever, might as well go steal something from the LaPrime household while you're out and about. I'm sure Samus doesn't expect a thing. In fact, based on the look on her face, I'd surmise she's not even sure this is her house.








It is though. Just get in and out before either one of the child abominations notices you.








Too late, Guu is on to your bullshit! :guu:



Whatever, Demetri can handle himself. Let's see what's going on at home.



Looks like the pool shower broke down and is spraying water everywhere. Ruby, I admire your dedication to cleaning up diligently but maybe

you

should

turn off the water first?







Jade Clone and some other stripe loving woman talking about photos, I guess. Who's that walking by though?






It's Kakashi on a date nice evening picnic trip with Dante!

Bec is...there too.





Demetri is back from Guu's house with some stolen hard earned property! There's Tartaros' Demetri's mirror and Guu's Demetri's end table!








Why so glum, Mammers? Are you sad to have to share the same bus stop with Guu?

I dunno, I got nothing else I just liked this picture.







Looks like Ruby decided to pay a visit to the new neighbors in town! Gamzee, Luger and Athena sure do have a nice pad!






It's so nice, in fact, that she passed out right on the floor! Wow! Gamzee please do not look so excited about that!



In other news, upon hearing that a bunch of new Primes had moved into the Sim Verse, Nealaphh decided to throw another party!



Looks like things are already getting off to a great start! Dante and Doomguy already want to kill each other! Though it's nice to see that Tartaros is back to looking like the trundling grunge muffin I designed him to be. I guess he only needs to keep up appearances when his incredibly hot girlfriend is around.


She'll find out eventually, dude.





Wow! All of NB is here and Tartaros and Victor are standing within ten feet of each other and not reciprocating murder blows! But uh...Athena...




Athena if you didn't want to come to the party you could have just said so. You are not helping the festive atmosphere.








Aw! Looks like Mammers showed up and goaded Sasquatch into giving her a hug! I'm honestly not sure what his face is evoking right now, but Gilgamesh approves, apparently!


Let's see how Mami feels about it.





I don't want to get too lewd here but I'd say she's excited.







That or she just cut one and is hoping Sasuke doesn't notice.









Wow! Throwing parties sure is exhausting! Nealaphh just had to pass right the fuck out!







This is a nice picture so let's just enjoy it. Also? GO HOME TO READ YOUR STUPID GODDAMN BOOKS. AT LEAST EAT SOMETHING!!







Hrm! Looks like Doom Guy is giving his superior officer, Trixie, a proper salute! Good! Trixie literally does not care at all!







Victor whatever you are doing, I cannot recommend you do it any further because Guu has that look like she's gonna eat a bitch.






Okay so you're laughing at Guu but pointing at Nealaphh? Okay, uh, you go, dude.






HE KNOWS




Also Luger and Gilgamesh chatting like birds. Likely. Yeah.





You know Dante Sim seems to be a lot more cultured than IC Dante. Also, way to creep on your boyfriend Sand Castle there, Mami.









You know, young girls seem to have an uncanny fascination with Nealaphh's cooking skills.


I feel uncomfortable about it.









Why the fuck is everyone passing out around here? Trixie, stop laughing at the man and get him some water or something.







Oh come on girls. Mami wants to go on the swings! Do you have to talk DIRECTLY in front of them? And Demetri, stop being a monumental man child and let the girl take a turn.





BUT ITS PUURREE BLIIISSSSSSSSS










BlIlIlIlIlIlIlIsSsSsSsS 80D







Maybe Gilgamesh can break up this nonsense...






Gilgermash 2 sneak 4 u Athena.







CHOKE ON MAH SUPPRESSION NATCH!




what an asshole.




Okay Athena you don't need to have a heart attack about it.




At least Ruby and Athena aren't talking any more. Maybe now Mami can-




OH FOR FUCK SAKE.









Wow, everyone is suddenly pissed off, although, I think maybe for Adam that is his natural state. He just wants to use the bathroom though! Who's been in there for so long?!







Alright, finally! Sorry Guu, Adam just needs to...








Okay Guu, you can leave now. Adam has to perform excretionary actions.



(BTW ATHENA LOVING DAT PARTY THO)





(WAT.)




OH COME ON GUU.









Wow. Where'd everyone go all of a sudden?




Sounds like someone's on the swings though. Is Demetri still being a creepazoid?




No! Could...could it be?









YES.








YESSSSS.









PPUURRRREE BLIISSSSSSSSSS


MOTTHHEERR FUCCKKERRRRRRSSS


SSSSSSSSS

SSS







-fin-

[Ruby Rose]

*hides behind Neal* I'LL FORGIVE YOUR CREEPINESS IF YOU SAVE ME FROM THE CLIWN WEIRDO!

[Roger Smith]

wow, Adam managed to not be the most boring person again. except no he was still boring as shit. Some strange sorcery is a foot, methinks.

[Trixie]

LMAO Ahahahahahah pure gold.

[Marcus Wright]

Weird, Sim Luger talking to sim gilgamesh? Huh.

[Gamzee Makara]

my god, Gamzee's face on the swing made me lose my shiz. in fact, Gamzee's face in general trips me out on this xD

[Moon]

Freaking.

Marvelous.

[Jade Harley]

Oh my gosh, the swings :frog:

[Simon]

"Looks like things are already getting off to a great start! Dante and Doomguy already want to kill each other!"
This is accurate.

Strangely enough, the weird part to me isn't that Dante is being oddly cultured - it's that he's apparently making friends with all of the ninja sims. I mean, both Kakashi and Saucekay? What are you up to, Son of Sparda?

also FUCK YEAH SWING BLISS

[Guu]

Good to see Guu never lost her troll spirit! :guu:

Thanks for this! <3

[Tearen Wover]

OMNISIMS SESSION 5 or.... 6 WHATEVER





















THE ROMANCE SESSION










We open on an idyllic scene of Adam Gaite practicing his dumpster diving skills. Ever since the Sim Government fried his computer during a hack attempt, he's been DESPERATE to pull an income



until Jade gets around to fixing his damn computer. DO AS I SAY JADE SIM.







But hey, at least he got here before the crowd showed up. Apparently this the best Dumpster in town.




these are the times we live in.







Meanwhile, it seems that Mami is over visiting the NB household. It's uh...it's getting late though Sand Crab says he has to go...home.









Ah well. Don't take it personally Mami; that's just how Squid Diddle is.







BUT HEY YOU COULD ALWAYS HANG OUT WITH VICTOR!!!!









Ever since finally oh my god getting a job, Ruby has been hanging out at Jade and Mami's morning underwear parties as they wait for their rides to work/school.


I'd say the regulars have mixed feelings about the new girl.



I would....too...







Hey Heyy! You KNOW Victor digs chicks in uniform. What? Girlfriend? Yeah he has two or three, so what?










Ah who are we kidding, Trixie doesn't care. They decide to catch a movie! Thank GOD Gamzee is not going to be in there with them.









A few hours later and it's dinner time! Wow Victor, you sure know how to clean up!



:.| what an ass put on a tie or something for the lady.








Oh hooooo! Lookee here!




What is going to happen next!





GET OUTPLAYED SUCKAS! CHECK OUT THIS SWEET PIC OF ADAM STARGAZING INTO A POOL SIGN IN HIS UNDERWEAR WHILE NEALAPHH READS A BOOK IN BED IN ITS UNDERWEAR




YOU FUCKS ARE WEIRD AS SHIT I SWEAR TO GOD.



Talk about a mistake! Back to Trixie and Victor we go!




Well this is surprisingly tender!

I'd almost be moved if they both weren't evil as shit.




Wait, who is Jade talking to??





OH MY GOOD WHATEVER YOU DO DO NOOOTTT TOUCH EACHOTHER THE WORLD WILL EXPLODE.











WHY IS A HORSE COMING OUT OF CONCRETE FART SOMEONE EXPLAIN.





WHERES ADAM I KNOW THAT JAUNDICED MOTHERFUCKER HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS.




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Okay seriously cut it out. This is getting weird.









OR YOU COULD GO ON A SEXY DATE I GUESS. I SWEAR TO FUCK I DID NOT MAKE THEM DO THIS.




also adam geez is that seriously your best outfit? Just your usual hoody with some grey jeans?


ccccmonn duuuuddee. Like....


c'mon.







Oh shit, hello Samus, Luger, Dante, Guu and random townies.



Wait a minute.


LUGER AND SAMUS GETTING IN MAD GUITAR STREET SHOWDOWN.





TOO BAD THEY BOTH SUCK.








For the sanity of myself and all living creatures, I plead to you both to keep it wholesome in here.








Hey DEMETRI! MIGHT NOT GET TOO MUCH SLEEP T-




...why are you doing jumping jacks with a salad bowl?








...why....




...why are you doing jumping jacks with a salad bowl?








DEMETRI. DEMETRI NO.

YOU DONT GET TO FREAK OUT I GET TO FREAK OUT.

EXPLAIN.

JUST.

EXPLAIN.






MAMI. WHAT. DO YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS TELL ME NOW.

WHAT IS HAPPENING SALAD HANDS?????????






OMG GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE YOU HORN DOGS EXPLAIN SALAD HANDS PLZ.










OR YOU KNOW I GUESS YOU COULD JUST RUT LIKE FILTHY BEASTS ILL JUST FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO EXPLAIN SALAD HANDS.









Hell sensible people. Do those books have anything about the phenomenon of salad hands?




Egh. Geez. Maybe I should just let it go. It's just a glitch clearly.










ITS STILL THERE I CANT IGNORE IT NOPE.









CEASE THIS AT ONCE. DEMETRI PUT THE FUCKING SALAD DOWN.




...






...nice slippers Shark Skate.




I'm done.

[Ruby Rose]

I'm done, I lost all sanity as soon as I saw Ruby and Adam together... I mean THERE WAS NO FUCKING LEADUP!!!

[Roger Smith]

I am at a loss for words. Literally, I have no words to offer.

Also the entire salad hands thing made me laugh so hard I threw up. So there's that.

Don't ever stop, god-mind.

[Trixie]

I was howling with laughter. Tears in my eyes. This is the best thing ever.

[Ada Wong]

oh my gosh

oh my gsoh

Edit: -casually forgets to switch to Jade account :frog: .-

[Jade Harley]

I am legitimately crying over here

these tears, they are so legit and filled with so much laughter

incredible.

[Demetri Malius]

SOMEONE PUT SUPER FLUE ON MY STOLEN SALAD. THOSE FUCKERS. :rage: I SHALL CONTINUE AS NORMAL OUT OF SPITE

[Moon]

Ech. I can't even anymore.