The Person Below Me

[Kurusu Akira]

Oh hell naw. I was 12 when I started that torture chamber. Turning 13 afterwards didn't help much. It sucked. People tried to take advantage of my size and make me do things for them. Most of them backed the hell off when I said know. One person tried to assault me and somehow got a concussion in the seconds immediately following that assault due to their abrupt collision with a steel locker. I almost got suspended for daring to lay hands upon the star linebacker until people started yelling about how he started it and nobody actually saw me touch him anyway.

High school sucked.

TPBM can fight, but hates doing it.

[Darth Vader]

Ooooohh yes. You get quite a few decent combat advantages from being a taller guy (and knowing basic Ju Jitsu maneuvers). But nahhh, I'm not really a fighter, even though I wish I was sometimes :3 I literally am the BFG lol.

TPBM has learned to speak fluent Japanese to play a Japan-exclusive video game/read a Japanese manga.

[Ganondorf]

Nope. I know a few Japanese words, but that's all. I'm much more skilled in ASL.

TPBM is ready to take a nap.

[Neal]

Clairvoyant, this one. I'm sooo ready. Sick with a cold or something.

TPBM likes the sensation of sneezing and finds herself/himself disappointed after a "false alarm."

[Ganondorf]

My sneezes are ridiculously loud, so no... I'm also crazy loud when vomiting.

TPBM is a spit-vomiter. (One of those weirdos who gets sick and pretty much only spits in the toilet.)

[Obito Uchiha]

Nope!

TPBM likes Pepsi

[Ganondorf]

Sorry, but I prefer Coke. Considering the main headquarters is like 10 minutes from my house, I guess it isn't a suprise.

TPBM is stoked that Guardians of the Galaxy is now on Starz!

[Sasuke Uchiha]

I actually just watched it one Starz and I hadn't seen it until then, so yea, that was cool!

TPBM is soooo stoked about the upcoming 'Staff Saga: Dante's Abyss' that they could just poop!

[Atelos]

SO MUCH HYPE

TPBM is lame and doesn't plan on participating in the staff saga

[Magus]

I'd actually really like to if I can swing it. Can't argue about the part where I'm lame.

TPBM wants to leave their mark on the world.

[Obito Uchiha]

This is very true.

TPBM is close to reaching their next level in SP.

[Ganondorf]

Pretty close. Not close enough though...

TPBM thinks they can take me in a F2F.

[Sasuke Uchiha]

Pfft, easily. You're old new Gannon. Geez, what are you, like 8-bit? =P, xD

TPBM knows this to be true... (Go ahead and reply =P!!!!!)

[Ganondorf]

I'm at least 16 bit, thanks.

TPBM is a sucker for cute things.

[Lubbock]

Only animals and girls (much more the latter). Other than that, no.

TPBM tries to perv on girls, but can't bring themselves to do it.

[Obito Uchiha]

Not true. I perv on anyone...

TPBM believes to be a masterful writer and story-teller comparable to the best selling authors of novels.

[Cloud Strife]

Quite the opposite actually, My writing leaves much to be desired. which is why I've been hesitating to write anything as of late.

TPBM Feels as though they need to write more

[Obito Uchiha]

Yes. I DO need to write more, and a LOT more! I feel the need to bring my level of writing to all new heights!

TPBM writes poetry.

[Ganondorf]

Bad at poetry
I tried once in highschool but
it was just awful.

# Haiku

TPBM appreciates a good soak in the tub after a long day.

[Guu]

Oh my gosh, that sounds amazing <3


TPBM often wakes up feeling like they've been hit by a freight train.