Omniverse Cards Against Humanity Deck!

[Darth Vader]

White cards:

Jon Snows' mother
Omniverse Hunger Games simulators
Sivo getting his fucking face slapped off
Nerfing Greninja
MEWTWO!!!!

Black card:

You know nothing, _____.

[Gilgamesh]

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Password: King

[Minato Namikaze]

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Password is (or should be) Omniverse

[King Axorn]

Put my name on a card please

Also:
Black cards:
Omni added ____. Everyone _____s it.
I created a new NPC named _______. It's a _______.

[Lubbock]

Why is this not a thing yet?!

White Card: Getting Lubbock'd

Here's some more:

White Card: Grave
White Card: Zalgo text
White Card: OmniSims
White Card: Kiss my rings, you bastards!
Black Card: ____ recently happened in OmniSims
Black Card: Nealaphh flew the coop when ____ did ____ in OmniSims.
Black Card: ____ stole my character!
Black Card: Fortnightlies are done, so I can ____!

[Jade Harley]

.... we should all play CAH again, sometime.

[Bobby Worthing]

I mean, I wouldn't get any of the inside jokes, but I'd be down for it. Love me some cards, especially custom decks.

[Guu]

Wow, someone ressurected this long dead topic. The Omniverse Deck would need a HUGE overhaul xD

May look into it later, though not sure if I can access the card editing site on iPad...

[Hiro Protagonist]

We should totally rehaul the custom deck.

White Card: Hiro and Okor's bromance.
White Card: Karl Jak covered in medical goo.
White Card: Minoriteam
White Card: HONORABRU WEEB DUELS

[Todd Ingram]

I agree! Cah is amazing, lets overhaul it and have a laugh.

[Guu]

I've deleted all the outdated memes, though I don't want to blow too much time on this unless if I know this is a thing that still works. I can't find the current CAH site. If anyone could dig that up and figure out if the cardcast decks work there. I'd much appreciate it!

Until that's confirmed, feel free to add black card and white card suggestions. You guys would know the current site memes better than I would. Even if it turns out they can't be used, still a fun thought excercise.

[Simon]

http://www.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/ should be the place, but it looks like the severs are down (and who knows how long it'll take to get those back up).

I don't really know of any other sites, especially those that use Cardcast, so we'd have to probe around to find a place that would accommodate us.

[Essent Rose Allison]

BLACK:
Essent is on the Dataverse again! Her most recent post is about ______!

WHITE:
Another fucking reference.
Large bug-like beasts.
Fiction dilemmas.
Fist users.

[Guu]

Turns out cardcast itself holds games. There's even an app for it, at least on ios. Everyone else will need to get it on Google play, but it is an option.

Edit: it is on Android as well!

[Odin]

White Card: Switch Characters
White Card: Ghosting
White Card: New Army System
White Card: Omni's Big White....Smile
White Card: Writing Tier 3 Super Moves for Level 1 Characters
Black Card: I was chat banned for _______.

[Harlan Higgs]

I'm down for a game right about now!

[The Vision]

Black Card: This is not the ______ you know.
Black Card: I just got the all-powerful ______ Artefact.
Black Card: I think I'm gonna enter DA this year with my new character ______.
Black Card: I have one Power no one else has: _______.

Would also love to join btw.

[Demetri Malius]

Black card: Dammit, Demetri stole ______ .
Black card: Careful, with _______, Demetri might keel over or explode.
Black Card: Theres a new Quest, it involves ______ and _____.
Black Card: Oh no, ______ is/are in _____.
Black Card: This month the Whateververse got renamed to the _______verse.

White Card: Never making it out of the Nexus.
White Card: Lots of secondaries.
White Card: A well placed typo.
White Card: Being eaten by Guu.
White Card: Maximum rest points.
White Card: A lost saga.
White Card: The Battle of Darkshire
White Card: New Babylon vs. LAW
White Card: The Battle of Death Mountain
White Card: Harbinger
White Card: Nexus Brawls
White Card: THE LOCATION OF THE DAMNED STARS
White Card: Being far too detailed about your character's genitalia.
White Card: Trying to game the OM system.
White Card: An epic rap battle.
White Card: More OM than you know what to spend it on.


Basic omniverse stuff thats not a meme should be its own deck, like basic rule things like supermoves, powerups, Verses etc. Another one should just be Primes, famed secondaries, Artifacts, etc, people stuffs.

[Omni]

These are good. So good.

More 'normal'-ish black cards. I feel like normal-ish black cards paired with insane white cards are a better combo than the inverse, or pure crazyness.

I never read the rule about _______ .
My favourite verse is the _______ verse.
My best writing on the site has been about ______ .
_____ got me an exemplary bonus.
Don't go to Tier 7, it's got _____ .

[Desman Black]

Black cards
"The _____ Omni, What do they mean!"
"Cell threatened to Drink ____"
"____ threatened to Drink Cell."
"____x____=Love forever."
"So no one told you ____ was/were gonna' be this way"
"SO NO INDIVIDUALS MADE YOU AWARE THAT _____ WAS GOING TO BE AS SUCH"
"It appears as though no individual, presumably of the species Homo sapien, has informed you of the seemingly apparent fact that your ____, would play out in a manner resembling the way it has. "

White cards
"Puns."
"alcohol poisoning"
"Omni and Pals."
"Taking jokes WAY to far."
"Crappy fusion names"
"Matching Staff Avatars"

Also I wouldn't mind playing.