Things your character could put their name on

[Gildarts]

See your enemy's village destroyed by a godlike earthquake!

I'm Gildarts, I will break things, for free!

[Doomguy]

Doomguy's Demon Extermination and Landscaping
There's nothing Remilia WOULDN'T put her name on.

[Kurusu Akira]

Dougal's Exterminators. Will work for blood.

[Gamzee Makara]

Gamzee's Stand Up Comedy Club - "Our Clowns will turn that frown upside down."

Karkat's Pocket Dictionary - "Now with 60% more insults!"

[Kalli]

Kalli's Downtown Club of Dancers and Poles
Bird Assassin Service "We don't leave anything behind!...Besides feathers. A lot of feathers. Alright, maybe we leave some things behind."
Talons and Claws Weapon Company

[Malcolm Reynolds]

Mal's Magnificent Chrome Cleaner

[Trixie]

Trixie's Matchmaking Service from Hell

[Madotsuki]

Madotsuki's Dream Interpretation and Nightmare Extermination Company, "for when real life's a real nightmare!"

[Granite]

Why would I want my name on anything when there are already thousands of Granite Quarries all over the planet. Not to mention their features in games, tvs, and movies. Mostly as battlefields, but it counts!

[Erik Vrell]

Enigmatic Erik: Get your free fortune today
Erik's Mage removal service: Call today to make you magician problems disappear

Also: Erik, the future L Ron Hubbard of the Omniverse

[Marisa Kirisame]

Chara's genocide services
When you really want to erase world's
Chara's grinding dojo
When you have to get to high Levels of violence

[Dean Winchester]

Dean Winchester's All you can eat Whiskey and pie buffet.


I was thinking something about a hunting club but.... pie.

[Marcus Wright]

Marcus's Cyborg fixing company

[Chloe Price]

Heat Wave brand matches. :frog:

[Amaterasu]

Amaterasu's demon extermination and curse lifting services. Will work for faith in the gods.
Also offering gardening services (Slogan: "Our thumb is so green, we walk through your garden and grass grows in our wake!"), including instant trees, vines, water lilies and flowers for a small extra fee of one chinese ink pot per service (paid in advance).

Sabrina's transportation services specialized in hair-trigger explosives. "We move your items so carefully, it's like we don't even touch them!"
Also Pokemon training services: "After our course you'll be SURE to be prepared for the Pokemon League. Free certification badge included."