The Omniverse Bar (Non-Canon)

[Marcus Wright]

Luger took the time to walk to the back, for once without her mask on her face. She looked quite pretty and asked for a drink as well.

[The Rogue]

Connor rolls his eyes "So invisible hellhounds won't visit me in ten years? Cause imagine me trying to explain that to- nevermind, but still that would be an interesting conversation, 'Hey honey, did I forget to mention that invisible hellspawn that only I can see will come and kill me soon? Yeah it was because I had one beer at a bar ran by a demon'", Connor snorts and continues to sip his beer

[Marcus Wright]

Rico's face looked dark in the bar's limited light but he eventually sat next to Luger, a cold beer in his hand.

[Rubick]

The Grand Magus kicked open the door to the cozy and stumbled in haphazardly, staff in one hand, a bottle of foul-looking green liquid in the other. Tossing said bottle out the door as it shut behind him, he lithely slipped to the bar and rested a gloved hand on it, the other pointing at the bartender imp, announcing his intentions to the rest of the bar

"I come to witnesh the curioush shkill of that schwinging Shinestro fellow! Inebriate me barkeep, I require a Claddish whiskey!"

[Stuart Gillman-Street]

Stu turned around to face the Magus.
"Ya know, if you came to the club I worked at back home, you'd have seen acts like that every day. No lie."

[Marcus Wright]

Luger and Rico ended up talking about everything other than Omniverse things. Rico looked over at the barkeep "Get your ass over here, me and my teammate want more drinks. "

[The Rogue]

Connor sips some more his beer "This is a weird bunch of-" (I'm going to let the next poster interrupt him)

[Stuart Gillman-Street]

Before Connor was able to finish, the door swung open and in the tavern came Sage.
"Stuart?" he called out. Stu turned his head around and grinned as he stood up.
"Sage! How ya doin'? I poured you a little glass a' something." Stu handed him the red glass, as Sage began to drink.
"Thanks. So, these people are..." Sage looked around at the customers. "...diverse."

[The Rogue]

Connor looks at the newcomer "Sup, I was gonna say something....different.....but yours is nicer",

Connor smiles and then his nose twiches "What smells like the metallic tang of blood?", He look at Sage, "Yo, does any else see a red haze around that guy?"

[Rubick]

Rubick scoffed under his warmask at the blue-haired individual, which he was somehow defying the laws of matter with by drinking his whiskey through it.

"You have red devil people in suits teaching you how to dance too? Curious...I'll have to pay your world a visit sometime..."

He nodded as the newcomer came in, casually analyzing his aura and ruminating over how many spells he could possibly steal from him.

"Joyous day, Vladimir offers us his company! Normally I see you with a lycanthrope... but you're cool, hommmeuh-slice."

He chuckled to himself, not knowing that absolutely no one around him knew what he was laughing about.

[The Rogue]

Connor turns to in the black cloak "And you have like a cyber green mist rolling off of you"

[Marcus Wright]

Rico just shook his head and talked to Luger "What's with this place? Sure is weirder than the bunch of Higs we see floating around in the war every so often."

Luger shrugged "This place is always like this.. I've seen weirder"

[Guu]

Guu walked casually into the bar. She approached the imps and slid onto a barstool.

"Hard liquor, on the rocks."

However, it was at this point that she noticed her ex-husband, Gildarts, was also at the bar making oogly eyes at one of the bartenders.

"On second thought, never mind."

She retreated to the women's restroom.

[Demetri Malius]

Demetri gave a second glance at the small child who just rushed to te restroom. Did she just order a cup of sack? He wondered if she was used to drinking at such a young age.. Then again, looks can be deceiving in his new environment. He decided to keep an eye out for her, there was something off about her.

[Sasuke Uchiha]

As the anomaly known as Guu entered the women's restroom, she could hear the hushed conversation of two strangers sharing the same stall.

"Listen, it's not gay if you wear your tiara."

"No emo boy, I don't think it works that way..."

"C'mon, baby, just put the tiara back on."

"See, fuck you. No, I'm not doing this."

Guu heard laughter.

"Listen, be a man and become a woman! You know we need this paper, c'mon, take one for the team! Now, get your ass out there and shake it 'til it rains OM."

Guu heard the sound of a hand, slapping buttocks just before the bathroom stall door flung open, revealing a sexy, trans-gendered and scandalously dressed Deadpool with a tiara atop her head. As she went, she had this to say, "Alright girls, it's showtime!"

The spandex wearing, sailor moon reject then exited the restroom and took to the stage where she then proceeded to 'Bands Make Make Her Dance'.

Sasuke, adorned in what looked like Karl Jak's famous purple suit, exited the stall and laid eyes on Guu. His face scarcely concealed his mischievous ambition as he voiced his pimp game, "Hey, kid... You want a job?"




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Hahahahahaha! Non-canon fun! Whoooo! Lol, I'm messin with Deadpool, because he needs to utilize this thread. There's so much potential in here for him! xD!

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[Stuart Gillman-Street]

Sage went over to Connor.
"By the way, how exactly do you know what blood smells like from this far away?"

[The Rogue]

"It just smells so strong, or it could be gun powder...."

[Stuart Gillman-Street]

"Well, it's not gunpowder, lemme tell ya." Sage flashed his fangs.

[Marcus Wright]

Luger stood up and blinked "Sorry Rico, enjoy your beer. I'm going to look for someone to drink with"

Rico shook his head "What? Teammate not good enough for you?

Luger shrugged "Not that."

[The Rogue]

Connor recoils sharply and then moves to a different booth in the back