Hunger Games Simulator Summary Postings

[Sam]

Gillerro

[Summer]

Count me in still

[Miranda Frost]

can you through miranda in?

[Handsome Jack]

I'm still in. I need to get Skeletor back for murdering me in the last game.

[Tearen Wover]

Last call

[Desman Black]

I am also still in

[Jak Mar]

Sure. I'm in.

[Tearen Wover]

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THE BLOODBATH

Strazio runs away from the Fountain.

Moon Knight retrieves a Kabizashi from inside the Fountain.

17 runs away from the Fountain.

Cell breaks Yuuka's nose for a basket of Lembas.

Desman dives into the Fountain and hides.

Doomguy rips the mace of St. Cuthbert out of All Might's hands.

Gamzee snatches a Phoenix Feather Wand.

Miranda runs away from the Fountain.

Jak Mar finds a backpack full of Elixers and MediGels.

Amaterasu sets a Singularity Mine off, killing Morene, and Clownpiece.

Ash runs away with a Hatchet, a Bug Net, and. Fishing Pole.

Kelly runs away from the Fountain.

Summer runs away from the Fountain.

Gildarts shoots a Super Scope at Aquamarine, but misses and kills Cirno instead.

Ebonywood decapitates Heidi with a Bat’Leth.

Skeletor runs away from the Fountain.

Belle takes a handful of Pumpkin Bombs

[Tearen Wover]

DAY 1


Jak Mar goes hunting.

Amaterasu, Cell, and Ebonywood hunt for other tributes.

Gamzee runs away from Yuuka.

Strazio sets an explosive off, killing Miranda, and Aquamarine.

All Might overhears Doomguy and Moon Knight talking in the distance.

17, Belle, Ash, and Desman raid Summer's camp while he is hunting.

Kelly and Gildarts work together for the day.

Skeletor messes around on his DV Device.

[Tearen Wover]

NIGHT 1

17 constructs additional pylons.

Moon Knight and Yuuka tell stories about themselves to each other.

Desman summons up a bunch of supplies instead of foraging like a chump.

Summer and Strazio work together to drown Ebonywood. (Probably in a random hotspring lol)

Skeletor begs for Gildarts to kill him. He refuses, keeping Skeletor alive.

Jak Mar questions his sanity.

All Might watches Kelly trip and fall on his face. He is filled with Determination.

Cell can’t finish the event due to IRL Issues.

Belle climbs a tree to rest.

Ash loses sight of where she is.

Gamzee and Amaterasu hold hands.

[Tearen Wover]

DAY 2


All Might dies of dysentery.

Skeletor discovers a river.

Cell hunts for other tributes.

Belle discovers a severed hand.

17 strangles Ash after engaging in a fist fight.

Desman fends off an ambush from Kelly and Gamzee using a Power Up.

Summer diverts Jak Mar's attention and runs away.

Yuuka is unable to convince Amaterasu to not kill her.

Strazio searches for rare mobs.

Gildarts stalks Moon Knight.

[Tearen Wover]

NIGHT 2


Moon Knight cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Summer and 17 huddle for warmth.

Gamzee quietly hums.

Cell cries himself to sleep.

Jak Mar begs for Gildarts to kill him. He refuses, keeping Jak Mar alive.

Kelly receives an Explosive Furby from an unknown sponsor.

Desman reduces Amaterasu to chunks with a Lancer.

Belle stays up all night. (To get lucky)

Strazio loses sight of where he is.

Skeletor sees a fire, but stays hidden.

[Tearen Wover]

DAY 3


Strazio explores the arena.

Gamzee constructs additional pylons.

Summer attacks 17, but he manages to escape.

Jak Mar stalks Kelly.

Belle receives a banishing circle from an unknown sponsor.

Cell tends to Moon Knight's wounds.

Desman receives a Landmaster from an unknown sponsor.

Gildarts chases Skeletor. (Gildarts still hot on the trail!)

[Tearen Wover]

NIGHT 3


Gamzee shouts out a hearty WAAAAAAGGH!

Strazio bashes Moon Knight's head against a rock several times.

Skeletor is awoken by nightmares.

Cell, Kelly, and Jak Mar sleep in shifts.

17 loses sight of where he is.

Gildarts goes to sleep drunk.

Desman screams for help. Despite having a battle tank.

Belle watches Summer trip and fall on his face. She is filled with Determination.

[Tearen Wover]

DAY 3


Strazio stalks Kelly.

Cell stalks Belle pell mell through the dell by way of smell.

Jak Mar sets an explosive off, killing 17, Summer, Gamzee and Gildarts. Beware the nice ones.

Skeletor bashes Desman's head against a rock several times.

[Tearen Wover]

NIGHT 3


Skeletor, Jak Mar, and Strazio sleep in shifts. Evidently the psychopaths get along well.

Belle shouts out a hearty WAAAAAAGGH! It doesn't suit her.

Cell is unable to convince Kelly to not kill him. No one is surprised.

[Tearen Wover]

THE FEAST


The Fountain is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Kelly and Strazio get into a fight over raw meat, but Kelly gives up and runs away.

Belle decides not to go to The Feast.

Skeletor decides not to go to The Feast.

Jak Mar sobs while gripping a photo of his friends and family. Everyone back away slowly.

[Tearen Wover]

DAY 5


Skeletor attempts to climb a tree, but falls to his death.

Everyone else fucks about.

NIGHT 5


Jak Mar convinces Strazio to snuggle with him. God he's needy.

Kelly destroys Belle's supplies while she is asleep.


DAY 6

Jak Mar and Strazio work together for the day.

Belle defeats Kelly in a fight, but spares his life.

NIGHT 6


Strazio janks around.

Jak Mar bleeds out due to untreated injuries wait what.

Belle and Kelly run into each other and decide to truce for the night. Daayumm these two developing some chemistry in here.

[Tearen Wover]

DAY 7

Kelly convinces Belle to not kill him, only to kill her instead. Yoooo, wat da fuq MacAryn.

Strazio chokes on a :frog: and dies.



KELLY WINS!

"We're Primes, it was a competition. Get over it."

Strazio and Jak Mar tie for Kill Master with 4!

"The eco demanded it..."

"...uh no, Mar. No, we're just born killers."

[Mega Man X]

I'd like to get in on this when it happens next time.