Hunger Games Simulator Summary Postings

[Tearen Wover]

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THE BLOODBATH

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Malon snatches a Phoenix Feather Wand.

Clownpiece runs away from the Fountain.

Strazio runs away from the Fountain.

Dane Regan gathers as much food as he can.

Tamsin runs away from the Fountain.

Lord Zedd snatches a Pipe Bomb.

Jak stays at the Fountain for resources.

Dawn clutches a Stimpak and runs away.

Samus bashes Weiss's head against a rock several times.

Isabelle breaks Trixie's nose for a basket of Lembas.

Deadpool stabs Gildarts with the Stick of Truth.

Graowr runs away from the Fountain.

Dante takes a Saw Spear from inside the Fountain of Infinity.

Cell overpowers Batman, killing him.

Isaac runs away from the Fountain.

Abyss takes a Plasma Sword from inside the cornucopia.

Little Ghost runs away from the Fountain.

Boba Fett runs away from the Fountain.

Chara manages to wrestle an active Chainsword away from Gamzee.

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DAY 1

Gamzee begs for Strazio to kill him. He reluctantly obliges, killing Gamzee.

Clownpiece overhears Dawn and Dane Regan talking in the distance.

Malon, Jak, Cell and Little Ghost decide to start a Faction.

Graowr constructs a shack.

Lord Zedd attacks Tamsin, but she manages to escape.

Isaac stalks Trixie.

Abyss messes around on her DV Device.

Samus travels to higher ground.

Isabelle travels to higher ground.

Chara receives MediGels from an unknown sponsor.

Boba Fett constructs a shack.

Deadpool receives Elixers from an unknown sponsor.

Dante messes around on his DV Device.

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NIGHT 1

Graowr thinks about their homeworld.

Lord Zedd receives some Golden Rings from an unknown sponsor.

Isaac kills Dante with his own weapon.

Isabelle dies from thirst.

Malon summons up a bunch of supplies instead of foraging like a chump.

Chara forces Boba Fett to kill Strazio or Samus. He decides to kill Samus.

Clownpiece sets up camp for the night.

Trixie summons up a bunch of supplies instead of foraging like a chump.

Little Ghost tries to treat his infection.

Tamsin climbs a tree to rest.

Jak thinks about their homeworld.

Abyss goes to sleep.

Deadpool stabs Cell with a Machete, for Mother.

Dane Regan looks at the night sky.

Dawn quietly hums.

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DAY 2

Jak questions his sanity.

Dawn runs away from Malon.

Isaac sprains his ankle while running away from Trixie.

Clownpiece and Chara work together for the day.

Deadpool receives a Landmaster from an unknown sponsor.

Dane Regan stalks Strazio.

Tamsin searches for firewood.

Abyss and Boba Fett hunt for other tributes.

Graowr steals from Lord Zedd while he isn't looking.

Little Ghost discovers a river.

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NIGHT 2

Clownpiece sets up camp for the night.

Chara sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Isaac starts a fire.

Graowr screams for help.

Dawn thinks about winning.

Little Ghost receives an Ocarina from an unknown sponsor.

Dane Regan quietly hums.

Tamsin sets up camp for the night.

Lord Zedd summons up a bunch of supplies instead of foraging like a chump.

Jak begs for Strazio to kill him. He refuses, keeping Jak alive. #harshgamz

Abyss attacks Malon, but Trixie protects her, killing Abyss.

Deadpool and Boba Fett sleep in shifts.

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DAY 3

Clownpiece questions her sanity.

Malon receives Phoenix Down from an unknown sponsor.

Jak receives an banishing circle from an unknown sponsor.

Deadpool stabs Graowr while her back is turned.

Trixie thinks about their homeworld.

Isaac searches for firewood.

Boba Fett dies of dysentery.

Chara watches Dane Regan trip and fall on his face. She is filled with Determination.

Dawn picks flowers.

Strazio constructs additional pylons.

Lord Zedd travels to higher ground.

Little Ghost summons a mount to cover more ground.

Tamsin is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

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NIGHT 3

Clownpiece fends Malon, Dawn, and Lord Zedd away from her fire.

Chara looks at the night sky.

Isaac receives a Crowbar from an unknown sponsor.

Trixie sets up camp for the night.

Dane Regan convinces Jak to snuggle with him.

Little Ghost tries to treat his infection.

Strazio cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Tamsin questions her sanity.

Deadpool receives a Crowbar from an unknown sponsor. Time for mad cargo duels.

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DAY 4

Clownpiece begs for Malon to kill her. She refuses, keeping Clownpiece alive.

Strazio and Little Ghost work together for the day.

Trixie and Dawn fight Tamsin and Isaac. Tamsin and Isaac survive.

Deadpool severely injures Jak and leaves him to die.

Chara searches for firewood.

Dane Regan goes hunting.

Lord Zedd injures himself, and doesn't notice.

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NIGHT 4

Chara and Dane Regan threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.

Tamsin passes out from exhaustion.

Strazio and Malon sleep in shifts.

Deadpool suffocates Little Ghost with Web Shooters.

Isaac attempts to climb a tree, but falls on Clownpiece, killing them both.

Lord Zedd looks at the night sky.

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THE FEAST

The Fountain is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Lord Zedd sets an explosive furby off, killing Deadpool, and Strazio.

Tamsin decides not to go to The Feast.

Malon stuffs a bundle of dry clothing into a backpack before sprinting away.

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DAY 5

Malon receives Elixers from an unknown sponsor.

Tamsin constructs additional pylons.

Lord Zedd camouflauges himself in the bushes. It fails.

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NIGHT 5

Malon mangles Tamsin with the Gravity Gun.

Lord Zedd can only manage a short scream before being obliterated by a Creeper.

[Tearen Wover]

THIS GAME'S WINNER IS...

MALON!

"Push me and I WILL push back."


Deadpool wins the Kill Count with 5!

"Nananananananananana BOATPOOOOOL!"

[Gin Yatreg]

Deadpool wins the Kill Count with 5!

I dunno what I expected

[Tearen Wover]

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BLOODBATH

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Graowr runs away from the Fountain.

Gamzee grabs the Dawnbreaker.

Boba Fett runs away from the Fountain.

Deadpool runs away from the Fountain.

Dante gathers as much food as he can.

Harlan snatches a Pipe Bomb.

Trixie kills Shinmen as he tries to run.

Weiss runs away from the Fountain.

Samus finds a bag full of Bob-Oms.

Batman grabs Kylo Ren’s lightsaber and accidentally kills himself.

Dawn runs away from the Fountain.

Isabelle retrieves the demon blade Soul Edge, thus becoming the new Nightmare.

Abyss runs away from the Fountain.

Strazio runs away from the Fountain.

Amaterasu shoots a Walther PPK into Lord Zedd's head.

Gildarts and Little Ghost threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.

Cell runs away from the Fountain.

Isaac finds a backpack full of Elixers and MediGels.

Chara arms herself with a Gauss Rifle and some ECP.

Clownpiece grabs a Bag of Holding, not realizing it is empty.

Tamsin snatches a Phoenix Feather Wand.

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DAY 1

Dante receives a undoge: from an unknown sponsor.

Graowr summons a mount to cover more ground.

Boba Fett receives an banishing circle from an unknown sponsor.

Gamzee stalks Tamsin.

Dawn collects Golden Fleece from a tree.

Isaac constructs a shack.

Chara, Deadpool, Amaterasu, Strazio, and Clownpiece hunt for other tributes.

Isabelle runs away from Trixie.

Harlan receives a :frogstar: from an unknown sponsor.

Abyss travels to higher ground.

Weiss thinks about their homeworld.

Samus receives MediGels from an unknown sponsor.

Cell camouflauges himself in the bushes.

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NIGHT 1

Amaterasu, Dante, Boba Fett, and Deadpool sleep in shifts.

Cell receives some Golden Rings from an unknown sponsor.

Dawn receives a Cardboard Box from an unknown sponsor.

Graowr starts a fire.

Chara stays awake all night.

Strazio and Harlan huddle for warmth.

Isaac screams for help.

Abyss thinks about winning.

Trixie goes to sleep.

Samus loses sight of where she is.

Tamsin receives a Crowbar from an unknown sponsor.

Gamzee screams for help.

Clownpiece tries to treat her infection.

Isabelle tries to treat her infection.

Weiss cooks her food before putting her fire out.

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DAY 2

Harlan searches for a water source.

Abyss summons a mount to cover more ground.

Deadpool stalks Gamzee.

Clownpiece fends off an ambush from Weiss and Dawn using a Power Up.

Dante praises the sun.

Trixie glitches through the terrain and falls into the abyss.

Boba Fett summons up a bunch of supplies instead of foraging like a chump.

Strazio, Cell, Samus, and Tamsin raid Graowr's camp while she is hunting.

Isabelle dies from an infection. Wow. Way to fail.

Amaterasu and Chara work together for the day.

Isaac discovers a river.

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NIGHT 2

Clownpiece shouts out a hearty HONK!

Strazio fends off an ambush from Abyss and Harlan using a Power Up.

Boba Fett begs for Tamsin to kill him. She refuses, keeping Boba Fett alive.

Amaterasu and Cell sleep in shifts.

Graowr and Isaac run into each other and decide to truce for the night.

Deadpool lets Dawn into his shelter.

Gamzee and Weiss talk about the tributes still alive.

Chara lets Samus into her shelter.

Dante goes to sleep.

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DAY 3

Gamzee, Cell, and Chara hunt for other tributes.

Abyss injures herself.

Strazio messes around on his DV Device.

Graowr discovers a river.

Samus diverts Amaterasu's attention and runs away.

Dawn diverts Tamsin's attention and runs away.

Isaac is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Deadpool extracts Omnilium from the environment.

Harlan, Clownpiece, Boba Fett, and Weiss raid Dante's camp while he is hunting.