07-03-2017, 11:07 AM
Cell sprinted down the mountain path, clutching Graw and I tightly like stolen sacks of potatoes from a farmer’s market. His impressive speed was hampered somewhat by our dead weight, but the bug still managed to put my top speed to shame. He must have consumed a few Kenyan gold medal sprinters at some point in his life.
“So,” I began, gazing up from Cell’s cradling arms. “A group of douchebags are tailing you through the mountains in hopes of splattering your adorable blue mug all over the rocks and taking your shit?”
“Yes,” the azure hellspawn muttered, dejectedly. “They must think I have something they want.”
“Bugsy, lemme off here,” I said. Without awaiting his response, I wormed free of his grasp and landed on my feet, wincing as my knee cried out in agony. “Eat a dick, knee,” I muttered.
“You AAAA-sshole,” the bio-android cried, frantically attempting to gather me back into his arms. “We have to keep moving or thosse toolss will catch uss.”
“We’ll have time to spoon later, radroach.” I gripped Zedd’s staff tightly in my grasp, leaning somewhat to ease the pain. “Take Blue with you, you’ll cover more ground that way. She’s a lot lighter than I am.”
“Don’t be macho,” Cell snapped. “I’m fasster than you, even carrying your fat asss.”
“Good,” I muttered, opening my tablet and examining the map. “Get moving, I’ve got a date to make.”
“This isn’t the time to be going on a date!” Graw uttered, pounding her fist nervously on Cell’s shoulder. “We have to keep moving!”
“Stop stalling,” I said, giving Cell a push. “I’ll slow those assholes down, you get moving. We’ll meet up in a bit.”
“But what if they catch you?” the bubblegum girl inquired. “You’ll have to fight all six of them!”
I broke into laughter. “Right? How awesome am I?”
Without another word, I took off down the incline.
“So,” I began, gazing up from Cell’s cradling arms. “A group of douchebags are tailing you through the mountains in hopes of splattering your adorable blue mug all over the rocks and taking your shit?”
“Yes,” the azure hellspawn muttered, dejectedly. “They must think I have something they want.”
“Bugsy, lemme off here,” I said. Without awaiting his response, I wormed free of his grasp and landed on my feet, wincing as my knee cried out in agony. “Eat a dick, knee,” I muttered.
“You AAAA-sshole,” the bio-android cried, frantically attempting to gather me back into his arms. “We have to keep moving or thosse toolss will catch uss.”
“We’ll have time to spoon later, radroach.” I gripped Zedd’s staff tightly in my grasp, leaning somewhat to ease the pain. “Take Blue with you, you’ll cover more ground that way. She’s a lot lighter than I am.”
“Don’t be macho,” Cell snapped. “I’m fasster than you, even carrying your fat asss.”
“Good,” I muttered, opening my tablet and examining the map. “Get moving, I’ve got a date to make.”
“This isn’t the time to be going on a date!” Graw uttered, pounding her fist nervously on Cell’s shoulder. “We have to keep moving!”
“Stop stalling,” I said, giving Cell a push. “I’ll slow those assholes down, you get moving. We’ll meet up in a bit.”
“But what if they catch you?” the bubblegum girl inquired. “You’ll have to fight all six of them!”
I broke into laughter. “Right? How awesome am I?”
Without another word, I took off down the incline.
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