07-11-2017, 06:58 PM
Abyss,
After some business letters with a 'Shock N' Awe' we have come to a business deal and just need your approval. The previously mentioned your dire need of some slip-resistance shoes, and has brought to our attention to Dante's Abyss' video of you falling into a lava pit. We can't promise that this will not happen again, seeing how it was dry rock that you tripped over, but we'd love the endorsement nevertheless. Please just present to us permission to send you some shoes in different styles for your pleasure of trying on. The shoes will be free as long as you remember to always recommend them to us. A nice bonus at the end of the year is also on the table if this is as profitable as your partner has convinced us it would be. Contact us when you are ready.
ShoesForCrews
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TO: ABYSS
FROM: STOPDROPANDROLL CO.
Abyss.
We've had the pleasure of taking the messages from a frantic and concerned 'Shock N' Awe' who has filled our inbox with at least 795 messages - were not entirely sure how she's achieved this in a mere couple hours.. But we digress. The problem is we can't truly create a lava-proof suite, the best we can do is fire-resistant. If you would be so kind to please inform your friend that lava-proof is impossible and stop these messages we will happily send a suit.
Thank you,
James Arson
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CONGRATULATIONS MR/MRS/MS ABYSS!! YOU HAVE WON A LIFE-TIME OF YOGA LESSONS!!! AFTER ENTERING THE CONTEST 76685038 TIMES UNDER THE USERNAME: SHOCKNAWE!!!
WE WILL BE SENDING YOU YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD, A LIST OF PLACES THAT WILL ACCEPT THE CARD SOON!!
(Life-Time Terms: This offer is only good for 156 lessons, which equals out one per week per year up to three years. If the card holder dies within that time limit it will become void. If the card holder survives they have the option of re-entering the contest and have a better than normal chance due to returning customer applications in the contest entering process. Thank you for you time.)
After some business letters with a 'Shock N' Awe' we have come to a business deal and just need your approval. The previously mentioned your dire need of some slip-resistance shoes, and has brought to our attention to Dante's Abyss' video of you falling into a lava pit. We can't promise that this will not happen again, seeing how it was dry rock that you tripped over, but we'd love the endorsement nevertheless. Please just present to us permission to send you some shoes in different styles for your pleasure of trying on. The shoes will be free as long as you remember to always recommend them to us. A nice bonus at the end of the year is also on the table if this is as profitable as your partner has convinced us it would be. Contact us when you are ready.
ShoesForCrews
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TO: ABYSS
FROM: STOPDROPANDROLL CO.
Abyss.
We've had the pleasure of taking the messages from a frantic and concerned 'Shock N' Awe' who has filled our inbox with at least 795 messages - were not entirely sure how she's achieved this in a mere couple hours.. But we digress. The problem is we can't truly create a lava-proof suite, the best we can do is fire-resistant. If you would be so kind to please inform your friend that lava-proof is impossible and stop these messages we will happily send a suit.
Thank you,
James Arson
-
CONGRATULATIONS MR/MRS/MS ABYSS!! YOU HAVE WON A LIFE-TIME OF YOGA LESSONS!!! AFTER ENTERING THE CONTEST 76685038 TIMES UNDER THE USERNAME: SHOCKNAWE!!!
WE WILL BE SENDING YOU YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD, A LIST OF PLACES THAT WILL ACCEPT THE CARD SOON!!
(Life-Time Terms: This offer is only good for 156 lessons, which equals out one per week per year up to three years. If the card holder dies within that time limit it will become void. If the card holder survives they have the option of re-entering the contest and have a better than normal chance due to returning customer applications in the contest entering process. Thank you for you time.)
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