Dante's Abyss['17] Fan Mail

[Deadpool]

deadpool,

i watched you with mild amusement during DA as a whole, and i enjoyed your cracks more than you cracking necks. i found it curious that you would befriend the very guy you double-teamed with that other swordsman. but who am i to judge? i wanted to show my appreciation, however, for taking it upon yourself to update his wardrobe to a fan-friendly level~! even if his shoes did look like banana boats. you're such an excellent friend, i can tell.

congratulations on 4th place, best of luck until next year, and better luck for that DA if you decide to participate. i'll be watching with a smile ready for your antics.

well, thank you again~!
anonymous

Dear anonymous Stan,

You're letter brought me much happiness, very similar to how cabana boys and Chippendale's bring happiness to Karl.
To touch on my peculiar friendship with Jak, unless he found me sexually attractive, in which event my asshole would be wider than my head, I had nothing to fear. 
I am not sure if I will be participating in next year's event, but if I do, I promise you that more antics will be unleashed.


Yours Truly,
Deadpool