Dante's Abyss['17] Fan Mail

[Gildarts]

Dear Gildarts,
I think you're reckless and dangerous. You should banish yourself or turn yourself into the authorities.
Signed,
A concerned citizen

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Dear Gildarts,
Answer your dang phone! Also how could you blow up that one guy! You're supposed to be a lovable dad figure! Also thanks for the cool cape, it was a good present to landmark my 10th! Hugs! Hope you come visit us at Ambrosia soon!
Signed your #1 fan,
Molly <3

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Dear Gil,
Fuck the fuck off.
Signed,
Hater

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Dear Gildarts,
Best of luck.
Signed,
Behemoth


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Gildarts,
You're the worst competitor in the world. I wanted DUST Senpai to win, asshole! This is a competition run by Karl Jak, you have no right to stand up for yourself! Next year if it isn't like Omni Idol you'll have lost a loyal Dante's Abyss follower. Go get banished Gildarts, you think you're so great because you're all muscly, but the truth is you're a handicapped hobo womanizer who has no real job or life. Diablo would make you fall to your knees, where you belong. Hail the D! Hail the D!
Signed,
Diablo Rises Again

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Dear Gildarts,
Another losing year. I was really rooting for you, sure you'd learned at least something from your first event, but you haven't changed a bit.
Signed,
Disappointed Fan

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Dear Gildarts,
Marry me.
Signed,
Anonymous

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Dear Gildarts,
Every time you destroy someone it gives me pleasure.
Signed,
S&M fan

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Dear Gildarts,
Thank you. Thank you for being shirtless. Thank you for forming Karl's Chippendales. Thank you for your hot bod and all the shirtless merch I'll be buying from Syntech after this event. Your abs are beautiful and I love the half-steel look you have going on. I only found out recently that those are real appendages! Go you! Next year maybe they'll have a wheelchair Dante's Abyss for old people like yourself! Have a great day!
Signed,
Supportive fan