07-10-2017, 11:29 AM
Dear Gildarts,
I loved you in this year's Dante's Abyss! Your arena battle was soooo cool and I loved it when you KILLED THAT SUITED FUCKER. Thanks for being a great role model! I hope to be more like you someday!
Signed, Ashley
Gildarts blinked, he hoped he wasn't being seen as a murderous fiend in cable television. To change his mind he decided to open the next digi-letter!
Gildarts Clive,
I idolize you. You're the strongest fucking prime I've ever seen! You're a fucking beast. This year's Dante's Abyss was your best work, I'll be stalking you from now on. Just don't look over your studly shoulder! Anyway, you're a badass, and while I thought you were acting kind of weird or stupid I think now I see it was just for pizazz. You were really entertaining, and you having the hots for that cute maid made -hehe!- my day. Next year try harder! Baka!
Signed,
Hamachi kama.
The prime blushed, that was awkward. Had it really been that obvious? Gil hoped not.
Gildarts, DA 2017 contestant.
Hello. My name is Doctor Philo. I have noticed while I was watching your performance this year that you have several levels of mental agitation that I think I can help with. Enclosed is my data-digital card, along with the address of my office in Coruscant should you ever want to come by and allow me to do some tests, or just allow me to harvest your brain in general. Thanks for your time and thoughtful consideration, I know you are a busy man.
Signed,
Doctor Philo
"..."
Gildarts!
Oh my Omni! I know EVERYTHING about you. I think you're cute, charming, funny, and gods, dare I say godly! I may have a thing for immortal guys- but that doesn't make this any less real! Ever since Karl Jak's first Dante's Abyss you caught my eye! I wondered if I could return the favor. Enclosed are a few "pictures"
-tehehe- of me that I think might catch your eye too! Also you partnering with the Red superman was lame, he killed you! I know you're a hero type but HAVE NO MERCY, even when they have mercy on you! It's just a ploy! He wanted to destroy you, I could tell by the expression on his... masked face. Anyway, I've started following you on Omni twitter and noticed you have 2.5 million followers, who are these other women?! Are you cheating on me?
Xoxo and forever yours,
Kallie
"..." Gildarts looked dumbfounded. "Hero type?" And then there were these dirty pictures. God, he didn't know women could bend that way.
I totally ship you and Tamsin, and then you and Graw too! Gil x Dust too! Here's my reasons!
Gil +Tamsin: She tended to you when you were wounded, you're kind of oblivious but she was kind and I think you appreciated it. Too bad she was stolen away to the arena, you're like two forbidden lovers!
Gil +Future Warrior: You never officially met but you were rival competitors! I'm really into supporting interracial couples that aren't always the same species! Graowr is like... a blue alien thing and you may as well be a beast of a monster for all the magic you swing. And you're both really oblivious and it would be cute to see you guys together because you could buy or summon her flowers but she'd do something silly like eat them and then you'd both blush.
Dust + Gil: Well, Dust might be a little under age but there is nothing wrong with that! You're both shirtless, you're both hot, you're both... I donno, male. You're both good spirited people and it seemed like you made a good team! Too bad we viewers couldn't see how well you fought together side-by-side
The one true ship is Gillidan, too bad you didn't reunite at the end for a kiss! Hehe!
Signed,
The Fabulous Shipper and Silly Fanboy
Gil had only just recently discovered what "shipping" was. After this was read the old fashioned prime was now speechless.
I loved you in this year's Dante's Abyss! Your arena battle was soooo cool and I loved it when you KILLED THAT SUITED FUCKER. Thanks for being a great role model! I hope to be more like you someday!
Signed, Ashley
Gildarts blinked, he hoped he wasn't being seen as a murderous fiend in cable television. To change his mind he decided to open the next digi-letter!
Gildarts Clive,
I idolize you. You're the strongest fucking prime I've ever seen! You're a fucking beast. This year's Dante's Abyss was your best work, I'll be stalking you from now on. Just don't look over your studly shoulder! Anyway, you're a badass, and while I thought you were acting kind of weird or stupid I think now I see it was just for pizazz. You were really entertaining, and you having the hots for that cute maid made -hehe!- my day. Next year try harder! Baka!
Signed,
Hamachi kama.
The prime blushed, that was awkward. Had it really been that obvious? Gil hoped not.
Gildarts, DA 2017 contestant.
Hello. My name is Doctor Philo. I have noticed while I was watching your performance this year that you have several levels of mental agitation that I think I can help with. Enclosed is my data-digital card, along with the address of my office in Coruscant should you ever want to come by and allow me to do some tests, or just allow me to harvest your brain in general. Thanks for your time and thoughtful consideration, I know you are a busy man.
Signed,
Doctor Philo
"..."
Gildarts!
Oh my Omni! I know EVERYTHING about you. I think you're cute, charming, funny, and gods, dare I say godly! I may have a thing for immortal guys- but that doesn't make this any less real! Ever since Karl Jak's first Dante's Abyss you caught my eye! I wondered if I could return the favor. Enclosed are a few "pictures"
-tehehe- of me that I think might catch your eye too! Also you partnering with the Red superman was lame, he killed you! I know you're a hero type but HAVE NO MERCY, even when they have mercy on you! It's just a ploy! He wanted to destroy you, I could tell by the expression on his... masked face. Anyway, I've started following you on Omni twitter and noticed you have 2.5 million followers, who are these other women?! Are you cheating on me? Xoxo and forever yours,
Kallie
"..." Gildarts looked dumbfounded. "Hero type?" And then there were these dirty pictures. God, he didn't know women could bend that way.
I totally ship you and Tamsin, and then you and Graw too! Gil x Dust too! Here's my reasons!
Gil +Tamsin: She tended to you when you were wounded, you're kind of oblivious but she was kind and I think you appreciated it. Too bad she was stolen away to the arena, you're like two forbidden lovers!
Gil +Future Warrior: You never officially met but you were rival competitors! I'm really into supporting interracial couples that aren't always the same species! Graowr is like... a blue alien thing and you may as well be a beast of a monster for all the magic you swing. And you're both really oblivious and it would be cute to see you guys together because you could buy or summon her flowers but she'd do something silly like eat them and then you'd both blush.
Dust + Gil: Well, Dust might be a little under age but there is nothing wrong with that! You're both shirtless, you're both hot, you're both... I donno, male. You're both good spirited people and it seemed like you made a good team! Too bad we viewers couldn't see how well you fought together side-by-side
The one true ship is Gillidan, too bad you didn't reunite at the end for a kiss! Hehe!
Signed,
The Fabulous Shipper and Silly Fanboy
Gil had only just recently discovered what "shipping" was. After this was read the old fashioned prime was now speechless.
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