Beach Filler Episode (OPEN)

[Guu]

Hiro Protagonist, Bratty and Catty

The pair walked away satisfied.

"He was totally a fun guy!" Said Bratty.

"Shame we didn't get to date him." Said Catty.

"Yeeeeeaaaaahhhh." Said the both of them in unison, somewhat melancholy.


Just as Ozal was seeing them off, another man walked up to his cart; tall, bearded man in a red coat. His boots clanked hard against the pavement. Something in his pockets jangled together.

"Ah, would you like some ice cream. Sir?"

"No, I have some business here."

"Oh, and who might you be?" He said, clasping his hands together and smiling.

"The Dread Pirate Tenbones."

"Ten... bones..."

The pirate swung an arm from his cape which was revealed to be a hook, and scratched the surface of his cart. The Ferengi immediately tried to do damage control

"Now hold on a minute, I was blufffing! I made up that name on the-"

"Calm down you filthy lilly lived sea slug." He said, menacingly as he towered over the salesman. "I know you were lying to impress some ladies, so I'll let you off the hook this time. But if I catch you sullying my name again."

He ran the point of his hook across his neck, Ozal gulped audibly.

"Am I clear?"

"Crystal."

The man walked away, allowing Ozal a moment to breath.

The Dread Pirate Tenbones walked away to a secluded alleyway where he suddenly melted into an 80-year-old black woman with a giant afro.

"Hehehehehe, never gets old." She said before flying away.