Becoming a Calamari Criminal

[Guu]

But as he attempted to leave, Dama suddenly appeared in front of the tiny robot. If it had a heart, it’d be getting an attack right now.

But much to it’s surprise, she simply dropped a note in front of it, containing her contact info and the words: “call if you need more help.”

“Don’t worry, I’m not going to hurt you, I have far bigger vermin to take care of.” She said with a malicious grin. She turned her back to the bug. “And with that, I’ll be off. Enjoy your time without me little one.”

And she took off into the air, leaving the robot to peacefully pursue its duties.



A little while later, clear across town, a blonde, blue-eyed, caucasian woman in a black velvet dress and rose tattoo on her shoulder stood atop a building, a sniper rifle in her embrace.

“By age twenty she was one of the top female assassins in the world.” Said the narrator in the lady’s head.

Down on the street, a car was driving down the road. Some rich possibly political person in a white suit with gold tassles was laughing his ass off in the back of limo with two young ladies, one in each arm.

The woman on the building focused her aim, looked carefully down the sights, took one last breath…

And fired.

The bullet traveled clear across the city and into the moving vehicle, hitting him square in the face blowing out his brains in the back. It took a few seconds for the ladies sitting next to him to come to their senses, but they quickly screamed as they realized their host was now missing a few pounds there.