07-04-2017, 10:08 PM
Well, I'm fucked three ways from Tuesday, aren't I? Between Dawny Trump laying into me, Susie Q taking cheapshots on my tail, and Ears blasting away with his little plasma rifle, I've taken quite a beating. Dammit... I had only planned to hold them off a little while Graowr slipped away to finish this thing, but now... Now my tail is flopping around like a dead fish and Blondie is grinning at me like a five-year old about to burn an ant with a magnifying glass. Right now, all I got on these fools is that none of them can come close to my speed. It's probably the only reason I'm still alive. But it won't save me for long if they keep up this teamwork bullshit. I DO have a little idea, but... it's gonna fucking suck.
I form a ball of ki in my hand, and Erika reflexively leaps back to avoid the attack. Too bad I'm not aiming at her. Instead, I shove it directly down at my feet. The road explodes in a fireball of dust, asphalt, and debris. Blondie squints into the mess and spots a me-shaped shadow. Too bad for her, the punch she throws only hits an After-Image. While she's busy wondering why I just vanished under her blow, I spring my trap. A green tail whips out of the cloud, knocking Jak's weapon airborne, the shoulder-strap of the thing getting caught on a nearby streetlight. Tamsin throws a couple of knives, the blades sinking deep into the damaged appendage. I give her a ki-blast straight in the face for her trouble, her little daggers clattering onto the street as the attack startles her more than anything.
As the cloud of dust disperses, the gruesome sight of my own severed tail held in my own hand becomes visible, the bandages that had once covered my other hand blown apart the ki-blast I'd sent Tamsin's way. It hurt like a son of a bitch. Both my hand AND my tail. Not like I had much choice though. The latter had been practically cut off anyway. If I'd left it as was, it would only slow me down. The former... well, that last attack had ruined what little had been left of the thing. Frankly, that hand doesn't even exist anymore, just a smoking nub at the end of my arm. Still, the plan worked, right? I don't have much time to gloat over my success, though, cuz Erika quickly realizes that what she hit wasn't the real me, spots me, and comes back to kick my shit in. I drop my tail and focus on avoiding her attacks.
One on one, I think I could have taken Blondie. For all her strength, the girl is green. Not like ME green, but she's inexperienced. Strong enough to break a concrete wall with a single blow, but not skillful enough to land a hit on someone with my speed. But I can't keep this up forever. Eventually, the bitch WILL connect, or her pals will get back into the mix. And one hit will be all it'll take to put me down. I just ain't in any kind of shape for a fight. Hell, I've been lucky so far that her pals hadn't recovered yet. Amelia Bedelia was busy gathering up her knives, her face still steaming a little from the blast I'd given her earlier. Meanwhile Hipster Legolas was balancing atop the streetlamp while he untangled his gun's shoulder-strap from it. I didn't have long until they rejoined the fight. Time for drastic action.
The Bitch goes in for a jab, I sidestep and my good hand whips up quickly. My finger extends and...
“Hold up a ssec, wouldja?” I say, before dropping my hand and digging my phone out.
She's caught off-guard. What kinda guy stops a fight to answer his cellphone, right? Well, you'll see. I type out a quick message on Twitter. And OH is she pissed! Why the fuck hasn't she attacked me yet? Curiosity, maybe, but hell if I know. I finish up quickly enough and smile, my hand dropping to my side.
“Alright, you finished?” She asks impatiently and I nod. But before she can throw a blow, I take hold of her shoulders and draw her into my body. An electrical shock surges through us both, and while I'm used to it by now, she sure as hell wasn't expecting that. Blondie staggers back under the assault, her legs shaking, and that's all the opening I need. When she regains her senses, I'm already booking it as fast as my little green legs can push me. Like I said, they may have numbers on me. They might be stronger and healthier. But good luck catching me, bitches.
I form a ball of ki in my hand, and Erika reflexively leaps back to avoid the attack. Too bad I'm not aiming at her. Instead, I shove it directly down at my feet. The road explodes in a fireball of dust, asphalt, and debris. Blondie squints into the mess and spots a me-shaped shadow. Too bad for her, the punch she throws only hits an After-Image. While she's busy wondering why I just vanished under her blow, I spring my trap. A green tail whips out of the cloud, knocking Jak's weapon airborne, the shoulder-strap of the thing getting caught on a nearby streetlight. Tamsin throws a couple of knives, the blades sinking deep into the damaged appendage. I give her a ki-blast straight in the face for her trouble, her little daggers clattering onto the street as the attack startles her more than anything.
As the cloud of dust disperses, the gruesome sight of my own severed tail held in my own hand becomes visible, the bandages that had once covered my other hand blown apart the ki-blast I'd sent Tamsin's way. It hurt like a son of a bitch. Both my hand AND my tail. Not like I had much choice though. The latter had been practically cut off anyway. If I'd left it as was, it would only slow me down. The former... well, that last attack had ruined what little had been left of the thing. Frankly, that hand doesn't even exist anymore, just a smoking nub at the end of my arm. Still, the plan worked, right? I don't have much time to gloat over my success, though, cuz Erika quickly realizes that what she hit wasn't the real me, spots me, and comes back to kick my shit in. I drop my tail and focus on avoiding her attacks.
One on one, I think I could have taken Blondie. For all her strength, the girl is green. Not like ME green, but she's inexperienced. Strong enough to break a concrete wall with a single blow, but not skillful enough to land a hit on someone with my speed. But I can't keep this up forever. Eventually, the bitch WILL connect, or her pals will get back into the mix. And one hit will be all it'll take to put me down. I just ain't in any kind of shape for a fight. Hell, I've been lucky so far that her pals hadn't recovered yet. Amelia Bedelia was busy gathering up her knives, her face still steaming a little from the blast I'd given her earlier. Meanwhile Hipster Legolas was balancing atop the streetlamp while he untangled his gun's shoulder-strap from it. I didn't have long until they rejoined the fight. Time for drastic action.
The Bitch goes in for a jab, I sidestep and my good hand whips up quickly. My finger extends and...
“Hold up a ssec, wouldja?” I say, before dropping my hand and digging my phone out.
She's caught off-guard. What kinda guy stops a fight to answer his cellphone, right? Well, you'll see. I type out a quick message on Twitter. And OH is she pissed! Why the fuck hasn't she attacked me yet? Curiosity, maybe, but hell if I know. I finish up quickly enough and smile, my hand dropping to my side.
“Alright, you finished?” She asks impatiently and I nod. But before she can throw a blow, I take hold of her shoulders and draw her into my body. An electrical shock surges through us both, and while I'm used to it by now, she sure as hell wasn't expecting that. Blondie staggers back under the assault, her legs shaking, and that's all the opening I need. When she regains her senses, I'm already booking it as fast as my little green legs can push me. Like I said, they may have numbers on me. They might be stronger and healthier. But good luck catching me, bitches.
Quote:800 Words according to Open Office.
Cell realizes he's proper fucked and drops a Ki-Blast at his feet to create a smoke-screen.
Erika attacks an After-Image, and I use that opening to disarm Jak of his Blaster with my Tail.
Tamsin throws two of her Fangs of Gelidus into my Tail, but I hit her in the face with a Ki-Blast and cause her to drop the other four.
Cell is revealed to have ripped his Tail off and exploded his Crushed Hand to attack Tamsin with that Ki Blast.
Erika goes back in for the attack while Tamsin and Jak recover their composure.
Cell uses his superior speed to avoid her attacks, but realizes this is a losing battle.
Cell distracts Erika with a quick Tweet, then shocks her with his Tattoos to stun her.
He uses the minor stun to GTFO.
Cell is currently trying to escape the fight.
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