07-04-2017, 12:03 PM
As if taken straight from an old western movie, the two masked heroes had a standoff. Batman's cape was being lifted slightly by the wind which found its way through the dusty streets of the city. With the rest of Deadpool's squad breaking off it was just him and Batman left. The dark knight once again relied on the ancient art of intimidation, which he perfected over the years by pummeling villains into submission. Even in his banged up state he still struck an impressive figure.
"Sooooo, which rejected second-rate comic did Omni steal you from?" The seemingly cheerful mercenary asked. It seemed he was itching for a fight.
Bruce remained his stance, combined with his deep voice the attempt at intimidation continued, "I'm Batman, and I'm not in the mood for talking."
Instead of being intimidated the man in red and black spandex started whistling the classic tune of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. The dark knight's last nerve was already trembling. All the stuff he went through on the island achieved one thing, and one thing only; putting Batman in a bad mood.
The merc's whistling was finally at its end, instead he decided to attack the Bat, with words, "You're a real ray of sunshine aren't ya? A tall dark broody middle-aged man in a bat-suit. Someone must have seriously fucked you up when you were a child. Was it your uncle? Daddy? Granddaddy? Did someone touch you in a naughty place when you were still Batboy?!" From behind his back he pulled out a plush teddy bear. With his finger "Show Dr.Deadpool where the mean man touched you."
Batman's patience ran out, another idiot. Why were over half of the people which he met on this island complete idiots. The dark knight took it upon himself to take care of at least one mentally ill person. Even with his body in the worst shape it's been in since a long time, he still had enough juice left inside of him to take down one more delusional maniac.
The merc was ready to get things started, "Come on, my guns are gathering dust over here. We're doing this or not?"
The dark knight was ready to oblige and headed towards the comedian. Closing the gap between them, Batman send two batarangs ahead of himself. "Finally!" Wade shouted excitingly "Come to Daddy!" Deadpool took a fighting stance. Both Batarangs were flying clearly towards him. Dodging them was child splay. Bruce managed to close the gap, and with his one good fist he took a shot at him. He might have been an idiot, but he was a skilled idiot. With a fluent motion deadpool's core muscles waved his upperbody side to side, avoiding Bruce's punches. It was obvious the dark knight was hurt, a single half-powered punch was enough for Wade to counter it. He balled his fist and threw it at Batman's face.
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Bruce got knocked a few feet back. Blood was pouring out from his nose. "What the hell was that?"
"What, you mean this?" The loudmouth asked as he followed his punch with a spinning kick right against Batman's jaw.
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Bruce got knocked down to the ground, hard. He didn't expect to be coughing up dirt quite this fast. Whatever this clown was doing, it had to stop. It did help the guy's ego was boosting his cocky behavior even more.
Deadpool started circling around the grounded bat as he started his little speech. "See, you know what your mistake is Batsy? You made the wrong friends. Bad friends have bad influence you know. You could've gone places, big places. But instead, you will have to settle for tasting my boot!" Wade lifted his right foot, ready to stomp down upon the vigilante's head. NOW! It was the moment Bruce was waiting for. A quick swoop kicked out Deadpool's leg from underneath him, allowing gravity to bring him down.
"Woah!" Wade shouted as his back hit the ground. His fall was immediately followed by one of Batman's punches. The hooks on his gauntlets tore rips in the uniform. "Dude! Watch the threads." The dark knight didn't wait around to hear what was coming out of his enemy's mouth next. He quickly jumped on top of Wade and started brutally punching.
Deadpool didn't even put the effort on to block he first punch, a clean hit right against his face.
"Would.."
Second punch...
"You.."
Third punch...
"Stop.."
Fourth punch..
"Punching.."
Fifth punch...
"my FACE?!"
There was no sixth punch, Wade was done playing with the man. His knee forced its way against Batman's back, forcing him off. Batman observed as the mercenary got up and drew his weapons. Was he finally getting serious about this?
"Sooooo, which rejected second-rate comic did Omni steal you from?" The seemingly cheerful mercenary asked. It seemed he was itching for a fight.
Bruce remained his stance, combined with his deep voice the attempt at intimidation continued, "I'm Batman, and I'm not in the mood for talking."
Instead of being intimidated the man in red and black spandex started whistling the classic tune of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. The dark knight's last nerve was already trembling. All the stuff he went through on the island achieved one thing, and one thing only; putting Batman in a bad mood.
The merc's whistling was finally at its end, instead he decided to attack the Bat, with words, "You're a real ray of sunshine aren't ya? A tall dark broody middle-aged man in a bat-suit. Someone must have seriously fucked you up when you were a child. Was it your uncle? Daddy? Granddaddy? Did someone touch you in a naughty place when you were still Batboy?!" From behind his back he pulled out a plush teddy bear. With his finger "Show Dr.Deadpool where the mean man touched you."
Batman's patience ran out, another idiot. Why were over half of the people which he met on this island complete idiots. The dark knight took it upon himself to take care of at least one mentally ill person. Even with his body in the worst shape it's been in since a long time, he still had enough juice left inside of him to take down one more delusional maniac.
The merc was ready to get things started, "Come on, my guns are gathering dust over here. We're doing this or not?"
The dark knight was ready to oblige and headed towards the comedian. Closing the gap between them, Batman send two batarangs ahead of himself. "Finally!" Wade shouted excitingly "Come to Daddy!" Deadpool took a fighting stance. Both Batarangs were flying clearly towards him. Dodging them was child splay. Bruce managed to close the gap, and with his one good fist he took a shot at him. He might have been an idiot, but he was a skilled idiot. With a fluent motion deadpool's core muscles waved his upperbody side to side, avoiding Bruce's punches. It was obvious the dark knight was hurt, a single half-powered punch was enough for Wade to counter it. He balled his fist and threw it at Batman's face.
Bruce got knocked a few feet back. Blood was pouring out from his nose. "What the hell was that?"
"What, you mean this?" The loudmouth asked as he followed his punch with a spinning kick right against Batman's jaw.
Deadpool started circling around the grounded bat as he started his little speech. "See, you know what your mistake is Batsy? You made the wrong friends. Bad friends have bad influence you know. You could've gone places, big places. But instead, you will have to settle for tasting my boot!" Wade lifted his right foot, ready to stomp down upon the vigilante's head. NOW! It was the moment Bruce was waiting for. A quick swoop kicked out Deadpool's leg from underneath him, allowing gravity to bring him down.
"Woah!" Wade shouted as his back hit the ground. His fall was immediately followed by one of Batman's punches. The hooks on his gauntlets tore rips in the uniform. "Dude! Watch the threads." The dark knight didn't wait around to hear what was coming out of his enemy's mouth next. He quickly jumped on top of Wade and started brutally punching.
Deadpool didn't even put the effort on to block he first punch, a clean hit right against his face.
"Would.."
Second punch...
"You.."
Third punch...
"Stop.."
Fourth punch..
"Punching.."
Fifth punch...
"my FACE?!"
There was no sixth punch, Wade was done playing with the man. His knee forced its way against Batman's back, forcing him off. Batman observed as the mercenary got up and drew his weapons. Was he finally getting serious about this?
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