07-03-2017, 02:47 PM
Once again another stranger showed up. This time, the guy actually looked quite normal. No blue skin, no earlobes hanging down to their knees. Just a normal looking guy. Granted, the guy looked pretty beat up. Seems like he had his own run-in with some friendly primes. The man closely observed Batman before speaking,
"So who are you suppose to be? Scary-black-pointy-eared-gimp-suit-wearing-motherfucker? I mean, with that outfit you can ask for -atleast- 50 bucks an hour."
Oh great, Batman thought. Another loud mouthed freak appeared.
"The name is Batman" The caped prime spoke proudly. "Who are you and what brings you here?"
The pretend spy started laughing. "BATman? Really? Your name is Batman? Holy shit, like, were they all out of good hero names and you got stuck with Batman? Was Raccoonman taken? What about butterfly man?"
The moron continued listing names that would have been better than Batman. After a while, which little patience the vigilante had left ran out. With his roaring voice he shouted, "ENOUGH! What are you doing here?" He took several steps towards Archer.
"Woa wao, easy there buddy. A bit touchy are we? The name is Archer, a pleasure. For you that is. It’s a pleasure for you to meet me."
Oh dear lord, spare me. batman shook his head in disbelieve. I'm surrounded by idiots
"And for your other question, I'm scouting the area for one of my compadre's, feisty blue skinned girl. Might earn me some extra points if you know what I'm saying." he winked at Batman, confirming his innuendo.
"You're with her?" The caped vigilante asked.
"Yeah why? You know her? I saw her first you know, you and your gimp suit get in line."
"Look you idiot. I have no interest in your perverted games. I am however an ally of her. SO I will help you scout the area, you go back to her and tell her I'm in the area, understood?"
Archer nodded and walked off.
"So who are you suppose to be? Scary-black-pointy-eared-gimp-suit-wearing-motherfucker? I mean, with that outfit you can ask for -atleast- 50 bucks an hour."
Oh great, Batman thought. Another loud mouthed freak appeared.
"The name is Batman" The caped prime spoke proudly. "Who are you and what brings you here?"
The pretend spy started laughing. "BATman? Really? Your name is Batman? Holy shit, like, were they all out of good hero names and you got stuck with Batman? Was Raccoonman taken? What about butterfly man?"
The moron continued listing names that would have been better than Batman. After a while, which little patience the vigilante had left ran out. With his roaring voice he shouted, "ENOUGH! What are you doing here?" He took several steps towards Archer.
"Woa wao, easy there buddy. A bit touchy are we? The name is Archer, a pleasure. For you that is. It’s a pleasure for you to meet me."
Oh dear lord, spare me. batman shook his head in disbelieve. I'm surrounded by idiots
"And for your other question, I'm scouting the area for one of my compadre's, feisty blue skinned girl. Might earn me some extra points if you know what I'm saying." he winked at Batman, confirming his innuendo.
"You're with her?" The caped vigilante asked.
"Yeah why? You know her? I saw her first you know, you and your gimp suit get in line."
"Look you idiot. I have no interest in your perverted games. I am however an ally of her. SO I will help you scout the area, you go back to her and tell her I'm in the area, understood?"
Archer nodded and walked off.
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