Character Practice

[Deadpool]

This is a tidbit that I worked up for the character RED from the 1st gen Pokemon games.


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And there I was, just beginning my journey to become Pokemaster. I took the bag mom-dukes gave me--filled with rations, a few potions, and some new running shoes (New Balances--fucking bad ass)--and left out the door.

Across the street, douchebag fucking BLUE is already sauntering towards Professor Oak's. God do I had that prick; his hair is never kept, and he wears the same outfit every day (who the fuck is he, Doug?).

"Hey, cockgobbler!" I yell out loud enough for him to hear, "Eat ass!"

As he takes the time to slowly lock eyes with me, I dash down the beaten path leading from my house, and punch him in the face. That'll teach his bitch ass. I spit in his face while he eats dirt, just for good measure.

"I don't care if Oak's is your grandpa, I got first dibs on poke-slaves, bitch!"

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