06-23-2017, 03:36 PM
Woo! Strazio and Gamzee, back at it again! The troll knew it would only be a matter of time before the dashing dumbass duo would join up to go on a murder spree on this bitch tits island.
*pipipipipipipipi*
Huh. Gamzee swears the beeping changes every time he hears it. He shuffles around, hop stepping on his staff and wrestling his data pad free from its confines.
"Yo, there's one of them there item drops just motherfuckin' chillin' a few steps that a way. Wanna us to go over there and snag that shit?" Gamzee asks, smacking at his mentor with his staff.
"Might as well. We need to grab some useful shit if we're gonna murder anyone," Straz says, slugging his apprentice in the arm.
"Yay for legal and conscientious murder!"
And with that, the two were off, Gamzee trailing behind ever so slightly due to his fucked up leg. Sure would be nice to find something to patch that up with, but he'll make do.
"Yo, I can't read this map to save my motherfuckin' existence, bro. Wanna take a crack at that shit?" Gamzee groans, waving his Syntech pad about wildly, "I've just been gettin' lucky, followin' my ears like a hound beast or whatevs."
Strawso nods and pulls his own tablet out from his pack. "Got anything to eat?"
"Whyyyyy yes I do, brother-oo. Got some fresh ass motherfuckin' apples. S'like a fruity rumpus party in this bitch. I got a couple of Faygos I'm saving for special occasion too. Y'know, like dyin' and whatnot."
The clown retrieves a couple of the aforementioned fresh ass motherfucking apples and tosses Strazio one, and chomps right on down with another. Life was good man, in these few minutes. Life was good. Shit probably wouldn't last though, knowing these two crazy ass berserkers. Only a matter of time before shit hit the whirling device.
*pipipipipipipipi*
Huh. Gamzee swears the beeping changes every time he hears it. He shuffles around, hop stepping on his staff and wrestling his data pad free from its confines.
"Yo, there's one of them there item drops just motherfuckin' chillin' a few steps that a way. Wanna us to go over there and snag that shit?" Gamzee asks, smacking at his mentor with his staff.
"Might as well. We need to grab some useful shit if we're gonna murder anyone," Straz says, slugging his apprentice in the arm.
"Yay for legal and conscientious murder!"
And with that, the two were off, Gamzee trailing behind ever so slightly due to his fucked up leg. Sure would be nice to find something to patch that up with, but he'll make do.
"Yo, I can't read this map to save my motherfuckin' existence, bro. Wanna take a crack at that shit?" Gamzee groans, waving his Syntech pad about wildly, "I've just been gettin' lucky, followin' my ears like a hound beast or whatevs."
Strawso nods and pulls his own tablet out from his pack. "Got anything to eat?"
"Whyyyyy yes I do, brother-oo. Got some fresh ass motherfuckin' apples. S'like a fruity rumpus party in this bitch. I got a couple of Faygos I'm saving for special occasion too. Y'know, like dyin' and whatnot."
The clown retrieves a couple of the aforementioned fresh ass motherfucking apples and tosses Strazio one, and chomps right on down with another. Life was good man, in these few minutes. Life was good. Shit probably wouldn't last though, knowing these two crazy ass berserkers. Only a matter of time before shit hit the whirling device.
Quote:Straz and Gamz moving C21 -> C17
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Never Falter in the Face of Infinity.
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