06-21-2017, 04:34 PM
Isabelle was in the bathroom taking the greatest leak in her life. How she forgot to use the restroom at the agency and back at the geode was beyond her. It just kind of hit her an hour or so working under the car. Thankfully Rovin went back to file a report. She wasn’t sure if he was required to follow her into the bathroom. The thought gave her shivers.
She noticed she somehow already had an oil stain on her clothing. Fantastic.
“Hello new girl!” Called out a voice from one of the other stalls.
She was never a fan of socializing while on the toilet. Some of the villagers would try to do that and it would always turn into an awkward experience.
Seriously, bathrooms are NOT conversation places.
“I know you’re there! No need to be shy, I just want to talk!”
“How did you know I was the new girl?” Inquired Izzy, asking all the important questions.
“Oh, I didn’t recognize your pee sound.”
“Wh-what?”
“Yeah! You know, the sound you make when you pee?”
She felt her stomach tie into knots. Her paw instinctively go between her legs at the thought of this woman actually listening that closely to her urination, as if blocking off her privates would stop the sound retroactively. She couldn’t put up with this creepy shit anymore.
“I’ll be um, I’ll be heading off now!” Said Izzy as she reached over for the toilet tissue so she could wipe herself and hurry out.
“Hey, chill, I was only kidding. I saw you walk in before I did. I was only messing with ya.” She said, almost surprised at how offended the dog got.
“Oh, well, you shouldn’t joke like that with new people. It leaves a bad first impression!”
“Woah, sorry mom! Geeze, I shouldn’t have said anything.”
“No, wait.” Isabelle dialed back her frustration. She knew she couldn’t refuse the only friendly interaction she had gotten from this place so far, even if it was a tad creepy. “Let’s just start over. My name is Isabelle.”
“Heart Candy! My name is Heart Candy!” She said, cheeful of the second chance. “Nice to meet ya, Isabelle!”
“Nice to meet ya, too! You have a very unique name!”
“Thanks! My mama gave it to me!” She stated excitedly. “I think… I don’t remember exactly.”
“Ah! Did you lose your memories in the Omniverse, too? I got a bad case of that going on right now.”
“Oh know, I’ve always been kind of forgetful, my whole life actually.”
“Well, maybe that can be a blessing in disguise sometimes.”
“Not really, I’ve forgotten my whole family.”
And awkward silence befell the stalls. Izzy tried desperately to think of a way to mend the situation, but she underestimated the power of her new friend’s ability.
“So why did you get into F Zero racing?”
Surprised at the sudden shift of tonr, the pup could only think to be honest.
“I’m trying to attract someone’s attention.”
“A lover? A would-be lover?”
“K-Kind of.”
“Wow, that’s an odd reason to risk your life! But I don’t understand love really”
Isabelle leapt off the toilet, pulling her underwear back up and made her way out the bathroom stall door. She could barely reach the sinks as she went to wash her hands.
“Who does?” Said isabelle as she spread suds all over her paws. She turned towards the stall the voice was originally hailing from. “Well, it was great meeting you Heart-”
Suddenly, the door to the stall flung open and a dim light filled the room. Standing there was a woman in a purple tank top, black skirt, and purple police cap. But what was most odd about the woman was her body was made of a glowing pink substance, and her face was nothing but a wire mended into the same of a heart that just stuck to the glowing featureless mug of hers.
“W-whoa! What are you?”
“Oh! I’m sorry! I forgot not everyone knows, hehe.” She said, running a finger across the wire on her face, she totally expected this. “I’m a novakid! We’re like, living pockets of gas.”
Isabelle had a million questions right now, she couldn’t possibly choose one to start with. Instead, she just chose one at random, like a first meeting equivalent of the lottery.
“Why would a pocket of gas need to use the restroom?”
“Oh, no, my kind don’t need to do that. I just wanted to say, ‘Hi’ to the new girl!”
She didn’t know if to feel charmed or weirded out by her new acquaintance. Conflicting emotions seemed to be a running theme with the people she's met in this universe.
She noticed she somehow already had an oil stain on her clothing. Fantastic.
“Hello new girl!” Called out a voice from one of the other stalls.
She was never a fan of socializing while on the toilet. Some of the villagers would try to do that and it would always turn into an awkward experience.
Seriously, bathrooms are NOT conversation places.
“I know you’re there! No need to be shy, I just want to talk!”
“How did you know I was the new girl?” Inquired Izzy, asking all the important questions.
“Oh, I didn’t recognize your pee sound.”
“Wh-what?”
“Yeah! You know, the sound you make when you pee?”
She felt her stomach tie into knots. Her paw instinctively go between her legs at the thought of this woman actually listening that closely to her urination, as if blocking off her privates would stop the sound retroactively. She couldn’t put up with this creepy shit anymore.
“I’ll be um, I’ll be heading off now!” Said Izzy as she reached over for the toilet tissue so she could wipe herself and hurry out.
“Hey, chill, I was only kidding. I saw you walk in before I did. I was only messing with ya.” She said, almost surprised at how offended the dog got.
“Oh, well, you shouldn’t joke like that with new people. It leaves a bad first impression!”
“Woah, sorry mom! Geeze, I shouldn’t have said anything.”
“No, wait.” Isabelle dialed back her frustration. She knew she couldn’t refuse the only friendly interaction she had gotten from this place so far, even if it was a tad creepy. “Let’s just start over. My name is Isabelle.”
“Heart Candy! My name is Heart Candy!” She said, cheeful of the second chance. “Nice to meet ya, Isabelle!”
“Nice to meet ya, too! You have a very unique name!”
“Thanks! My mama gave it to me!” She stated excitedly. “I think… I don’t remember exactly.”
“Ah! Did you lose your memories in the Omniverse, too? I got a bad case of that going on right now.”
“Oh know, I’ve always been kind of forgetful, my whole life actually.”
“Well, maybe that can be a blessing in disguise sometimes.”
“Not really, I’ve forgotten my whole family.”
And awkward silence befell the stalls. Izzy tried desperately to think of a way to mend the situation, but she underestimated the power of her new friend’s ability.
“So why did you get into F Zero racing?”
Surprised at the sudden shift of tonr, the pup could only think to be honest.
“I’m trying to attract someone’s attention.”
“A lover? A would-be lover?”
“K-Kind of.”
“Wow, that’s an odd reason to risk your life! But I don’t understand love really”
Isabelle leapt off the toilet, pulling her underwear back up and made her way out the bathroom stall door. She could barely reach the sinks as she went to wash her hands.
“Who does?” Said isabelle as she spread suds all over her paws. She turned towards the stall the voice was originally hailing from. “Well, it was great meeting you Heart-”
Suddenly, the door to the stall flung open and a dim light filled the room. Standing there was a woman in a purple tank top, black skirt, and purple police cap. But what was most odd about the woman was her body was made of a glowing pink substance, and her face was nothing but a wire mended into the same of a heart that just stuck to the glowing featureless mug of hers.
“W-whoa! What are you?”
“Oh! I’m sorry! I forgot not everyone knows, hehe.” She said, running a finger across the wire on her face, she totally expected this. “I’m a novakid! We’re like, living pockets of gas.”
Isabelle had a million questions right now, she couldn’t possibly choose one to start with. Instead, she just chose one at random, like a first meeting equivalent of the lottery.
“Why would a pocket of gas need to use the restroom?”
“Oh, no, my kind don’t need to do that. I just wanted to say, ‘Hi’ to the new girl!”
She didn’t know if to feel charmed or weirded out by her new acquaintance. Conflicting emotions seemed to be a running theme with the people she's met in this universe.
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