Dante's Abyss -- Spectator Thread

[Ash]

Ash wasn't watching anyone in particular, but several scenes crossed the board of screens before them. Still perched beside Daxter on the couch with the women nearby, Ash glanced up to see both a unique figure show up and a robot. Guu was an internet icon, from Twitter to various other message boards across the Dataverse, Ash has seen her presence at least somewhere in the millions of threads that hang in the cyber-like place. That said, Ash knew very little of her. With her fingers in so many virtual pies, she can't imagine the girl having a life outside of the place. While it was interesting, and only a step or two from what Ash's existence herself, the demonic woman that sat on the comfortable couch like she wasn't a strange figure in this place enjoyed the opposite. Ash was the rogue of online messing about, she was still working on cracking a lot of the code in the data-verse for information hidden in the 0's and 1's; actually, she was still trying to crack those zeros and ones. But learning a new system took time, and she had been busy fighting zombie rats tangles in a nest under the sewers.

The robot seemed of littler interest as well. the bruise-colored demon enjoyed the software in life, not the hardware.

She got up and moved over the bar of snacks. Also a lover of anything that was completely bad for her health. From salt infused ramen noodles to grease filled burgers and fries. So when she found the sweet and salty section, she was in heaven. Especially since there was no limit to her consumption and the last thing she got to eat was some roasted chicken parts from Camelot. Bland and tasteless. Bag of popcorn mix, a huge cup of soda, and a bag of gummy worms later, Ash returned and propped her feet up on the arm of the couch so she was taking her allowed space on the shared seat but also keeping a little space left for anyone who felt brave enough to sit between her and the onsel. When she returned she scanned the televisions broadcasting everyone's whereabouts.

One screen had what looked like an endless battle between men, elf, and anything else in some forest. Another had a battle between something she was sure she was supposed to recognize from her media files, what appeared to be a sentient goo-girl and some human dressed in a tacky suit. A hand full of them were merely watching people as they traveled, and then one caught her eye. "Oh, my~!" She said, with a grin only a devil could make. In the upper ones marked A, specifically the safe house. They watched as a shirtless man pressed a blond girl into the wall and kissed her. There was a slight struggle, that Ash couldn't quite understand as distress or passion from her point of view of the apparent couple. In the background, an older fighter slept, none the wiser of what was happening behind him. It was hot and scandalous and held her interest for the moment. She pointed it out to Daxter just to see how her couch company would react to it.

The orange weasel looking thing faked a gagging motion, before realizing his set up might get away if he didn't react in time. Running his hand across his ears, barely avoiding an awkward unveiling of his helmet fuzz by passing the goggles without much trouble before leaning on the couch like the cocky little thing he was. He gave her 'the look' and then a big cheesy grin. But before he could get much out at all, they announced the next contestants for the upcoming round. Jak Mar came across the airwaves, and he stopped what he was doing to jump back to both feet and look up at the screen. As the trio before was wisped away by Karl Jak's will, the Dynamite Kid, the older man from the sexy scene's background, and Deadpool himself appeared in the battle-scarred arena!! Ash gasped at this, recognizing the merc with a mouth. "Well. This will be interesting.." She said, all but forgotten the steamy show from moment earlier.