Roleplay your character drunk

[Hiro Protagonist]

Hiro blinks and turns away from Weiss before his personal space is invaded by a robot.

"Nuhh...the Tags don' roll that way, robodouche." Hiro slurs, before wandering towards the bar again. "Ish thish goddamn reality filled with nothing but underage girlsh and furriesh? I can't get a date here with anyone that wouldn't land me in jail!"