06-20-2017, 09:42 AM
Desman buries his head into hiro's manly chest.
"Wh-What with me." The robot mumbled, muffled to near silence by the hacker pectorals. "I'm still a virgin, I've never been drunk, a-and now, thanks to this stupid robot body, I'll always be that way. I wish that I was in my human body, if only for a day."
A bright almost blinding light appears from the... ceiling?
"Your wish will now be granted."
Before Des knew it, his body was transforming, changing shape into a... red-head naked man? Oh well, the embarrassment of public indecency would wear off once he chugged a few drinks done andyway.
"Let's get Smashed." Des sculls down all of A full strength wine bottle.. before immediately dying of alcohol poisoning.
~~~7 days later at the fountain of infinity~~~
Des wakes back up in his robot form.
"GOD DAMMIT, OMNI!!!"
"Wh-What with me." The robot mumbled, muffled to near silence by the hacker pectorals. "I'm still a virgin, I've never been drunk, a-and now, thanks to this stupid robot body, I'll always be that way. I wish that I was in my human body, if only for a day."
A bright almost blinding light appears from the... ceiling?
"Your wish will now be granted."
Before Des knew it, his body was transforming, changing shape into a... red-head naked man? Oh well, the embarrassment of public indecency would wear off once he chugged a few drinks done andyway.
"Let's get Smashed." Des sculls down all of A full strength wine bottle.. before immediately dying of alcohol poisoning.
~~~7 days later at the fountain of infinity~~~
Des wakes back up in his robot form.
"GOD DAMMIT, OMNI!!!"
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Yuuka Kazami
es is like that one meme like... "How many levels of Omniverse are you on?"Revan Noctis : Desman what are you currently doing in the omniverse?
Desman Black: I'm faking an engagement to a sex deamon to stop two samurai I accidently summoned whipping them in half, while also trying to stop them from doing the same thing to my best freind who is currently having relations with said deamon, and wh has now accidently summoned his previous girlfreind. So you know... normal stuff