Roleplay your character drunk

[Hiro Protagonist]

Hiro has taken off his shirt by this point and is wandering around flexing. "Hey. He. Whooo....want'sh to sheee me slice a tomato into cubesh in midair? I can totally do it." He takes another drink out of a bottle of Hennessey and stumbles into a seat next to Weiss.

"Dun be sho shad, I'm the greatesht shordshman in the...the...the place we live. I'll fight the shtuff makin' you shad...after another drink."