06-20-2017, 06:45 AM
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"Reginald, I'm doing a concentrate!"
"Uh, sir, it's already happened. A few minutes ago, in fact."
I opened my eyes, and by gosh and golly, Reginald was right! There was Sylvester, wearing that adorable little smile. Upon seeing that cute little ball of sediment, it was like Christmas all over again, the second time in a day! I didn't even have to put any wrapping paper in a black bag. When our eyes met, he edged forwards slowly.
"How's my favourite bundle of sedimentary joy doing?"
Sylvester just smiled and stared.
"Well, you've still got your smile! That's, like, good and stuff. Reginald's here too!"
"Indubitably. Hello there, good friend!"
With his head tilted to one side, the aristocrat waved with grace and poise. Sylvester just stared and smiled. Oh, those two! So adorable.
"Ah well, some things never change."
It worked. It really worked! It's still sinking in, I think. Like, when my gold fish swam away to find it's family just like Nemo's dad, I kept looking up at the windowsill and expecting to see him, but he was having fun with his mummy and daddy. I won't bring him back though, he must have a better life with his fishy family and fishy friends. Maybe they're all working together on a big fish finger farm to sell to Captain Birdseye! Oh, I knew he was always destined for great things. Oh, wait, the situation. Like, the one I'm in. Well, my priorities are Cuddles and Mumsy, let's ask Reginald again, he's so wise. He's a clever, clever bear.
"Like friendship. Friendship never changes. I'm sure Cuddles and Mumsy will be happy to see us! Who should I try first?"
Oh dear, I think Reginald's having a funny turn. He's sputtering and making all these weird motions. He sounds a bit like the Beastie Boys when they do the stuttery thing, only less shouty and more nice. Awww! He's sighing! I guess all this thinking is tiring business. No wonder bears have to hibernate, they use their brains so much, I'm surprised they even wake up at all! Hm, he's looking a bit low...
"Cuddles, I suppose. Ah well."
That's just what I needed, the OK! If it was a bad thing to do, someone would have told me. Hm, lets be sure, besides, Sylvester is as important as the rest of us. He should have a say!
"Who do you think, Sylvester? Cuddles or Mama?"
Sylvester just smiled and stared.
"No objections? Awesome. Reginald, you're on lookout! Sylvester, you're the bodyguard. I'm gonna do the thinky thing!"
As I closed my eyes once more and prepared for the breathy in and the breathy out, I couldn't keep the smile from my face. We're gonna be together again! Together forever!
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"Reginald, I'm doing a concentrate!"
"Uh, sir, it's already happened. A few minutes ago, in fact."
I opened my eyes, and by gosh and golly, Reginald was right! There was Sylvester, wearing that adorable little smile. Upon seeing that cute little ball of sediment, it was like Christmas all over again, the second time in a day! I didn't even have to put any wrapping paper in a black bag. When our eyes met, he edged forwards slowly.
"How's my favourite bundle of sedimentary joy doing?"
Sylvester just smiled and stared.
"Well, you've still got your smile! That's, like, good and stuff. Reginald's here too!"
"Indubitably. Hello there, good friend!"
With his head tilted to one side, the aristocrat waved with grace and poise. Sylvester just stared and smiled. Oh, those two! So adorable.
"Ah well, some things never change."
It worked. It really worked! It's still sinking in, I think. Like, when my gold fish swam away to find it's family just like Nemo's dad, I kept looking up at the windowsill and expecting to see him, but he was having fun with his mummy and daddy. I won't bring him back though, he must have a better life with his fishy family and fishy friends. Maybe they're all working together on a big fish finger farm to sell to Captain Birdseye! Oh, I knew he was always destined for great things. Oh, wait, the situation. Like, the one I'm in. Well, my priorities are Cuddles and Mumsy, let's ask Reginald again, he's so wise. He's a clever, clever bear.
"Like friendship. Friendship never changes. I'm sure Cuddles and Mumsy will be happy to see us! Who should I try first?"
Oh dear, I think Reginald's having a funny turn. He's sputtering and making all these weird motions. He sounds a bit like the Beastie Boys when they do the stuttery thing, only less shouty and more nice. Awww! He's sighing! I guess all this thinking is tiring business. No wonder bears have to hibernate, they use their brains so much, I'm surprised they even wake up at all! Hm, he's looking a bit low...
"Cuddles, I suppose. Ah well."
That's just what I needed, the OK! If it was a bad thing to do, someone would have told me. Hm, lets be sure, besides, Sylvester is as important as the rest of us. He should have a say!
"Who do you think, Sylvester? Cuddles or Mama?"
Sylvester just smiled and stared.
"No objections? Awesome. Reginald, you're on lookout! Sylvester, you're the bodyguard. I'm gonna do the thinky thing!"
As I closed my eyes once more and prepared for the breathy in and the breathy out, I couldn't keep the smile from my face. We're gonna be together again! Together forever!