Zone C -- Megacity One

[Handsome Jack]

Apparently, my destination is some kind of big ol' office building in the center of the city. The tablet lets me know I'm heading in the right direction, but with all the large buildings around I'm not sure if... Oh wait. There it is. The tallest, gaudiest building in the area. Of course. Near the apex, large golden letters proclaim it to be the 'Drumpf' Tower. I don't know who this Drumpf guy is, but he sounds like a huge chode. Like the kinda guy who would run for election on promises of jailing his opponents and building an unfeasible wall.

I put my imagined toupee'd man out of mind and focus on the task of getting to safe ground before my head is popped like the cork from a wine bottle. I mean... I could PROBABLY heal from it (thanks Piccolo), but it'd hurt like hell. Actually... I decide to look that shit up. As much as I hate to say it, Pops was probably right about me not paying enough attention. All I saw was, “get items, win game” and ignored everything else.

First thing I notice is that I only win if I get these... “quest items”. Well... fuck. And how the hell am I supposed to... Oh wait. He tells us when he's dropping one. Aaaaaaaand... I missed the first one. Fuck my life.

Second thing I notice is that I sure as hell CAN'T heal from an exploded head. Some kind of magical Syntech mumbojumbo. Guess Pops was right to get on my ass about dipping into a Safehouse.

Last thing I notice is that Karl Jak posted some kind of “ranking” for the people participating in his little game. I scroll through it. Don't really recognize any of these names until I happen upon my own. And wouldn't you know it, just like my Pops, Karl Jak knows just how to piss me off too. Fortunately, I'm at my destination, so I duck inside and start writing up a reply to the jackass.

Moving from C21 to Safehouse C