Zone E -- Highlands

[Handsome Jack]

Damn... that was hectic. So... where to start?

Well, right after I got electrocuted by ol' Pops, some brunette bimbo shows up. Tells me shits about to start. They throw a back-pack on me and Star-Trek my ass into the mountains. Like I said, nice mountains and all, but shit just got crazier from there.

So, my backpack scares the shit out of me (not that I actually defecate, but you get the idea), and I find a tablet. Nice thing too. Probably Gero's work, if I had to guess. Or his company. I don't know; things have gotten really weird ever since Casper the Metrosexual Ghost whisked me away here. Anyway, it tells me there's some item nearby. I figure I best get a move on, since winning requires I get these things. I grab it, shove it in my bag, and skedaddle right proper. I ain't the only one gunning for these.

And that brings me to now. Still in the mountains, but I can see a shoreline not too far away. Guess I could use a tan... And, regardless, it's still better than being here. Gotta put some distance between me and the drop zone, you feel me?

Moving from E11 to D5