06-14-2017, 04:32 PM
Lobby
While I wait, I try to figure out how the fuck my new ‘Dataverse Device’ works. I read on the Dataverse that you could summon tiny portable versions, and so I turned my computer into this little thing. It’s basically a black glass square with a fold-out ‘keypad’, which is a miniature version of the input device they had in Carrefore. Just in case I don’t feel like talking.
I also had to make it immune to my powers. These things all run on electricity, which makes sense. Mine is the purest, most versatile source of power. Other lands have based their technologies off of my power, and they don’t even realise I was the origin of it! How utterly distasteful.
Honestly, before now, I’d been content to rule Skypiea. But this whole experience has awakened me to many other lands. Perhaps this was destiny. And now that I know that so many other lands exist, filled with strange people’s and technologies, I have to ask myself this:
Why aren’t they worshipping me?
It’s a rhetorical question. And I intend to answer it.
Locations within the Dataverse are known as ‘websites’. I’m given to understand the Dataverse, and the ‘Internet’ upon which it is based, are built upon actual webs, which connect them all together and allow for instantaneous communication. Basically like the Den Den Mushi network, except with spiders instead of snails.
There’s one website in particular where people gather to make proclamations. It’s the hub, of sorts, and it’s called – for I don’t know what fucking reason – ‘OmniTwitter’. I have to register an account, but finally I can communicate to the world.
I make myself known. Soon, all will know the name God Enel.
While I wait, I try to figure out how the fuck my new ‘Dataverse Device’ works. I read on the Dataverse that you could summon tiny portable versions, and so I turned my computer into this little thing. It’s basically a black glass square with a fold-out ‘keypad’, which is a miniature version of the input device they had in Carrefore. Just in case I don’t feel like talking.
I also had to make it immune to my powers. These things all run on electricity, which makes sense. Mine is the purest, most versatile source of power. Other lands have based their technologies off of my power, and they don’t even realise I was the origin of it! How utterly distasteful.
Honestly, before now, I’d been content to rule Skypiea. But this whole experience has awakened me to many other lands. Perhaps this was destiny. And now that I know that so many other lands exist, filled with strange people’s and technologies, I have to ask myself this:
Why aren’t they worshipping me?
It’s a rhetorical question. And I intend to answer it.
Locations within the Dataverse are known as ‘websites’. I’m given to understand the Dataverse, and the ‘Internet’ upon which it is based, are built upon actual webs, which connect them all together and allow for instantaneous communication. Basically like the Den Den Mushi network, except with spiders instead of snails.
There’s one website in particular where people gather to make proclamations. It’s the hub, of sorts, and it’s called – for I don’t know what fucking reason – ‘OmniTwitter’. I have to register an account, but finally I can communicate to the world.
I make myself known. Soon, all will know the name God Enel.
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