Vote for Us! (December)

[Guu]

On the 29th day of New Year's my true love gave to me.

Twenty-nine WHY AM I STILL DOING THIS?
Twenty-eight attempts at 12 days a Christmas parodies.
Twenty-seven flights a fancy
Twenty-six resolutions broken
TWENTY-FIVE... holy hell that's a lot of rings... GODDAMN RINGS!
Twenty-four deaths of creativity
Twenty-three; Jim Carrey movie
Twenty-two flying speghetti monsters
Twenty-one annoying pop songs
Twenty movies bombing
Nineteen memes a plenty
Eighteen cats a loling
Seventeen shippers shipping
Sixteen trolls a flaming
FIFTEEN GODDAMN RINGS!
Fourteen commenters bitching
Thirteen storage housing
Twelve hummers cliff diving
Eleven creepers creeping
Time lords time travelling
Nein! Downfall reference
Eight episodes an endless
Seven charms a lucky
Six ducklings an ugly
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!
Four exploding birds
Three french hands
Two fingerless gloves
And a cartridge in a PS3