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[Clownpiece]

Dante’s Abyss...

Clownpiece stood back a few steps, silently staring at the station as her comrade marched right up to it without a care in the world. Truth be told, she hadn’t expected to find it that easily. All it had taken to was a quick trip through the strange, overgrown archway. Still, it was quite strange, why hadn’t she seen this forest from the other side, she wondered as she cast her gaze around. They were currently standing in a small clearing, green grass at their feet, and the bright sun bearing down on them, but after only a couple of meters, the clearing gave way and a massive forest took hold. It seemed like the sort of thing she should have noticed.

“Um, miss?” A female voice called out, breaking Clownpiece out of her stupor.

“Yeah?” The fairy responded, nonchalantly turning to face the attendant. The woman was now standing, leaning over her station, right hand propping her up, and left hand holding out a board and paper. “Oh, right! Sorry!” She giggled nervously, stepping forward and grabbing it out of the attendant’s hand. Without a moment of hesitation, she took another step forward and laid her torch down right on the table. The wooden table.

A cacophony of random, shocked noises assaulted the hell fairy’s ears. She flinched back as the attendant, in a maelstrom of frantically flailing limbs, tried to fling the torch away. With a surprised squeak, Clownpiece shot her hand forward, swiping her torch away from the scrambling arms.

“Woah,” she said, holding out her free hand, palm facing the attendant. “Calm down, it doesn’t burn.”

“Alright...” The attendant sighed, holding a hand to her chest and taking deep breaths. “Just, give people warning first...”

With some diabolical ideas beginning to form in her mind, Clownpiece simply smiled an arrogant smile and nodded, setting her torch back down and picking the pen and board back up. She scanned over it, quickly reading all the questions before she started writing things down. It looked like it was just a simple joining form, probably so the higher-ups would know what to expect. Without further thought, she began jotting down her answers.

What is your name?
Clownpiece

How long have you been in the Omniverse?
Less than a day.

Where do you live in the Omniverse?
Nowhere, yet.

What is your current job?
Does Fairy of Hell count?

What was your life like back in your own world?
Fun. I had so much time to sow madness in the humans of Gensokyo.

Why are you joining Dante’s Abyss?
To prove that I am the strongest.

Finishing off the last of the questions, Clownpiece signed her name in a childish scrawl, before handing it back to the attendant. Casting a quick glance to the side, she absently grabbed her torch again. Cirno was no longer next to her, so she assumed she must have been on her way already.

“Right this way,” with a cheery smile and a monotonous voice, the star-clad girl was unceremoniously ushered to the recall station and sent on her way.