A Birthday Party for Molly

[Guu]

Guu took a deep breath to calm down, bitch of a slime was too much of a pain of an ass. She refocused her thoughts on the topic at hand.

"Okay, what I learned from Humanity." She said, straigtening herself out. "Honestly, it was harder for me to learn about humanity back home. Being a goddess, it was hard to separate myself from the power, no matter how much I played the role of a human. Like for instance-"

She thought through her words more carefully this time.

"Well, I understood how to manipulate humans, part of my dad's plan for me was to conquer Earth so he hardwired me with emotional manipulation tactics, but I didn't understand why humans did the things they did. I was surprised the human ability to complicate something so simple.

"Like, my adoptive mother for instance, Weda. She came from a rich family, but when she was 14, she got pregnant to the 30-year-old family doctor. The family was willing to support her under the condition that she name the father, but she refused, and she was disowned. It's how she came to live in my jungle in the first place.

"I could never grasp why she chose to protect the privacy and freedom of the doctor over her own security. Saying a name was so simple, and she jeapardized the future of son and herself. In all my time back at home, it was something I could never piece together.

"But when Omni took my powers away, and I had to interact with people to survive. It was only when I was at their level that I finally understood their complexity, to some extent."